Danny, Sam, and Tucker looked at the maple desk that belonged to their teacher.
"Are you sure we're going to do this?" Sam asked
"Hell yeah, we are!" Tucker smiled. Danny reached for one of the drawer's handles. Tucker yelled.
"Wait! We should all open the door!" Danny rolled his eyes. They all opened the drawer and looked through what was inside it. The first drawer was useless. It was just full of scrap paper, pens, paper clips, and . . . a key?
"What's the key for?" Sam asked.
"Yeah, like I'm supposed to know." Tucker said.
"Okay, seriously Tucker, what's your problem? Those comments are getting really annoying."
"Well sheesh." Tucker huffed.
"Shush you guys! It's night! We might not want to yell, or the cops will come and spoil our fun." Danny whispered loudly.
"Isn't that what we want? I want to get out of here once we're done." Sam said.
"Baby." Tucker mumbled.
"Shut up geek!" Sam said
"Guys!" Danny tried to make them stop fighting.
"Sorry." They said. Danny put the silver key in the pocket of his jeans. They continued to raid the many drawers of Mr. Lancer's desk. Danny found a large magazine entitled, "English Teachers Guide to Giving out Difficult Tests." Danny raised his eyebrows.
"What's this? Who in the right mind would buy a stupid magazine like this?" Danny said.
"Well, that explains my English grade at the moment." Tucker sighed.
"Read it." Sam urged. "Maybe it will have some answers from the test on Monday in it!"
"Um, Alright." Danny said. He opened the magazine, and another magazine popped out. Danny looked at the cover of the new magazine he saw.
"Holy. Shit." Danny said. He blinked, thinking the image would disappear.
"What?" Tucker said eagerly. He saw the magazine, and whistled, "Wow. I always thought there was something twisted about that man, and now I know. He hides nude magazines in his teacher's guide." Sam looked up.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" She almost screamed, but remembered what would happen if she did. She ran over to where Danny and Tucker were flipping through the magazine and smiling. She snatched it out of their hands.
"Give me that! You bunch of sick perverts." Danny and Tucker looked at Sam innocently.
"Us? Perverts? Why would you ever think something like that?" Danny asked sweetly. Sam opened it to a random page, and right then Danny and Tucker had that far away look in their eyes. She closed it, and they were back to normal.
"Boys." She rolled her eyes.
"What?" they asked.
"Nothing. Nothing at all." Sam started laughing. She began to trace through another drawer. She found a rather small cardboard box. She read its label and wondered why it was in Mr. Lancer's desk and not in his bathroom at his house.
"Rogain?" Sam asked, as she read the box out loud. Tucker came over to read the box.
"Mr. Lancer owns Rogain?" Danny walked over
"Mr. Lancer owns Rogain?" He asked.
"I just asked that stupid." Tucker said.
"You see? There go those comments of yours!" Tucker looked at Danny, then back at the box.
"Well, if you ask me, I don't think its working!" They started laughing. Sam's eyes started to water.
"You know, this is going to be one hell of a night, you know?"
"Yeah," said Danny, "If we find nude magazines and Rogain in Lancer's desk, I wonder what we'll find in other classrooms." The group began to run throughout the school.
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