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"Hermione!" A shrill voice called me back from my evil little day dream. Involving Ron's precious hair falling out. Me winning the lottery and that cute Hufflepuff. Hehe.

"Yes Gin?" Dirty evil queen of interrupting good day dreams! (D.E.Q.O.I.G.D.D, add on to spew? Perhaps… I could just squeeze her in there.) Oh crap, I was supposed to be paying attention her… ah well couldn't have missed that much right?

"-Well so I was wondering if that would be okay with you?"

"Erm… what?" Maybe I did…Gods she didn't have to look that annoyed.

"WHERE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!??"

"Um… well I got the end bit…" I mumbled out sheepishly.

"Urgghh!" she threw her hands up in the air and hissed, really she hissed "I'm so sorry that I can't go to Hogsmead with you. Because my boyfriend is taking me!" Ok that is just not on.

"Ginny! We had plans!"

"Yes well I'm changing them; at least Harry listens to me when I talk!" Okay so I wasn't paying attention, it was just this once. Okay there was that other time… oh and then. Aw bugger.
"Sorry?"

"Yea okay Herms, but I'm still going with him." I nodded and the left. Well then. I'll just go on my own or… hey… cute Hufflepuff?

Running out of the common room I dashed down to lunch. (Not before taming the frizz mind you) I sat down with Lavender and Parvati. While they discussed the latest fashions in witch wear I looked around the great hall. After going over the Hufflepuff table for the second time I saw him. He was just getting up, and so I repeated his action and by the time he reached the doors as did I. (aren't I brilliant?) Anyway, being the amazingly elegant and sexy girl I am. I crashed straight into the wooden doors and fell onto my bum. Classy Granger.

"Oh my god! Hermione are you alright?" he knows me?

"You know me?"

"Yea well, everyone sorta does." Awww I think I'm making him nervous 

"Aw right, yes. The Harry thing." I think some people call us the Golden Trio… ha might just be Malfoy.

"Errmmm well," cue dramatic pause. He looks good all flushed like that. "Not just the Harry thing, (cue quirked eyebrow) well c'mon you must know you're basically the 2nd most wanted girl at Hogwarts." Now that was news to me.

"Oh really? Who's the first then?" I huffed playfully; he looked rather frightened before he realized I was just teasing. Gosh it's not like I would've hexed the boy.

"Haha, well not to me but for other blokes I suppose its Ginny Weasley –but don't tell Ron that!"

"Yea, she is quite the li'l minx."

"I wouldn't know, like I said she isn't #1 for me." &$$ he is brilliant! Ron will be so jealous!! Not that I care or anything like that…shit. Okay so mayb-

SHUTUP! We do not care about Ronald WeasleyNo matter how good a kisser he is or how amazing he feels pressed up agains-

I'm thinking its time for you to shut up this time luv.

"Though I guess guys have sort of given up on her since she's been seeing Potter."

"Just since Harry? Well hasn't she been pretty much unavailable for a while now… straight after Dean there was Seamus and now it's Harry…"

"Well yea, but Thomas and Finnegun aren't too much of a threat you see? No one really wants to mess with Harry flippin' Potter." HAHA!! People actually see him as a threat?! That boy couldn't cast a decent charm to save his life! And charming witches? HES HOPELESS! Well…. Okay fighting of Voldie about 5 times I suppose might give him a bit of an intimidating air. Just a little one though…

"Um… okay then!"

So it was at that point in time in which I realized I was still (very sexily mind you) sitting on the floor. Before I could scramble up to my feet, Ron appeared. Dun dun dun.

"Hermione? What are you doing on the floor? OI! What you do to her?"

"Oh shut up Ronald, I fell what do you think? He –erm- was just wondering if I was okay." Good timing Hufflepuff, he grasped my hand and pulled me to my feet. We ended up quite close too…

"So, I never got your name?"

"Right, Dirk Stevins." He grinned, smiiiilllleeeeee. He really was cute. And still holding my hand in his large, warm one. Where'd Ron go? Ah well.

"So Hermione, this is probably really late… But do you have a date to Hogsmead?"

"Funny that! I was supposed to go with the She-Weasley, but then she blew me off to go with her boyfriend. Honestly! He might be the boy-who-lived but so help me if he screws up anymore of my plans he'll become the bloody boy-who-lived-but-was-murdered-by-his-best friend! The stupid interfering boy! With his messy hair and that stupid scar!" Bollocks, I was babbling…just babbling away.

"That's a no then?" Well did'ya miss the 'she blew me off' part?

"Yea, that's a no."

"Cool," Cool? Do I really have to push it out of him?

"So… why'd you ask?"

"Oh just wondering." Ermm… just what!? Am I not a girl in need of a date? "Well actually, I was hoping you'd want to join me?"

"Really? I could do that." Flirtation point #1. rawrrr.

"Wicked! Meet you in the great hall tomorrow at about 11?"

"Yea okay, see you then." I winked, flirtatious point #2. rawrrr. Cue dramatic exi- FUCK that stupid door blocked my exit! (pout) Idiotic wooden demon. Hmmpfff.

"Hermione!? What in Merlin's name are you doing?" what… it's not like I was skipping my way to Gryffindor tower humming or anything. Oh bugger, I was doing that wasn't I?

"Yes Gin-bug?"

"You're skipping…"

"Indeed."

"And humming… Kate Nash?" How in bloody hell does she know muggle mu- wait. Who cares? It's Ginny.

"Yes?"

"But why!?" You'd think I need a reason!

"Well Gin-bug, it's probably because I just got… a date… with a cute Hufflepuff." Smirk. Three, two, one. "OHMIGOSH!! 'Mione wicked! Who?"

"Um… Dirk Stebbins? Stuffins? Stevens?"

"Might wanna learn his name."

"Yea know that could be smart…"

"Who's name?" Oh yea hey potter, just act like you didn't mess up my plans.

"Her dates."

"Who's date?" Go away Ronniekins.

"Her.mio.ne's." You'd think he was deaf.

Ron: stare… silence…stare… (Frequent use of swearwords amongst his spluttering)…more staring

Ginny: Smirk. (Slytherin wench)

Harry: Hum Hum, I like the way you move…

Me: "I'll just go…" toodle oo, must dash. Tata!

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