Kingdom Hearts: The Trials of Light and Dark

A Light in the Rain production

Neki © Light of Heaven and Kitty Fetish

Reni Concept © Kitty Fetish

Reni © Black Rainy

Kingdom Hearts Characters and Concept © Square Enix and Disney

Final Fantasy Characters © Square Enix

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Light: Ohmeegursh!!! It's so my chapter!

Rainy: Congrats!

Light: --bows—Thank you!

Rainy: So how about the chapter?

Light: Well first we have to waste a whole page with author's notes…

Rainy: Really? Why?

Light: --shrugs—I don't know, we always have…

Rainy: …

Light: … Well I give up. ON TO THE CHAPTER!!!

Sora: RAINY, LIGHT'S YELLING!

Rainy: But she likes to yell…?

Light: I LIKE YELLING!!! –dances—

Chapter Warning: Same as last time, just not as sudden…

Chapter 2

Neki looked down at the last of the floating islands. Presently, Riku and she stood on a big floating island that was more stable and—thankfully for Neki—not moving. Riku kept staring at the massive castle that was at least a hundred yards away with a steely look plastered on his face. It was really unnerving Neki.

That would most likely explain why she was currently staring at the moving platform below her, and Riku was on the other side, staring at said structure.

"Riku," Neki started, and turned her upper body to face him, "Are you going to just stare at it, or find us a way up? Huh?" Riku looked over his shoulder at her with a smile that made her shiver and look away.

With a shake of his head he answer, "Any minute now." Neki pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration.

"You said that last time I ask!" In a flurry of motion, Neki was up and had Riku turned to face her, "I'm cold, hungry, and tired. I want to find Reni and Sora and go home!"

"Which home?"

The almost too quiet question startled her, and she took a few steps back, "Riku, don't start with me on that alright? Sure, I miss my old friends, but that doesn't mean I'll abandon you for them!" Riku mumbled something under his breath and Neki growled, "I'm not abandoning them either! They miss me, I'm sure, and I miss them too. But they'll understand if I want to save Sora and Kairi before going to find them!"

He shook his head and started to turn back around, but Neki grabbed his arm.

"Riku, don't you understand what I'm saying? You're allowed more than one group of friends!" Something told her he wasn't listening, so she growled again, then went back to her spot on the other side of the platform, sat down, and glared at the same place she had been before.

Well this was going to take awhile…

- - - - -

"So where to first!" Sora quipped happily and sat down in one of the chairs. Donald and Goofy exchanged looks and shrugged.

"We can go right, or left. You can choose, but be prepared, because we'll have to deal with heartless ships," Donald explained in his scratchy duck voice before sitting in the chair to the right of Sora. Goofy sat in the remaining chair.

"To the left is Wonderland, and to the right is Deep Jungle; which would you like to go to first?" Goofy asked the brunette, who was thinking carefully.

Sora scrunched his nose and pursed his lips, causing Donald to crack a smile, and Goofy to smother a laugh, "What?" Both animal-things shook their heads rapidly and smiled at each other. Sora shrugged and resumed his 'thinking', "Deep Jungle!" Donald, who was steering, nodded and pushed some of the colorful buttons. Goofy started getting the weapons ready to fire.

"Deep Jungle, here we come!" Donald squawked. Sora looked around frantically.

"WHAT DO I DO?!?"

"Just sit there and look pretty!" Donald yelled.

Then they were off!

- - - - -

What's that smell? Chicken? Alligator? CHEESE?! Oh my tuna, where's the cheese? Reni rummaged through the supply closet in search of the mystery smell, No! Wait…It's…It's… Oh tuna… She paled at the sight, then contorted her face into a confused look.

Why the chocolate does it smell like cheese?

I don't even want to know…

- - - - -

It was a good half hour since they'd last talked. Neki was freezing, starving, and had great potential for becoming a psycho killer who kills people with spoons. Spooooooooons…………

"Neki"

"SPOONS!!!" She screamed and leapt up with a plastic spoon and her eye twitching. Blinking, she looked around and found Riku standing on a platform that was about to leave without her, "SP-SPOON!" She jumped for his outstretched hand and landed on the ground with a thump, "Spoons…"

"What the hell is your problem?" Riku asked skeptically as he helped her up. As soon as she was though, she shivered, her stomach growled loudly, and she fainted, "Well that's just great."

"Spooooooooons………"

"Idiot…"

- - - - -

Things were going fine so far. The ship was steady, Goofy was hitting almost all of the enemy ships, Sora had found that he was pretty good at shooting lasers, and Donald hadn't yelled in the last ten minutes. Things were going great! Until of course:

"Hey, can I try steering," Sora asked. It was an innocent request, except that Donald was protective over his position with the wheel.

"No!"

"Come on!" Sora whined and made a move for the wheel.

"I SAID NO!"

Sora made another attempt to grab the wheel, which made Donald kick him in the stomach, Sora lurch forward, spin the wheel, and make said gummy ship spin out of control. Heading straight for Deep Jungle.

As they were about to impact, the trio heard a high pitched scream, followed by a flying mass of black that flew right into some of the buttons.

"RENI?!?"

"SO-CHAN!"

Reni glomped Sora around the middle as his seat was sent through the ceiling by a hidden spring. Donald stared at the two as they left and cursed under his breath.

"SHE PRESSED THE EVACUATION BUTTON!" Donald squawked before his and Goofy's chair followed suit, "I'LL KILL HER!!!"

- - - - -

Riku walked fast. Really fast. So fast that it was a miracle that Neki, now fully awake, was able to keep up. They went down another corridor, and Neki mused over how he knew where to go and what to do. He stopped, turned around, barely missing colliding with her, and started down another corridor, before repeating his actions until Neki realized that he was pacing now.

"You okay?" She asked, full of concern.

"I'm confused." His answer was short and clipped, causing her to flinch. She sighed and leaned against the wall.

"Were you waiting long?" A sickly sweet voice asked from behind her, and Neki leapt forward, latching onto Riku with wide eyes. A figure appeared wearing a long flowing black cloak with purple on the inside of the collar. Her face was deathly pale, and her eyes were tinted yellow. She had high brows, and wore a cap of some sorts that gave her the appearance of horns. Her thin lips were curled up in a grin and she looked down at Neki and Riku like they were lunch.

Overall, not Neki's cup of tea.

"Who are you?" Riku asked crossly. Neki continued to cower behind him and stare at the strange woman, convinced that it was the devil's ex-wife.

"My name is Maleficent. I am the owner of this castle of which you are intruding." Neki decided to take a step forward at take another look at this Maleficent. She had purple eye shadow above and below her eyes, which made her look like she had a major case of baggage. Neki bit her bottom lip to stop the smile as Riku answered.

"I'm Riku, and she's Neki. We were brought here by the darkness." Maleficent feigned surprise and raised her hand to cover her mouth as she chortled.

"Well then, Riku and Neki, we've been expecting you for some time now. This way," she brandished her hand to the door behind her and the two followed through obediently, Riku because he was curious. Neki because there was no other choice.

The room they entered was spacious, and pretty much empty except for the cauldron in the middle of the room. Surrounding the cauldron was a group of people, none of whom Neki knew. Maleficent joined the circle of people and faced Riku and herself.

"We would like to cordially invite you to join our cause." A man to Maleficent's right bowed. He had an accent that Neki couldn't place. Like he was of high stature, but was used to bowing to people. The person next to the first man looked to be a portly fellow, and seemed to find everything funny.

"Yes! We could use a few gophers to do our dirty work!" He laughed, causing something to fly out of his mouth and land by Riku's foot. Neki looked down and saw that it was a centipede. She shuddered and took a step away from it.

"Oogie! Come on now, man, don't tell them that! They might get the idea they have a choice!" The figure across from 'Oogie' said. His shadow was thin, and he looked like he was wearing a robe. There was also blue fire above him that barely illuminated his blue skin. Neki looked at the group. It was like a giant melting pot!

Finally, Maleficent sighed and shook her head, "Will you all just be quiet!" She was snappy Neki noted.

"Just what is this cause?" She asked Maleficent with a curious look. She had a good idea of what it was, and so far she didn't like it. Maleficent must have sensed her reluctance, because when the blue haired one started to say something, she silenced him with a wave of her hand.

"To help you find your friends and return home," she said in the disgustingly sweet voice of hers. Neki, too hungry to call Maleficent's bluff, mulled over her options.

Go on my own and look for Reni, Sora and Kairi. Possibly get lost or stuck someplace. Turn into a heartless. Stay here with Riku and the Freak Patrol to find Reni, Sora, and Kairi. Have a warm bed and food. Of course there is the possibility that I'm not following my mission. Riku. Mission. Riku. Mission…GAH! I DON'T KNOW!

Her eye twitched as she thought, and during that time Riku agreed to stay with them and do whatever it was they needed. Someone called her name and she looked up, still thinking. That is until her stomach growled so loud that whoever was talking stopped.

"You got any applesauce?" Neki inquired as she rubbed her empty belly. She almost wished she had some spinach soufflé at this point. Maleficent and friends looked at each other, then huddled together and talked under their breath. Finally:

"Yes."

"THEN YOU GOT ME!"

What a deal breaker…

((A/N: APPLESAUCE!!! w000000t!!!))

- - - - -

Sora woke up to Kairi laughing at him. He stood and stared at her, making sure she was real. When she didn't falter, he jumped up and started for her, "Kairi!" She started running away. "Kairi?" She kept running. So did Sora.

Reni woke up to Sora chasing a man in a loincloth, "Monkey man?" She sat up and watched the two circle round the room they were in, then leapt up and screamed wildly, "OH MY GOD! NEKI WAS RIGHT!"

Kairi stopped running, and Sora ran into her. He fell to the ground and looked up to find that Kairi wasn't Kairi, "Monkey man?" He too leapt up and pointed at Kairi who is no longer Kairi, "NEKI WAS RIGHT!"

The 'monkey man' cocked his head at Sora who had started inching to the safety of behind Reni, "What are you doing? Ask him if he's seen Riku or Neki!" Sora stared at Reni liked a frightened puppy, which made Reni squeal and glomp him, "Okay! Fine I'll ask the monkey man…" Reni pushed Sora off her and stood to face the monkey man. He cocked his head to the other side as she approached him, "We're looking for our friends. Have you seen them?"

Monkey Man didn't seem to understand.

"Look, we got separated from our friends. Have you seen them?" Reni asked again, only slower.

"Friends…?"

"Yes! My friends! One has silver hair, one is a blonde like me," at this, Reni pulled a chuck of her hair to show she meant the color, "and the other has red hair!"

He nodded, "Friends. Here," then made monkey sounds. Reni leapt back a few paces.

"R-really?"

He nodded again, "Friends here," then monkey sounds.

"Can you show us?" Sora asked as he stood to stand beside Reni, "Can you take us to Riku, Neki, and Kairi?"

Monkey Man pointed to himself with his fists, "Tarzan. Tarzan go."

"Sora," Sora said and pointed to himself. He then pointed to Reni, "Reni. Tarzan go, Sora Reni go go."

Tarzan nodded again, and started to lead them to the door when they heard a growl. Immediately, Reni thought of Neki and looked around. Sora must have thought so too, because he glanced around the room too, finally landing on something that stood on the beams.

"Uh-oh."

"KITTY!!!" Reni screamed and ran out of the room, followed by Tarzan.

"Hey!" Sora started to follow, but was stopped when the leopard jumped down in front of him and growled again, "This is so not cool…"

The leopard lunged at him, so he jumped to the right, but the big cat simply landed and turned to lung at him again. This time he threw up his key blade to stop the blow, and while it was dazed, he laid out a series of barrages to the animal. It managed to knock him down with a hit to his side, and he could feel the air leave his lungs. It attacked again, but Sora pulled the key blade up in time to knock it off its feet, landing with a resounding thump on its side. He let out a relieved sigh and turned to the door, planning on leaving before it woke up and attacked again.

Unluckily for Sora, he wasn't fast enough, and he turned back around just as it made a final attempt to claw his throat, "GAH!" He threw his arms up to cover his face and heard the clash of ebony and wood. He removed his limbs to find Tarzan fighting the leopard with a makeshift spear, "What?" Tarzan over powered the beast and pushed it back a yard. It hissed at Tarzan, obviously mad that it had interrupted its hunt, but ran toward the wall, and out one of the windows.

"Sabor. Danger."

"Uh…Thanks."

Reni burst back into the room, "I JUST SAW THE KITTY LEAVE!" Sora glared at her and she stopped her running, "What?"

"No thanks to you I might add!" Sora turned to the door and stalked out. Reni rolled her eyes and followed silently.

"Well excuse me!"

- - - - -

"Before we can fully help you in your cause, you must swear fealty to us," Maleficent continued in that poisoned chocolate voice that made Neki was to smack her with her sanded down stick. Which reminded said girl.

"MY STICK!"

Maleficent did a double take at the now crying girl and stood, mouth agape while Riku comforted her.

"We'll get you a better stick an—"

"BUT THAT ONE WAS FROM SORA!" Neki wailed, even more upset than before at the mention of just replacing it.

"And this one will be from me!" Riku cooed as he wrapped her up in his arms. Neki paused in her crying, "That's my girl." Neki craned her neck to look at Riku.

"Promise you'll help me find Sora's when we get back home?" Riku nodded and squeezed her arms gently. She sniffed and nodded as well, "Okay. I swear on my life that I will be loyal to you, so long as you do what you can to return my friends and myself to our home." The black clad witch raise one of her eye brows higher than logic dictates and nodded.

"That will suffice. Riku?"

Riku nodded, "I swear on my life to be loyal, as long as you get us home." She smiled evilly then, and spread her arms out wide as the two were enveloped in a glowing green light. Neki started, but Riku calmed her by bringing her closer to his body, "Just relax. Everything will turn out alright." Neki's eyes glazed over and she nodded slowly. When the glowing subsided, Riku let her go, and she stumbled, before regaining her balance and turned to face Maleficent.

"What did you do?" Riku questioned.

"I gave you the greatest gift of all."

"Snow?" Neki asked dumbly with a silly smile plastered on her face. Maleficent deadpanned and shook her head.

"The power of darkness."

Neki was slightly happy that it was so dark in the room they were in. That was the only reason nobody saw her pale.

"Darkness…Just what I've always wanted."

- - - - -

"Where are we?" Goofy asked as he rubbed his head. He was sitting on a rock, with Donald laying on his stomach next to him, "I sure hope Sora and that girl are okay!"

Donald sat up with s scowl on his face, "Oh who needs 'em! It's that girl's fault we're here anyway! We can find the King without them!" He fuddled for his wizard's staff and looked down when he felt something fuzzy, "Huh?" He was met with a pair of brown eyes belonging to a…Gorilla, "AHHH!!!"

The gorilla screamed at the same time Donald did, and Goofy scratched his head in confusion before shrugging. Then the gorilla ran off, but not before stopping and dropping something on the ground as it turned to look at the two one last time. Something rustled the bamboo, and Donald turned from the gummy ship piece that the gorilla dropped to the passageway. Goody did the same and together they gulped for air when the bamboo moved again. Then a figure appeared.

It was a with a thin mustache and a square jaw in a tan hunting suit. He held a shotgun.

Oh boy.

- - - - -

Sora entered the tent after Tarzan, dragging a whining Reni behind him, "But I wanna ride down the tree again!" Her pack was bulging from fruit she had picked up along the way, and there was a half eaten one in her hand.

"No! We need to find our friends."

"WE'LL FIND 'EM EVENTUALLY!!!" When Sora let go of her collar, she made a move to leave again, but was stopped by a block of some sort. Reni fell back to the ground with a thud and a yelp. She looked up to see what stopped her and found that she had ran into a man with a funny looking mustache and a yellow jumpsuit.

A woman turned around from fiddling with a camera, "Tarzan? And you brought people!" She bent forward to inspect Sora, "We'll you're obviously not related to Tarzan," Said two shared a look, "Are you here to study the gorillas?"

Funny looking man roughly pulled Reni up so he could finish entering, "Highly doubtful. Scrawny bunch that they are wouldn't be much help hunting gorillas." After him came Donald and Goofy.

"Goofy! Donald!" Donald and Sora clasped hands and jumped in glee, until they realized who they were touching, and like men, crossed their arms and turned the other way.

"Clayton! We're not here to hunt the gorillas! We're here to study them!" the woman called in a frustrated voice, but Clayton had already exited the tent. She sighed in exasperation, "Oh! Where are my manners. I'm Jane."

"I'm Sora, and the girl is Reni."

Reni huffed, "I can introduce myself you know…" Sora rolled his eyes.

"I'm Donald."

"The name's Goofy."

Jane smiled, "It's so nice to meet you all. The more the merrier, so make yourselves at home." She went back to messing with the camera.

"Well for one thing—" Sora started.

"I'm staying!" Donald and Sora said in unison. Reni looked at them, before sitting down on a crate.

"Wha?"

"Sora, look what we found!" Goofy said and help out his closed hands, opening them slowly to reveal a jiggly red orange block.

Reni jumped up with a smile, "You found Jello?" she asked. Goofy shook his head. She scratched the back of her head in confusion and lost interest, walking over to see what Jane was doing.

"Oh! Reni, right?" Reni nodded, "Well I'm setting up a slideshow of pictures. Maybe one of them will help you find your friends!"

"Can we watch them?" This time Jane nodded.

"I don't see why not!"

The group crowded in front of the screen and watched the passing pictures. One of the last ones was a picture of a castle, and simultaneously Sora and Reni took a step forward.

"Oh?" Goofy noted, "Do you guys know where that is?" The two shook their heads, still in unison.

"No, but I feel like I've seen it before."

"I feel like I've been there before."

Sora turned to face her, "Really?" She nodded, "Is that your old home?" Reni shook her head.

"No, my home was beautiful. That castle just," She didn't finish her sentence, and Sora didn't press her.

"Well Tarzan?"

"Where are our friends; Riku and Kairi?" Reni asked him in a pleading tone. Tarzan didn't answer, "Hey I thought—"

"That leaves only one place. Your friends must be with the gorillas, or we would have seen them already," Clayton entered the tent again, this time with out the shot gun, "But Tarzan refuses to take us there."

"Mr. Clayton, I hardly think that Tarzan wouldn't hide—"

"Then take us there," Clayton yelled at Tarzan, interrupting Jane, "Take us to the gorillas. Go-rill-as!"

Tarzan looked over at Sora, then to Reni, who looked about ready to look for the gorillas on her own. Finally Tarzan nodded.

"Tarzan, are you sure?" Jane asked warily.

Again he nodded, "Tarzan. Go see Kerchak."

"Kerchak?" wondered Jane.

"He must be the head gorilla. I'll go along as an escort. The jungle can be such a dangerous place for a young lady such as yourself and Reni," as everyone followed Tarzan out of the tent, Reni mumbling angrily about being surrounded by sexist men all the while, Clayton grinned wickedly, "Just perfect…"

- - - - -

Riku was first in the room. It was simple, small, and over all quiet. Neki didn't like it. There were two twin sized beds, each had its own nightstand and lamp, and there was a small black rug in between that only made the room feel smaller. Even the bed sheets and curtains were black. There was a door that led to a small bathroom, decked out in black as well.

"I feel like somebody died," she grumbled and sat down on the bed that was on the left side of the room. She then noticed a small dark oak dresser on the wall opposite from the bed, the same wall as the door. She stood back up and opened the first drawer. There were the normal things you would find in the top drawer. Underwear, boxers, bras. Of course they were all in depressing shades of gray and black, but Neki noted that they had been expecting Riku and her.

The next drawer was a little less depressing. There were some red tops, obviously for her, and some black ones as well. There was also a few replicas of Riku's outfit. She scrunched her nose in disgust at the masses of yellow. Sure, his pants were cool with its poofy-ness, but yellow for a shirt? Come on! What was he, a banana?

The third and final drawer held dark blue and black pants, along with replicas of his pants. Neki grinned wickedly and grabbed a pair of his pants, along with a red tube top and underwear and a bra, then bolted for the bathroom where she found black towels, and even black shampoo and body wash! She flipped open the cap and took a whiff of the shampoo; wilting roses. How they got that smell, Neki had no idea, but surprisingly it smelt good. She figured the other bottles must have the same concoction, so once she figured out to work the shower, she quickly shed her clothes and jumped in.

Riku stared at the closed door, and felt his face heat when he heard the water start running. That meant she was taking a shower. His face heated even more, "Oh dear god…" he muttered and brought his hand to his face. He fell back onto the other bed with a tired sigh, "What a week." He laid there in silence until he heard the water stop and Neki started singing.

I'll be waiting for you, in my heart you are the one
If I cannot find you, I will look up to the sun
If from where you're standing, you can see the sky above
I'll be waiting for you, if you still believe in love

He gawked at the door, even after she stopped singing, and even as she opened the door. He continued to stare as she appeared in the door way, wearing nothing but a red tube top and a pair of his pants as she dried her hair, "Hey Riku. There's still hot water if you want to jump in too." He barely noticed that he nodded and went the dresser, grabbed a change of clothes, and went into the bathroom until the hot water hit his chest causing him to gasp. Outside in the room, Neki continued to sing.

Do you still remember all the time that has gone by?
Do you still believe that love can fall out from the sky?
If from where you're standing, you can see the sky above
I'll be waiting for you, if you still believe in love

Her breath hitched in her throat as she looked out the window. They were encased. No where to go. No where to run. Like trapped rats. She closed her eyes and turned away from the window, "Nothing to do now but what they say." She sighed and went to her bed, laying herself down gently on her stomach, "Something tells me I took the hard road." Closing her eyes, she listened to the sound of the water until it ceased. Neki raised her head to see Riku enter in fresh looking close and dripping wet hair, not much unlike her own. He stalked over to his bed and flopped down on in, making it squeak under the sudden weight.

The sun was starting to set, and Neki wondered what Reni was doing at the moment…

- - - - -

"BABY GORILLA!!!" Reni shouted gleefully and chased after said gorilla as it ran away from Clayton and his invisible monster thing. Her hair flying around the corner was the last thing Sora saw before she was gone.

"RENI! RENI GET BACK HERE—Oh I give up…" He slapped his hand to his forehead for the hundredth time that day it seemed and turned back around to face off with Clayton. He'd deal with the freak child later.

- - - - -

It was dark now, and Neki couldn't take it for one more minute. For one thing, the room was small. For another, it was covered in black. So pitch black night equaled completely black room. Even her pajamas were black, and no matter how comfy they were, Neki found the fact that when she walked in the dark she only saw her feet moving unnerving to say the least.

She flung back her blankets and stood with her pillow, shuffling over to Riku's bed and poking what she thought was his shoulder.

"That's my chest your poking." Neki gave his dark form a funny look.

"Well then you sleep weird!" she said and bent down so she could see his face. Not bothered in the least bit that she had to be three inches away from his face to see him she asked simply, "Can I sleep with you?" Riku sat up and faced her.

"What?" He sounded groggy. She must have woken him up.

"Well, it's really dark, and I don't like it, so just this once could I sleep in your bed with you?" She heard him sigh.

"Just this once," he shifted over closer to the wall and she squealed happily, worming her way under the covers. He draped his arm over her waist and pulled her closer to him, "Good night."

"Good night Riku," she murmured, already dozing, "Thank you…" He kissed her forehead and leaned back, content with just watching her sleep.

"No, Neki. Thank you."

- - - - -

"Sora," a meek voice called from the door to his small cabin room. He looked up to see a figure standing in his doorway, "Sora…" the timid voice called again.

"What? Reni?" The figure nodded and entered, making the room seem smaller, "What's wrong now?"

"I miss Neki."

He sat up more and patted an open spot on his bed. Reni lumbered up and hugged a plushie.

"Where did you find that?"

"Supply closet. They have everything in there! Don't tell Donald, but I found his mozzarella sticks that he was keeping in the glove compartment!" She quipped happily. Sora shook his head and laughed, "Do you miss her?"

He paused and stared at his hand, "Yeah, I do. I miss Neki, Riku, Kairi, and everyone else." Reni laid her head down on his lap and sniffled, "Reni?"

"Neki and I have never been so far apart like this…" she mumbled and drew the plushie up to her chin, "Never. Not even once!"

"You guys were really close friends huh?" Reni choked out a laugh, "I'm taking that as a 'it's something that will be explained later' kind of thing?" He felt the mound on his lap nod and he leaned back against the wall, unconsciously rubbing Reni's back, "Don't worry, okay? We'll find everyone eventually, and we'll all go home together!"

"Promise?" Reni croaked.

Sora nodded and stroked Reni's hair to calm her, "Promise!" The two delved into silence until Sora decided to bring up what happened on Deep Jungle, "Where were you?"

Reni shrugged, "The baby gorilla went back to its nest, and the momma gorilla made me sit down while it picked my hair clean…There were so many bugs," At that, Reni shuddered, "Then when I was all clean, she let me leave. That's when I caught up with you guys before you headed off to the waterfall place."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

"Reni?"

"Hm?"

"Leave again during a big battle like that and I'll chop off that plushie's head."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

End

Rainy: --crying—It's not my fault people hate it when OCs help in boss battles!

Light: Don't worry, we're authoress'! We can make MORE PLUSHIES!!!

Rainy: You still like yelling don't you?

Light: I HAD RICE KRISPIE TREATS!

Rainy: --crying more—I WANTED ONE!

Light: I gave one to Sora to give to you!

Sora: --walks past with stuffed mouth—

Light: --holds up tape recorder—Note to self: stop giving important parcels to Sora. He'll eat them.

Riku: Well that's a give me.

Light: Oo? I don't' get it.

Rainy: --ponders—

Riku: Rainy I wouldn't do tha—

Rainy: --head explodes—

Light: TO THE DOCTORS!!!

Riku: We'll try to have her partially fixed up by tomorrow…Then again Cid is the doctor so…NEKI! I THINK WE SHOULD GO FIND AERITH!

Cid: NONSENSE!!!

Sora: This doesn't bode well…

Next chapter's authoress: BLACK RAINY!!!

--demonic voice—NOW REVIEW!!! –sweet voice—Pretty please?