A/N: Feeling a bit dead today. Last chapter. Un-betaed as always.
Summary: Kaidoh and Inui saw some things that they could have gone without.
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Tenshi
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Chapter 4
They were making out. Of all the places Kaidoh and Inui had to stumble upon them, it had to be this place. This place, of course, had to be their training ground under the bridge by the river. Neither could tell whether or not this was luck or misfortune. On the one hand, they might steal a glance and hopefully identify Tezuka's girlfriend. On the other hand, they'll have to lose time for the day's training.
The girl, wearing a something that could barely be called a skirt anymore, pushed Tezuka back against the wall under the bridge. Tezuka's cupped her cheek with his hand and brought her lips to his. His other hand slinked around her waist. Both Inui and Kaidoh began wondering what their lung capacities were. It was several minutes before they broke the kiss.
There had to be some sort of training for that type of kiss, Inui thought. This had to be a record time for something like that. He continued to watch with Kaidoh as Tezuka nipped at the little angel's neck. They kissed again, this time in attempt to break their previous record.
That young lady, as innocent as she looked before, was a vixen. Their captain, however, remained a gentleman, even when making out.
She broke the kiss and whispered something into Tezuka's ear. Kaidoh and Inui damned themselves for not being any closer. Their captain nodded and escorted her to the other side of under-path.
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Inui and Kaidoh raced over to find the others. And minutes later, they spotted Tezuka leaving Taka's sushi restaurant with the girl at his side. Now this began to annoy them; no matter which view any of the Regulars managed to see the couple at, her face would always be conveniently concealed. Everyone had gathered within the establishment, sans Taka who was helping his father and Fuji whose whereabouts were probably better off not known.
"We have to see her face!" Eiji reiterated again and again. "I want to see what kind of an angel Buchou caught himself. She looks pretty, but I want to see her face."
Oishi had a bit of trouble calming the overexcited Eiji. The others, however, continued arguing over how to resolve this situation. As trivial as it was, they really wanted to know who she was.
"You know, if they were in here, then Taka-sempai should have seen them," Echizen casually mentioned. At this point, he had a good idea of who this girl was. Will he tell the others? Of course, not; their reactions would be interesting to see. He then shuddered. He was becoming more and more like Fuji by the minute.
The rest of the Regulars failed to notice Echizen's little smirk as they all ran over the counter, nearly knocking everything out of place. "Did you see them?" they all shouted at Taka. He stood there, mouth agape and a knife in hand. His father's restaurant…Taka would have to clean it up for sure.
"I—uh—don't know if you want to—" He blushed albeit exasperated. Nothing good could come out of this.
"Tell us!" Momo pleaded with Eiji.
Inui circled around Taka and popped up from behind. "Unless you would like to help me with my experiments?"
Taka shook his head. "No—I—"
"What does she look like? What kind of eyes does she have?" Eiji asked.
"Well, cerulean eyes with sandy hair. I don't know what else to say, after all it's Fu—"
"Fudomine?" Momo concluded. Kaidoh hissed at him for being an idiot; the viper now had a clearer idea of who this angel was. "Don't tell me it's Ann from Fudomine."
"And if it is?" Echizen hollered over to Momo. "You know Kamio is already dating her. And she has brown eyes, last time I checked." The damned prodigy was a devil, a smirking devil.
"A little jealous, are we?" Kaidoh remarked at Momo and Echizen. "Fshh…funny, I thought you two were dating each other."
Momo and Echizen looked away, both with a slight blush on their faces.
"Well, Tezuka-buchou mentioned something about going back to the Seigaku tennis courts to get something. I think they'll still be there," Taka thought, stumbling over his words. In an instant, Inui, Momo, and Eiji dragged the others to the tennis courts. "Wait! I still have to help my dad!" Taka yelled was he was practically being carried down the streets.
Only Echizen and Kaidoh managed to escape their grasp. They still followed; only, they went at a snail's pace. "Do you know?" Echizen asked Kaidoh.
"Fssh."
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They all twitched as Tezuka reemerged from the locker room, this time with a bag in hand. His angel stood smiling at the rest of the Regulars. She had the most angelic and sweet smile.
"No way," Eiji balked. "This isn't right."
"ii data…" Inui scribbled frantically. He tried his best not to look at the sight. This had already left him scarred enough.
"Fuji-san," Oishi began, barely able to form coherent words, "Why are you wearing a skirt?"
"Oh this?" Fuji replied as if nothing was wrong in the world. "This is just to help Tezuka-san adjust to dating the male gender and assessing the extent of his homosexuality. Don't you think I did a splendid job with assimilating him into the homosexual dating world?"
"My head hurts," Momo whined, rubbing his head. "This can't be right."
"In other words," Fuji continued, "I'm the one you've been looking for."
"Tezuka's tenshi?" They all exclaimed.
"Wrong," Echizen said as he and Kaidoh finally came. "Tezuka's tensai. Don't you know? A tenshi comes from the heavens. This one came from hell itself, so this has to be Seigaku—no—Tezuka's tensai."
Who knew the tensai had a great pair of legs?
"I still have more pictures of Tezuka," Fuji said out loud for all those to hear. "Would you like to see my portfolio?"
Everyone did a twitched at that point.
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"Wait, Tezuka's gay?" Inui realized, awakening in his bed nights later. He crawled up into the fetal position, murmuring, "ii data."
Maybe Kaidoh could comfort him.
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Kinda pathetic, don't you think? And yes, I'm aware that I made Echizen into a smartass. Again, this is the last chapter. After this, I won't be writing fics for a while.