Host Club Sleepover

A/N: Thanks for all the reviews, you guys! A couple of them made me laugh. Kawaii! I bet some of you can't wait to see what happens, though some may already have an idea!

Disclaimer: Not anything here is mine besides the future humor, plot, and the writing mostly. Otherwise, I DO NOT CLAIM ANY CREDIT

Tamaki's POV

Oh my god! Haruhi… Haruhi! She's here! She's HERE! This is the second day of the sleepover, but she seems kind of… sad.

No! I cannot stand for that kind of a horrible thing! It is obvious… VERY obvious that she has fallen into the horrid hands of depression. We must save her and I shall become her shining knight in armor father! I must!

Haruhi had already went back inside to do something. She claimed it was important and that she also needed to call her father, or else he would be worried. Alas, could these be lies!? Is there some kind of lover I do not know about? These I fear!

"Gather!" I called to my companions.

"Yes, my lord?" chirped the twins in unison as they rushed over from their game of running in circles.

"Tama-chaaannn! What's wrong?" Honey called as he gallantly dragged Mori over.

"Yes, Tamaki? What is it NOW?" asked Kyouya with a grind of his teeth. He must have been very excited!

"Gather, gather! For we must save Haruhi from the dark, unruly hands of sadness! We must turn sorrow into gladness!" I called dramatically as the butler blew lovely rose petals behind me. I must say I looked very dashing, as a passerby had taped me coincidentally.

The twins stared at each other in confusion. "What?" they asked dully. "Don't say it's another one of your--"

Here, I broke in as tears of happiness fell down my cheeks and hit the ground. Flowers bloomed from my tears and the sun seemed to create a rainbow as I interrupted heroically. "Yes! Another one of my amazing, lovely, savior plans! Here is what we will do. Pointer! Marker! White board!" I called out commands as they appeared in my hands. "Now, this plan will probably--"

"Yes, yes$. Putting that thought aside. Kyouya, what should we do?" the twins asked as they rejected my plan. Kaoru, Hikaru, Honey, and Mori turned to Kyouya for advice.

I gasped in pain and agony. Me, their leader, was rejected and they turned to Kyouya!? "Why?" I asked significantly. "My plan will work!"

Feeling unwanted, I went into the corner to sulk. A gloom held over me as I picked at a flower in despair. "They love me, they hate me, they love me, they hate me, they love me, they hate me, they love me, they hate me…" my voice trailed off as I picked off the last petal. "Wahnn!" Tears came running down my face, but a lightbulb appeared above my head as I threw away the stem, which meant my luck ended in a "they love me" phrase.

"Sire, are you going to sit there and sulk all day?" the twins asked nonchalantly.

A heavier gloom settled over me and I said darkly, "Yes."

"What about Haruhi?" asked Kaoru.

"Hai, hai. What about her, Sire?" asked Haruhi.

I ignored them as they pestered me. I would use my plan and only my plan! Time to go for Plan B!

-WAIT! Time for a QuikE Intermission!-

Welcome to the QuikE Intermission! During this time, please use the restroom, go get food, water, or just get up and stretch…

"Welcome!" the Host Club said together. All, except Tamaki, of course.

"Today, Visitor-san, we are going to give you an insi-insi-insiggg…" Honey trailed off as he struggled to remember the word.

"…insight," Mori whispered to Honey.

"OH yeah! We are going to give you an insight on Tama-chan's thoughts," Honey finished.

"Okay, in this exclusive episode, we'll be giving you a chance to see how Tamaki's thoughts work," Kaoru said.

"Cha! Like he has any thoughts, actually, it's amazing he DOES!" Hikaru mused.

"Raawr! As your king, I have the right to forbid-" Tamaki started as several veins on his head popped.

"We'll give you some pictures of Haaarrruuuhhiiii," the twins whispered mischievously into his ear.

Tamaki backed off. "Now," continued Kyouya, "we will continue what we were doing." He shot a glare at Tamaki and the two twins as they acted very innocent.

"Let's go!" shouted Honey.

In this chapter, these are Tamaki's thoughts… oops, out of time!

Done, are you? Good, now we can continue! Oh and here's the note.

$This is 'yes' –supposedly- in Japanese.

-To be continued in the next QuikE Intermission-

"Hey," assumed Hikaru, "Isn't it abut time for him to stop sulking and---"

"---Look at us with puppy dog eyes?" Kaoru finished. "Yup. Oh look, he's coming over."

At first, I tried my extremely cute puppy dog eyes on Honey and Mori. "Nope," they muttered.

Then, I tried my dashing good looks and cute puppy dog eyes on Kaoru and Hikaru. "Aww," they fake sympathized, "would you like a little bone you pwoor pwuppy?"

Desperate, I finally tried on Kyouya. I did the rose petals flying in the background, with my dashing good looks, finally combined with my cute puppy dog eyes. He succumbed and the others did too, under his command.

"Fine, but Tamaki, I am not responsible for failure or angering Haruhi," Kyouya claimed straight up.

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Okay, we all know the plan, right?" Four heads nodded eagerly and one head nodded a slow, smooth 'yes'. "Great! Commence plan 'Let's Cheer up Haruhi and Save her From the Dark Hands of Depression'!"

"WHAT did you say Tamaki-senpai?" called a small, angry voice from behind.

"Kyaaaaa!" I screamed. "Oh, Haruhi, hello. Um… how are you… now? Um…" I was sweating profusely.

"WHAT is this plan of cheering me up?" Haruhi grit her teeth. Her voice echoed off of the walls that surrounded the area. They happened to be three brick walls that were decorated with ivy and plants that seemed to shrink a little as they heard her voice. Now, as many of you should know, Haruhi is very menacing when angry. I cowered.

"Well, if you really must know, we were just going to cheer you up because the King told us to. That's all," the twins chimed in.

"Oh. Thanks, but I'm not sad or angry… well, I am angry at you." Her eyes darted over to me. I cowered and tried to speak. "Really, I'm just tired from the flight from Tokyo. No worries at all. Really."

"Haru-chan, are you sure?" Honey asked worriedly. Mori held an unreadable expression.

"Yes, don't worry. I'm fine. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going back inside, as it is very hot outside. I just wish there was a small breeze."

I calmed down as I approached her. "Haruhi, gomen (sorry). I was just worried because you seemed sulky, so I wanted to help you."

"It's okay," she murmured. "I'll be inside."

I thought I finally understood how she was feeling for once—mixed emotions. Neither happy nor sad, but just mixed feelings. I went and sat on a bench under a tree and cupped my hands. A single, small flower petal drifted onto my hand and I sighed. I was calm for once, not peppy and energized. I felt as if I were one with the world. I don't know when it happened, but when I was thinking about some things, I fell into a deep tranquil sleep.