OMG, I am sooo sorry that it's taken me sooo long to update, but things have been weird lately for me. It has something to do with a few minor family issues but's not like my parents are splitting up. It's more like my sister is on a permanent PMS. And it's just "Shawnie, don't worry about it, Shawnie just ignore her, Shawnie can you please watch her" sorry if it seems like nothing but it is. For me at least.
Ok, I would like to say thank you to the following authors:
orangepencils - InuDude
Kogasmaye4Life - pervy guy
Celestrail Wolf - Horney Boy or Horney man
Kat57 - T.O testosterone overload
XoInuzXzNerdiioX - super perverted man
Kagz1nonly - dirty boi or peeping inu
Once again, I have an annoying trait in my writing please let me know so I can fix it. I just feel the need to express myself...a lot. So sorry
And anything in italics is an action.
I, Shawnie as if I'm telling my middle and last name, do not own Inuyasha. I also don't like cheese very much.
For The Love Of It - Attack of the Bunny
"Jakotsu, I need you here at once," cried Menomaru.
Jakotsu came running into the room covered in bubbles. He had been having a bubble bath when Menomaru called him.
"Yes my Lord?" he asked while trying to cover his... er... privates.
"It's time to start the next phase of the plan," Menomaru said.
– With Sango and Miroku –
"Miroku," Sango said. "Where do you think Inuyasha and kagome are? They left six days ago to see if that Jewel Shard rumor was true. Shouldn't they have been back by now?"
"Now, now Sango dearest. There is no need to worry about Inuyasha and Kagome," Miroku said.
"Oh, I suppose you have some sort of explaintion as to why they have taken such a long time to get there and back," Sango said.
"Actually," Miroku said. "I have two plausible theories."
"Well Miroku would you care to elaborate?" Sango asked.
"Certainly Sango," Miroku said. "My first theory is that while on their travel, a large amount of demons attacked them. Inuyasha managed to defend them but was injured slightly. Kagome, fearing for his life, forced him into a secluded area where she tented to him by bandaging up his wounds and hand fed him ramen."
"Well Miroku," Sango started. "At first your theory seemed quite logical..."
"Yes, yes, I know," Miroku interrupted.
"...but around the end where you get to the part about kagome "fearing for his life" and "feeding him ramen by hand" that I stopped believing you." Sango finished as if she had never been interrupted.
"Well, yeah, I guess it is a bit...,overdone, shall we say. But I personally think that it gives a nice romantic twist to there, somewhat very dull and boring lives," Miroku explained.
"Whatever, just tell me your second theory. Maybe it'll be better than the first one," Sango said.
'I doubt it,' Miroku thought.
"Well Sango, my second theory is that Inuyasha ran ahead and bribed a man to tell us the story of te jewel shard. Then Inuyasha claimed that it would be faster if it were just he and Kagome went to check it out and they tell you, Shippo, and I to stay behind and have a well earned break. Then when they were far enough, they crept into a cave and have been having wild monkey sex for the past six days and nights while pledging there undying love for each other. And while there not having wild monkey sex Kagome is feeding Inuyasha ramen by hand.
Sango looked at Miroku in total disbelief.
'Is this the same man I fell in love with?' she thought. 'When did he get this weird obsession of having people being hand fed by their friends? It might be just me, but I don't thinks this is ver normal.'
"Miroku," Sango said. "What with this sudden need to have Kagome hand feed Inuyasha? I mean, well, isn't Inuyasha old enough to feed himself?"
"Yes Sango. Inuyasha is old enough to feed himself. He is also old enough to choose a mate and have pups. Or as we humans say, children."
"I realize that Miroku. But I neglect to see why that involves Kagome hand feeding Inuyasha."
"Simple Sango, because in the demon world the male is dominate nine times out of ten. And in the beginning of a new, let's say marriage, it's not uncommon for the female would feed the male by hand."
"Wow," said Sango. "There that lazy?"
"No Sango, it's just a formality," explained Miroku.
Sango looked skeptically at Miroku.
"And Inuyasha is really lazy and childish."
"But Miroku," Sango said once again. "Inuyasha and Kagome aren't mates. And every time I ask Kagome if she's in love with someone, she says yes. But no matter how much I bug her, she never tells me his name. All she'll say is that he's loyal, handsome and perfect for her. But there are three guys she could be talking about."
'And who are these guys?" Miroku asked.
"Hojo from her school in the future, Koga, and Inuyasha."
"And how come you think it's those three?"
"Well, Kagome is always telling me about how her future friends want her to go out with Hojo. Apparently he's smart, loyal, and showers her with gifts every time he sees her," Sango explained.
"I see," said Miroku.
"And there's also no denying that both Inuyasha and Koga are handsome. And there both pretty loyal, but..." Sango trailed off.
"But what?" Miroku asked.
"But I'm just not sure that Inuyasha is perfect for Kagome."
"How so?"
"I mean think about all those times that he's run off to see Kikyo, and how he's always picking on Kagome. Sometimes it's like no matter what Kagome does, it's never good enough for Inuyasha."
"Well, I can explain why no matter what Kagome does it's never good enough for him," Miroku said.
"Really? Care to enlighten me."
"Well Kagome comes from another world, where things are much safer. So she's more trusting, and so Inuyasha feels like he needs to teach her to be stronger. Especially after the incident."
"What happened?" Sango asked.
"Well one time, before Kagome and Inuyasha had met any of us, they were traveling when an injured bunny hoped in front of them. Kagome immediately went to help the poor thing. What she didn't notice was the demonic aura around the rabbit. When she got closer, the rabbit leaped at her and bit into her arm. Luckily that's also when Inuyasha killed it. But Kagome's arm had a large gash in it because when Inuyasha killed it, the demon raked it's teeth through Kagome's arm in pain before dying. It healed up with no scar after a couple of weeks, but Inuyasha told me that he still has nightmares about that day sometime," Miroku said.
"Anyways, if there not back by noon tomorrow, we'll go looking for them. Ok Miroku?" Sango asked.
"Ok Sango."
"Goodnight Miroku," said Sango.
"Goodnight Sango," said Miroku.
END CHAPTER!
Once again I m sooo sorry for not updating sooner. I guess I've been a little busy but that is no excuse.
Anyways, please review and I'm sorry my sarcastic friend Inuyasha isn't here. He's a little busy. points at tiny closet
weird muffled noise that sounds like 'DEAR LORD! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE ME
And please ignore the noise coming from the closet.
bangs on door I SAID SILENCE! DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE! I WILL GET THE DUCK TAPE! THIS IS PAY BACK FOR THE CLOSEST INCIDENT!
mumbled sounds stop
Until next time
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