Yay-o! D-Chan and I are wow'd by how many people have read our fan fiction so far. x3 And to those of you who reviewed, you got a reply back, did you not:D Yes, yes, you did! (Op-chan, you're making our reviewers sound like doggies! XD) We have a party of youth to celebrate, and the first thing we decided to do was write the 2nd chapter! Yay! (Lolololol, I made it sound that way, didn't I? XD) -cough- Well! We're not sure what's in store for this chapter, but we'll make it super-cool. x3 Worthy of Sasuke, per-say. Onward with the chapter, before I ramble on more than I already have! Huzzah!

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Not All People on the Internet are Perverts - Except Kakashi

Chapter Two

Sasuke calmly ran downstairs and sat down in the already-warm chair that Itachi had just been occupying moments before. He wasn't going to run upstairs like some hyperactive, over-zealous idiot. (Now who does that sound like?) So he settled for calmly walking. At least that's how he described it himself.

He re-logged himself into his account, Virginity-Taking Duck Avenger, and was surprised to see a personal message from none other than Small Penis Lover. Sasuke clicked on the message, read it, smirked his Sasuke smirk, then clicked the reply button and wrote:

"Look, I honestly do not love it up the ass. It hurts too much. However, I like to give it up the ass. I like it very much. But by no means is mine small. Suck on that."

But one moment later, Sasuke got a reply.

"I'll suck it, you bastard! I'll suck it long and hard!"

Now, we join Naruto to learn that it wasn't Naruto who sent the message, but instead his friend Sai. Naruto was instead hand-cuffed to a chair, only forced (happily, by Sai's demise) to witness that horror that unfolded itself in front of him.

Poor Naruto. Luck was never on his side from the beginning, and we honestly can't call this black-haired perverted artist friend of his luck. He honestly tries hard to lead a normal life with Sai around, but jeez! He's like a friggin' rabbit on crack! Oh-so perverted, if that clears things up with you. Bunnies equal an exponential amount of babies. Not that he has any. Sai doesn't like that kind of mate. Which explains his infatuation with you-know-whats. Naruto's life was all cracked up to be, with Sai around. He eats, he sleeps, he - gets hand-cuffed to chairs. Now wait a minute, that doesn't sound far from normal, does it?

We didn't think so, either.

Let's explain, shall we?

After Naruto called Sai, who was already halfway to his house foreseeing Naruto's reaction, Naruto was in his dire state. Angry and flustered to the point of insanity, and you can't really concentrate there, can you? So Sai took this to his advantage, the horny rabbit, and happily knocked on Naruto's door, swooped in, grabbed the nearest chair, and handcuffed Naruto there. THEN had the nerve to go on Naruto's account and say things Naruto, himself, normally wouldn't say.

"Sai, what the hell are you typing! Delete that! I wouldn't say stuff like that, you bastard!" Naruto screeched annoyingly, trying to get out of his metal bonds. He struggled and was about to yell when he felt some happy patting on his crotch.

"Now, now, Naruto," Sai replied happily, "you leave this up to Sai, and we'll get you a buddy in no time." Pat pat.

"I don't want a buddy! And even if I did, I don't know what a buddy means in your language! God, I hate you, you know that!" Pat pat.

"Oh, I have a buddy for you right here," Another strange, happy smile, a few more pats to Naruto's crotch, and before Naruto could attempt to strangle his friend, even with the binds that held him, the happy patting to his groin stopped, and Sai was happily typing away at the keyboard again. All Naruto could do was sit back and watch.

Sasuke, on the other hand, was simply amazed at the fact that someone so obviously gay had actually claimed to like the vagina. Itachi was talking on the phone with Kisame, arguing about the current situation with his recent posts. Sasuke smiled, yes, smiled, even wider when he saw that Naruto had actually wanted to meet. Finally! He could beat Itachi in sex! That would teach him for stealing the last muffin yesterday at breakfast. However, in his joy, he did not realize that Itachi had gotten off the phone with Kisame. And Itachi was glaring. At Sasuke. And he looked like a PMS-ing tub girl who wanted chocolate. And that's pretty bad. So, Itachi did what any older brother would do. He would take Sasuke and shove him under the desk, with love, of course.

Sasuke did not realize this until it was almost too late. Keyword: almost. Sasuke realized at the last moment possible that Itachi was going for his upper body. And not in the good way.

"Sasuke, you meany! You know not to mess with my heart!"

What the fuzz? Was this Itachi? Apparently, Itachi has a soft heart for love. Especially when his blue-gilled lover is involved.

"Kisame is mad at me now!" Itachi whined, and went for Sasuke's throat with his polished, purple nails that all girls envy.

Sasuke ducked (Haha, ducked, get it?) and booked it for the door. A love-crazed angered Itachi wasn't one to fool around with, especially when he started chasing you to the front yard, where all the stick-filled tree's are. Run, Sasuke, run, save your bottom! Save it from the demonic sticks of up the ass-ed-ness!

So, he ran.

Naruto, on the other hand, was waiting in his home to be un-handcuffed to the chair on which he sat. Then he realized something. He could undo these handcuffs with a Lego piece! Naruto's eyes fell upon a Lego model kit that he had since he was a kid. Now, as a kid, Naruto had hated this toy. It hurt to step on the pieces, and it was nearly impossible to put together. At this moment, however, Naruto praised the Legonulls as a blessing from God himself.

Naruto scooted the chair closer... closer... closer yet, with a grating sound on the floor until he finally reached his goal! Taking one of the longer pieces, Naruto clicked the release latch on the handcuffs through all the fur (pink fur, only God knows what Sai used those for), and freed himself. Naruto was free!

He immediately ran out of the demon house with Sai in it, cursing all the tiny Lego pieces he stepped on. Why the hell did he still have lego on his floor? Ah, well, he was was free, and nothing else mattered!

Running through his front lawn, he wondered where he should go. Should he go to the Ramen shop? No, too obvious. To the mall? To far away. The movie theater! No, they had Brokeback Mountain playing. It'd be like flies to honey for Sai...So where should he go? The park! It was easy to hide in, and he didn't have to pay. Oh, Naruto was genius, though most people thought different. So, he half-jogged to the park, still high on his adrenaline, partly because he got away from Sai, and partly because..no, it was all becaus ehe got away from Sai. Who knows what Sai might've done to him, all cuffed up in that chair, when he was through messing around in his account? Naruto shuddered and shut his eyes for half-a-millesecond when he ended up face first into something.

"Owwww."

"Watch where the hell your going."

Naruto groped around in front of him before he opened his eyes to see what he was feeling. It felt..soft..like material.. But then it felt hard..like.. He slowly opened a blue eye and was staring face first into another guy. Who he was still groping. A lot. It didn't occur to him that the thing he was groping just spoke a second ago. His brain got rattled about, so he didn't comprehend much at this point. Except for this.

Naruto jumped back, screaming profanities and started rubbing his hands against his pants like he just touched somthing slimy. His face burned from embarassment, and when he looked back the guy was just standing there with his hands in his pockets, smirking like he was amused. Naruto stuttered and pointed a finger in his direction.

"You should say you're sorry, bastard!"

"No. I think I should say 'thanks'."

Naruto was baffled. "Uh. Why?" He questioned.

"Because what you did to me a second ago," he paused and looked at Naruto, "felt really good."

The blonde-haired teen stood there, with his mouth open, and his face turned even brighter. The black-haired male walked past him, but he didn't notice until he got hold of his emotions. Half of him wanted to start yelling again, but half of him stayed shut. When he was clued in that the guy was gone, he wondered where he should go next. And yet... He couldn't think of where to go. With an unfamiliar feeling, he walked away slowly. He wondered if he may ever meet this person again. And, somewhere in the back of his mind, he wondered if Sai would let him use those pink handcuffs.

The black-haired teen, on the other hand, walked away and thought lightly of Naruto's groping. A little sloppy, but... His face makes up for it. If he has pink handcuffs, I might just have to take him home.

He then walked into his large home with the nameplate "Uchiha" on it, hoping Itachi was done his fit.

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