A/N: Nothing belongs to me except Birchwood, Numbuh 178, and Numbuh 563. The KND belongs to Mr. Warburton and Holly belongs to Eoin Colfer.

Chapter 3: Here's where I run out of names for chapters

"So you won't tell us what we have to do to switch back?" Numbuh 86 asked.

Numbuhs 3 and 4 shook their heads.

"No, sorry." Numbuh 3 said.

"Well that's it then." Numbuh 86 grumbled.

She grabbed Numbuh 2's nightgown.

"Come on. You have to ask Daddy if I can come to dinner. That is after you get dressed." She dragged the stuttering boy to her room. She went to the dresser and pulled out a forest green shirt and brown cargo pants.

"I assume you want to wear pants, more than a skirt. Right?"

Numbuh 2 nodded.

"Do you want me to wear anything in particular?" Numbuh 86 asked.

"Um. No. You know what I always wear." Numbuh 2 said.

"Right." Numbuh 86 left the room.

"This is so weird." Numbuh 2 muttered before slipping the nightgown off, not thinking about it and defiantly NOT looking. Numbuh 86 would skin him alive if he did. He hurried to the kitchen where Numbuh 86 was waiting.

"What took you so long?" She asked.

Numbuh 2 rolled his eyes and took the phone she handed him.

"What do I say?" He asked trying not to be too nervous.

"Just ask if your friend, Hoagie Gilligan, can come for the party." Numbuh 86 said. "Now call!"

Numbuh 2 gulped and dialed in the number.

"And whatever you do, don't forget to call him daddy!" Numbuh 86 hissed.

Numbuh 2 would have responded but someone picked up the phone.

"Hello?" asked the voice of a young boy.

"Um...hey Shaunie," Numbuh 2 said recognizing the voice of Numbuh 86's youngest brother. "Can I talk to...er... daddy?"

"Sure." Shaunie said before yelling. "Daddy! Fanny's on the phone and she wants to talk to you!"

Numbuh 2 heard footsteps coming to the phone.

"Hello Fanny. What can I do for you?" Came the voice of Mr. Boss.

Numbuh 2 gulped and said. "Er...daddy. Can my friend come to the party? Please?"

"Which friend?" Mr. Boss asked.

"Hoagie Gilligan." Numbuh 2 said, feeling awkward.

"Yeah yeah, sure. Whatever. Just be here by 7."

"Ok. See you later." Numbuh 2 hung up the phone in relief.

"Well? What did he say?" Numbuh 86 asked.

"He said you could come." Numbuh 2 said wearily.

"Ok. Now you'll just need to ask Numbuh 1 if we can have the night off. I was going to ask him today." Numbuh 86 said.

Numbuh 2 gulped and said. " Ok then let's go ask and get it over with."

Numbuh 86 nodded and followed Numbuh 2 into the living room.

As they entered Numbuhs 1 and 5 looked up. Numbuhs 3, 4, 178 and 563 just continued staring at the TV.

"What was that all about?" Numbuh 5 asked.

"Nothing." Numbuh 2 mumbled. "Just a misunderstanding."

Numbuh 1 shrugged. "It reminds me of when Numbuh 3 screamed in her room about 5 days ago."

Numbuh 5 nodded in agreement. Numbuh 86 elbowed Numbuh 2 hard in the stomach.

"Um...Numbuh 1? I need the night off." Numbuh 2 said rubbing his bruised stomach.

"Why?" Numbuh 1 asked.

"Mr. Bo...er I mean daddy has a dinner party tonight and I have to be there. Numbuh 2 is coming to." Numbuh 2 flinched as he said 'daddy'. His own father had died when he was little so he never really used the word anymore.

"Sure, I guess, Numbuh 86. But remember to keep an eye out if anything looks suspicious. Mr. Boss is a villain after all."

"It's a FAMILY party, you numbskull! Not some SUPER VILLIAN MEETING!!" Numbuh 86 said in disgust.

Numbuhs 1, and 5 looked at her in amazement while Numbuhs 3, 4, 178 and 563 groaned. That did not sound like Numbuh 2 at all.

"Are you ok Numbuh 2? Numbuh 5 has never heard you say something like that before." Numbuh 5 said, frowning.

Numbuh 2 rolled his eyes. "Numbuh 2 is just hungry, he hasn't had breakfast yet. Come on Numbuh 2! Let's go."

Numbuh 2 grabbed Numbuh 86's arm and dragged her back into the kitchen.

"Ok in case you haven't noticed, I'm not really naturally rude. So I'd like you to not tarnish my record, ok?" Numbuh 2 said pulling out cereal from the cupboard.

"Whatever Numbuh 2." Numbuh 86 muttered.

Above them Birchwood and Holly were laughing uncontrollably. Even Cupid was having trouble keeping a straight face.

"This is SO funny!" Holly gasped wiping tears from her eyes. "It's like some comedy show or something. Way better than spring cleaning."

Cupid nodded. "It's funny every time."

A/N: Ok I'm changing something. I said it was Saturday before but since Numbuh 013 wanted at least ONE school day I'm changing this day (the dinner party day) to Sunday so there'll be ONE school day. :)