Woo! New chapter after a lonnnnnnng wait. Haha, sorry. We've had some problems lately. But! We're trying to make this one as long as possible, and try to make up for the junk we posted in our last chapter(s). : ) We hope you like them!
Also, D-chan would like you all to have her children. Enjoy! You know that we don't own it.
Not Everyone on the Internet is a Pervert - Except for Kakashi
To leave you guys hanging, we now enter the sweet, peaceful little home of a darling pink-haired teen named Sakura, who also has an account on The Wall known as BosomBaby. It was formally known as SweetBlossomBaby, but her now formal un-best friend, Ino, changed it to BosomBaby as a joke, and the Wall has only one name change for some odd reason. Thus, why she is now her un-best friend, and this innocent pink-haired girl is sitting home alone, brooding with her inner self, thinking of ways to dismember her blonde UN-best friend.
Although they were sure to be BFFs in about an hour or so, when the next big gossip sprung up like spring weeds, it was a habit of staying angry at each other until that very moment. So, in lieu of being angry, she logged onto Ino's account, named LongHairedBaby, and changed it to LongHairDownThereBaby. You get one name change on The Wall as we mentioned. They should really change that rule, huh? Notice the similar "baby" at the end of each other's names. A token, a badge, a perfectly clear way to everyone who didn't know them, that they are, or were, best friends, depending on the situation.
The pink-haired girl chuckled to herself, knowing that she'd hear from Ino at some point or another, so she waited by her phone, searching the forums on The Wall, and deciding to strike up a conversation with a seemingly 18 year old guy, who, from his profile was really sweet, and worth talking to.
She sent I'MNOTOLD a personal message. Clearly he had a great sense of humor.
BosomBaby wrote:
"Hey there! I love the name, and you seem really cool! Drop me a line sometime, okay? And, please don't mind the nickname. My friend and I had a war about names a while back. Lol"
It wouldn't be long before she got a reply from I'MNOTOLD.
Little did she know that I'MNOTOLD was a little older than he appeared to be.
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Kakashi was lazing about his very "hip" apartment on a rare day off, when he finally signed up for a forum that he had heard his students talk about. He knew that there was a lot of gossip being strewn all over the site, and that he wanted in. The only problem here was that, well.
The oldest you could register at (and become a qualified member) was 21. Kakashi had about 5 years on that age. So, he aptly named himself I'MNOTOLD, to spite the admin of the site, and put his age at 18. Just young enough to get into the more graphic portions of the site, but not old enough to where he'd be approached by old pedophiles. Those people were just gross.
It was interesting, though, that even though he claimed to be grossed out by the old pedophiles on this site, that when he got a Personal Message from this BosomBbaby, his was mind altered by her sweetness, or her general type of name involving girls boobs, and he converted into what he really didn't want to be.
Old.
And perverted.
Yes, it was sad. It was gross, and poor, poor Kakashi, save his soul, but he couldn't help it. His hair turned grey at a pre-adolescent age, and his eyes were different colors, so he invested in books, whose pages were generously adorned with that of corny pick-up lines and other adult rated propoganda.
So, taking what he learned from such books, his reply was;
"Hey, no problem. Your name is really...different. I like it. If I was a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit, haha. What's your name?" then clicked 'send' and waited for a reply back.
Poor Kakashi and his little knowledge of women. Perhaps this BosomBaby was too young and innocent to be offended by such a line, and laugh at it, then warm up to him a little. He needed something other than his books to keep him company.
It almost makes you feel some pity for him. Doesn't it. Well, not quite.
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Sakura was once again looking at her screen, when the notification popped up telling her about her new message. She opened it up immediately, and giggled. This guy did have a sense of humor. And, after all, that was what really mattered, right?
She typed back:
"Despite that I am a piece of shit to you, you're pretty funny. I think we should so totally make babies sometime. LOL"
She sent the message, regardless of the reprocussions it may cause.
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Kakashi almost immediately saw the reply. "Yay! I'm liked!" he shouted to the roof, despite that there were only a few crows that could hear his happy yelling, and see him doing his very lame (albeit amusing) dance. He sat down quickly and replied.
I'MNOTOLD wrote:
"Well, you are quite the fine piece of shit. I mean, if I was a fly I'd be all over you, like I said. With some Clorox first, maybe, but I'd still be all over you! And I would love to make babies. Babies are very important"
The send button was hit.
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Poor naive Sakura. Being hit on by an old man, but she didn't know it. Her long pink locks flung back as she tipped her head backwards into a scene of rautious laughter. As I said, poor, naive Sakura.
She was hooked like suspenders on a doorknob. Eventually, they were gonna snap back and hit her butt in a striking snap, but she didn't know it. She was about to reply to her new object of affection, but her Hello Kitty phone rang and a clear "SAKURA, HOW COULD YOU!" was heard on the other line, resulting in babbles of "I'm sorry! it was payback! I'm still your best friend! ...No! he didn't! Really!? Pink handcuffs? Oh my GAWD I'LL BE RIGHT OVER."
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б Sasuke had finished his waffles with his much desired "SasuSauce". It turned out to be quite tasty as always, and was pretty sure he was never going to try some of Lee's "youth sauce". It didn't look too tasty. He pushed back his plate with as much elegance as the antique china plate had, with it's gold rimmed sides, and it's flecked pottery with roses on it.
Oh yes. It was an elegant push.
When he had done that, he declared this weeks meeting over, due to an account that Lee was foaming at the mouth and his waffles were bubbling. He stayed as stoic as possible as he and Gaara picked up the rabid Lee and called Gai to come pick him up. He was never, ever, in his whole life, going to try Lee's Youth Sauce.
As expected, Gai was miraculously there in a matter of seconds, God knows how, and Lee and Gaara were gone, leaving Sasuke to think about the blond he met at the park. If only he knew his name!
In Sasuke's own angst, he gracefully flopped down into the computer chair and signed on to the Wall as "The Virginty-Taking Duck Avenger" and checked his messages. Little did he know that his life was forever going to be changed. As the screen for The Wall loaded, it seemed he had another Personal Message from Small Penis Lover; it read as follows,
"Hey, you bastard! Just to let you know this isn't over! I didn't mean to send it to you, okay? YOU GOT THAT"
Sasuke chuckled, placing his elbow onto the desk, letting his chin rest on his hand. He typed a one word reply, sure to make this guy confused.
"Okay."
He got a reply moments later. Apparently he was online now, too. His reply was one word, too.
"What?"
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Naruto clicked send, and was confused.
Was this guy actually fine with it? No perverted jokes? Nothing of the sort? This person intruiged him. He was intent on staying on and talking to this person, so he ran to his kitchen and set a kettle of water on the stole to let boil, then opened his cupbaord and prepared a ramen cup for when the water was ready. He stood, hands on his hips, waiting for the water to boil and then decided to strip off his white shirt, revealing a tanned, not to mention, toned, chest. Had Sai been there, he was sure to be molested. It didn't help that hisбdark blue sweatpants hung dangerously low on his hips in a sultry way. Naruto didn't like to be conservative in his own house.
After his ramen was done, he took a pair of chopsticks and settled down at his computer, getting ready for an online chat that unbeknownst to him, will change his life.
For the better
We'll see.
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Hello, all, D-Chan isn't here, and I wanted to post this chapter up, so huzzah! Chapter 4!
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