Host Club Sleepover

A/N: . Writer's Block… so sorry if the chapter stinks.

Disclaimer: Not anything here is mine besides the future humor, plot, and the writing mostly. Otherwise, I DO NOT CLAIM ANY CREDIT

"Wake up Haruuuhi!" shouted Tamaki. "Time to do more groups activities, my dear!"

"Uhhhh. Be up soon…" Haruhi groaned. They had had a late-nighter yesterday. Telling ghost stories and just being happy scaring everyone. Except Haruhi, of course.

"Haru-chan! There are cakes and cookies and more for breakfast," whispered Honey in her ear.

"Uhhh. Be up soon…" Haruhi turned over to face the opposite direction.

"Haruhi. Haruhi. Haruhi. Haruhi. Haruhi. Haruhi. Haruhi," came two distinct voices. They were chanting her name.

"Be up soon, okay?" she said with a snappier bit of voice.

"Fujioka-san. It's 10' o clock," said a sly voice from in the shadows.

"What? It's 10? I have to get up!" shouted Haruhi, while scrambling around desperately to find her contacts.

Haruhi stood up, after finding her contacts, and ran to the bathroom. Haruhi was still in pajamas and her hair was slighty messed up, so she grabbed a comb. She pulled on the brush because it was stuck in a knot. Her hair had grown longer and she hadn't bothered to cut it yet. After almost jamming her contacts in, she snatched her clothing and went to change. I can't believe this. I couldn't care less about this sleepover… much, but really! I overslept?, she thought desperately. I'll leave as soon as possible…

As Haruhi returned, the room was silent. Suddenly, the twins burst out laughing.

"Ah ha ha ha ha!" they hysterically laughed. "Ha ha ha ha!"

Then, Honey cracked and Mori even gave a chuckle. "Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Tamaki finally succumbed. "Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Kyouya smirked, and out came Renge. "Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! What a great character! I cosplay today, the funniest girl, Haruhi! Oh ho ho ho ho ho." Then, Haruhi stared.

The room was a pretty room, with fancy carpeting and nice wallpaper. On the ground were the sleeping bags, Haruhi's was an old faded purple color. Everyone else's was fit to their personalities and made them look rich, but then again, they were. Haruhi stared, from the wall to the ground, and then at every one of the Host Club members.

"What?" she asked with a blank, confused face. Then she saw it, the fancy old grandfather's clock. It went "bong, bong, gong" as it struck the start of another hour. The clock read 8 o' clock, on the dot.

"Haruhi, you are such a baka sometimes, you know?" laughed Hikaru, who was red in the face.

"Indeed! Really, Haruhi! Kyouya, that was amazing!" laughed Kaoru, who was turning a faint purple.

"Haruhi, my dear. Since you're now up and going, let's go and play hide-and-seek. I like that commoner game," said Tamaki.

"Come on and eat breakfast Haru-chan! There's cake downstairs, too," exclaimed Honey.

"Yes, Fujioka-san. It says here in my notes that you, out of us all, hate oversleeping. I know because you wake up early every day for your work," explained the sly voice of Kyouya. "I believe you quite fell for our trap. Then again, I also won the game. I'm delighted.

"Game? Trap? What do you mean?" Haruhi asked, still puzzled. Her face light up with understanding and burst out, "You… damn… rich… bastards…! Argh."

Tamaki, the twins, and Honey cowered in the corner against the fancy wallpaper. Haruhi's eyes were alight with anger and she was not giving in. They had played a game. They had fooled her! The lawyer! Their lives were so laid back, while she had to work every single day. Sure. They had responsibilities, but this… that was going too far! Mocking her… she knew she was overreacting, but she couldn't help it. The lawyer job thing had sucked a lot of fun out of her. The reason in her was bubbling down, and outright anger was about to explode. Then, Haruhi remembered what her dad had told her when she had lost her first case.

-Begin Flashback-

Haruhi was pacing really quickly from side to side in their small kitchen. Her tears of anger and sadness dripped down as she presented her explanation to her dad. Their kitchen consisted of a stove, pots, an oven, and a microwave. Everything need for a kitchen was basically there. The tiles were a bit dusty, the floor littered with small crumbs, but clean and sparkling. The cabinets were either empty of full and some even had food in them. Most of it was in the refrigerator, though. There were also four chairs and table.

"I'm not cut out for this! I lost it totally and my client GLARED at me with anger. Ugh!" she commented after her dad got her to sit down.

"Don't be so angry. You lost your first case, but no one does that well. Don't cry. Calm down and prepare the FACTS next time. You can do it. I believe in you. Just take deep breaths, and give daddy a call sometime, okay? Especially since I bought you this! Ta-da!" he announced. Out of nowhere, he pulled out a journal. "You can write you thoughts, or you can use it for your next cases. Keep it up, Haruhi! Good luck!"

"Okay," Haruhi said as she smiled.

-End Flashback-

She counted to ten under her breath. "Ichi, ni, san, shi, go, roku, shichi, hatchi, kyu, juu."

The others watched as she seemed to calm down. They stopped cowering and said, all together, "Gomen. Sorry. We just wanted to let you have some fun. You seemed so uptight."

"Yeah. Arigato! I was uptight. Sorry for the outburst. Just some cases and stuff I need tending to," Haruhi explained. "Thanks everyone. A lot. Let's go play hide-and-seek."

"No more commoner games!" exclaimed the twins. "Please! Let's just chat or something."

"What did you say?" exclaimed Haruhi. "Just kidding! What do you want to do?"

Everybody laughed, and the tension in the room disappeared.

"So, I'm planning on going tomorrow, because those cases really need tending to. Anyways, my break's almost over. I got to go," Haruhi admitted.

"Okay, I'll call my driver to get you to the airport," said Kyouya.

"We'll send lots of cakes to you, so come visit soon! 'Kay, Haru-chan?" whispered Honey. Mori nodded. "And we'll send you some food."

"Then, we'll send you some of the designs from our place. You can review them, and keep the clothing!" the twins droned happily.

"I, Tamaki, will then happily give you my fatherly love, my dear Haruhi!" Tamaki bellowed. However, as he ran over the short distance to hug Haruhi, a monkey screeched. He slipped on the banana and created a domino effect, resulting in Hikaru accidentally kissing Haruhi on the cheek. Hikaru turned red. Haruhi blushed.

"Nooo!" sobbed Tamaki. "You have gotten your germs all over her!"

"Sorry," Hikaru murmured.

"It's all your fault! I broke my glasses," shouted an accusation from Kyouya, his glasses sideways on his face. "You made Mori, diving to save Honey, rip the wallpaper, too."

"Wah! Wai! Let's do that again!" cried out Honey, half upset, half happy.

"TAMAKI!!!" they all yelled. Then, the wild maniacally chasing around of Tamaki began.

Note: Later, this was known as the Sleepover Incident: Tamaki by them all. And yes, Tamaki did run around in 50 circles, at around 100mph.