THE ADVANTURES OF EMO BOI AND GAHH

BY: ME

NOTE: I did not create the original story but I thought I could continue the crazy fun and express my inner fan girl at the same time. WELL THIS IS TOTAL CRACK SO HAVE FUN. If u want to know the stories behind this here: them in the order I put them

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I wish I owned Garra, yeah, but I don't cries

Garra even though he was half demon had human urges. He needed it, wanted it, but they wouldn't let him have it. So he set off to search for it in Konoha. He ran in Sasuke who was the only one who knew how to satisfy his needs.

" So sasuke u got it"

"Yeah you ready Garra?"

"…"

"I will take that as a yes, les go" and they disappeared into the darkness.

(u guys thought some dirty thoughts didn't you, oh shame on you shame shame shame)

They were walking through the forest. When suddenly they came to the secret uchiha shrine. They went inside and found it the legendary map to candy cave.

" I will read the map cause u can only read it with the use of the sharigon"

"….."

"ok first we need to find the magical pokemon barneymon. "

" is that him over there"

" omg that is the thing that tried to rape me"

" ohhhh cool"

" no not cool any way wich way rapist barneymon"

"barnybar"it says as it points in some direction

"tally hoo"

"O.O I cant belive u just said that Garra"

" tell anyone and I kill u"

" ok lips are sealed"

They walked forever till they came across the graveyard where all fangirls were buried. And my final resting place yah. Any way all these fangirl gousts were raping and molesting them. WELL TRING TO ANYWAY CAUSE THEY WERE GUST SO THEY COULDN'T. MWHAHAHAHA. Any once out of there they came across it candy cave.

"CANDY CANDY MINE MINE MINE" They shouted simultaneously

Garra packed his gourd with candy then began chowing down with sasuke. They quickly transformed into EMO BOI and GAAH.

"come gaah we must go catch the sugar fairy" EMO BOI said stipping down to his blue boxers and a cape (wtf)

'GAAAAAH" Said nodding as he put on his famour pink bunny suit.

SO THEY MAHAM BEGINS

Plz review and no flames ty