Mobs and quests

Since it seems some people liked the first conversation I did, I've decided to make this a fic that's a collection of conversations about various unusual topics in WoW. I can't guarantee that it will be good, or that it will update often, but here's the second chapter

Disclaimer: I don't own WoW, Blizzard entertainment does.

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[Firefreeze: gha! We died again

[Naturemaster: why won't these guys just die like their supposed to?

[Deatharrow: well we ARE kinda barging into their home and taking everything we see, you expect them to just stand there and let us take everything they own?

[Firefreeze: well we're just going in to take back what they stole

[Silentdeath: who says that it wasn't theirs to begin with?

[Unbreakable: and who says that the quest giver isn't lying? Who says that it was never stolen, that it never belonged to the quest giver in the first place?

[Naturemaster: oh come on, why would the quest giver lie?

[Silentdeath: to get us to do stuff for him.

[Unbreakable: so that it looks like it's the right thing to do (and thus he doesn't need to give as big a reward)

[Firefreeze: still, these mobs are a level under us, we're only dying because they keep ganging up on us.

[Deatharrow: what? Do you expect them to sit there and wait their turn to be killed?

[Naturemaster: but we're on the same side as the quest giver, why would they lie to us?

[Silentdeath: because the world isn't technically at war, they don't want us thinking we're only doing things for war-like purposes

[Unbreakable: yea, like in Ashenvale, there's a horde quest that has you kill 3 beast mobs for a "grand hunt", but if you look at the mobs on an alliance character you see that they are allied with Darnassus

[Naturemaster: ...I guess that makes sense. I just never thought of quests lying to us.

[Firefreeze: well they at lest don't need to be groups so close together

[Deatharrow: hey, YOU try fitting a crime gang in a space that small

[Firefreeze: it isn't the whole gang, theirs an infinite number of them

[Deatharrow: no there aren't, if there was than they'd just take over the word by sheer numbers

[Firefreeze: How do you explain the sudden respawns then?

[Deatharrow: corpse runs, just like us. Nothing actually dies in this world except heavily plot relevant NPCs in the lore.

[Naturemaster: That's a pretty lame explanation

[Deatharrow: how do you think NPCs explain us suddenly coming back to life?

[Silentdeath: …good point.

[Unbreakable: well, if they don't really die what do we have against killing them?

[Deatharrow: nothing :) let's go!

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Alright, second chapter. Like the first, this is a conversation I'm sure verry few people ever think about. leave your thoughts/ideas in a review.