Hey! Rainy speaking!
This is the extra lil' tidbit of The Trials of Light and Dark—kinda like our replacement for the Deep Dive scene.
I am about to show you—
What? Am I not allowed to talk?!
You're submitting a job application with a friend at the moment, so SHH!
Fine…Now, where was I? Oh yeah….I am about to show you….
…how me and Light get rid of writers block!
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Neki walked forward towards the sea of shadow heartless. She gazed around the area, first left, then right; examining each face of the small black twitching bodies. Behind her, Reni stood looking around a bit too, her bow in one hand, and an arrow in the other. Of course Reni had something to worry about—she was quite vulnerable against these creatures, unlike Neki.
The older girl held out her arm, as if to say stop. The heartless seemed to obey and stare up at her with what seemed to be fear.
With her other hand, Neki revealed her double-bladed staff, and held it high. The girl cleared her throat, and with a big commanding voice, she yelled, "PART!" and smacked her staff on the ground. The heartless twitched, and scuttled out of the way, leaving a clear path to what seemed to be a cliff.
Neki smirked over her shoulder at Reni like a mentor saying, "I told you so".
Reni pursed her lips, and furrowed her eyebrows. Turning back to the heartless, she walked forwards too. The heartless looked at her quizzically.
I bet I can do what Neki just did! Reni cackled in her head. She lifted her bow, cleared her throat, and yelled loudly, "PART!" and smacked her bow on the ground.
The heartless stared up at her as if saying, "…wtf?"
Reni's eyes widened as the black beings began to shuffle closer, and in return she shuffled back. "Whoa, wait…Wait! STOP!" She screamed shrilly as the all leapt up and jumped on her.
Neki turned back, and her face contorted to that of, "You have got to be kidding me…" After slapping a hand to her forehead, she ran over to the shadow-covered Reni and shooed the heartless away. They instantly obeyed. Reni lay on the ground, blinking rapidly.
"For the last time, Reni," Neki sighed in exasperation. "heartless are not repelled by you! Only I can do—"
"I can do it toooooo!" Reni whined, kicking at Neki from the ground.
"No you can't."
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't, get off the ground! And stop kicking!" Neki made a face at Reni, and the younger girl quickly countered with a face of her own.
Soon Reni was up off the ground. She stood running her hands up her arms as if they were cold. Then she blinked, and looked down at her arms.
"OH!" Reni gasped in shock. "They took my arm thingers!" Her expression soon changed to anger, and she growled, her hands tightening into fists.
Neki smirked and pointed to a group of heartless over in one corner that seemed to be looking at something. "I think it's over there!"
Reni's eye twitched, and she readied her bow. "Let's get 'em!" And the two charged.
The heartless jerked their heads up at the battle cry, and all seemed to blink at the same time. One shadow quickly ran forward, grabbed the arm thingers, and seemed to salute them all, as if saying, "Been nice workin' with y'all." The arm thingers in hand, the shadow took off, jumping off of the cliff nearby.
Unfortunately for the little shadow, Reni and Neki saw everything, and jumped off too, stopping to pose in ATTACK! Poses, which were quickly photographed by a 13 year old blonde girl in her pajamas named Rainy.
While the girls kept posing and the Rainy Girl kept up with the photo-op moment, the shadow landed on the ground and brought the arm thingers to a Soldier heartless.
Soldier seemed pleased, took the arm thingers, put them on, and said to Shadow in Heartless speak, "How do I look?"
Shadow snorted in laughter and said, "Like a girl!"
Soldier glared at Shadow, took an arm thinger off, and threw it at the smaller heartless. Shadow didn't seem to notice, but kept laughing, eventually falling on the ground. A soft voice broke the laughter.
"Sora? Riku?" Kairi seemed to have been passing by when she saw Shadow and Soldier. "Is it you?"
Soldier's eyes shifted, and he began to back away, picking up the arm thinger.
Kairi's eyes filled with tears as she leapt forward and glomped both heartless yelling, "COME BAAAACK!!" A second later, she was raised off the ground, hanging onto the necks of Riku and Sora. Sora seemed to be still giggling, while Riku glared straight ahead, hating life.
"Omigod, Omigod!" Sora cackled, quickly trying to shove the other arm thinger on Riku's bare arm. "Omigod I have to see if you look like a girl as a human!"
"Shut up, Sora." Riku growled. "Just shut up."
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And here's another one!
A year after Sora had sealed Kingdom Hearts, Neki walked through the streets of Twilight Town, reading off a list in her hand. "Okay…milk, eggs, cheese sticks, some Fuze energy drink, and—" her eyes widened and she dropped everything she was carrying. "I HAVE A BABY BROTHER!!!"
A stranger walked by and smiled at her. "Nice. I have one too." And kept walking.
While a confused Neki racked her brain, a blonde, spiky haired boy passed by a few feet away.
"I wish I had a baby brother…" Roxas mused aloud while on his way to the Struggle tournament.
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Now, I know not a lot of this seems that funny, but when we write this stuff, it's in rp form. Yup. We RP to get rid of writers block! It seriously works! I think in the 9th chapter I didn't know how to start, so we RP'd, and only two posts had gone by when I suddenly realized what I could do and did. n.n
Now, since I want to keep typing and I'm bored, I'ma write out all the really funny things that happened all the way in Before The Door, our first NekiReni story!
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"I FOUND HIS HAIR!!!" Reni screamed holding a strand of Sora's hair she found on his pillow. Neki slapped a hand to her forehead as Reni ran around Sora's room in circles with his hair. –1st chapter
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"Sora's hair is not a muffin…" Neki said sharply to the younger girl. Then her eyes widened. "…but what if it IS!" the two girls gasped and stared at each other wide-eyed. –2nd chapter
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"You swam from that very small island a mile away from the play island?" Momma asked, slightly concerned.
"We swam!" Neki proudly assured.
"No we rode dolphins!"
"Well, technically those were sea turtles that started taking us the wrong direction."
"Really? I thought they were horribly deformed dolphins." –2nd chapter
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Reni laughed as she watched Neki leap from the water and duck Sora.
"RAPE!" he screamed.
"YOU CAN'T RAPE THE WILLING!" She screamed back. –3rd chapter
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"Are you afraid of—"
"My foot going so far up your donkey It'll take surgery to get it out?" Neki interrupted.
The voice coughed nervously.
"Or how about me suffocating you with bacon?" she said waving some strips of bacon around.
"Where did you get bacon?" it asked skeptically. Yeah, that was Riku's voice. But why was her mind making Riku some creepy voice that was asking her stupid questions?
"That's NYOB!" She laughed manically and ran in circles in the sand.
"What are you doing?"
"Working out my glutes!" She heard a smacking sound and assumed Voice was smacking his forehead, "Something the matter?"
"You're an idiot." –3rd chapter
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"RIKU!" Neki squealed and glomp his waist again.
"Well look at that Riku! You found your Neki belt!"
"It seems I did." Riku drawled sarcastically. Reni looked from Riku over at Sora.
"SORA!" she squealed and glomp his waist as well.
"And it seems you've bought yourself a lovely looking Reni belt."
"…"
"Sora?"
"Can we take it back?" –3rd chapter
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"Count to one hundred."
Reni blinked and counted to one hundred. When she finished, Riku said.
"Betcha can't do it again."
Reni stomped off screaming about how numbers and monkeys were evil. –4th chapter
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"I dare you to run around Riku singing the Song that Never Ends, then climb the lazy paupu, beat your little monkey chest, and then jump into the water!"
Neki stared at her. "That's the best you can come with?"
"For the moment."
Neki sighed, "I thought I taught you well…" she stood up, and ran to Riku. –4th chapter
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Neki rolled her eyes and sat down on Reni's bed, gently shaking the girl.
"Wake up. Sora's over and he's half naked." Reni lurched out from under the covers with a camera and an empty roll of film shoving the film into the camera as she ran down the stairs.
"When do you think she'll realize that you lied?" Kairi asked with a yawn settling back into her sleeping bag.
"When pigs fly." –5th chapter
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Suddenly, all the palm trees turned into blooming cherry trees, it was sunset. Neki's hair was to her waist and had a soft curl at the end. She was wearing a beautiful black and white gown, and Riku was walking up to her in a suit of armor. He was smiling a smile that said, "I know something you know too; you love me", and the wind was ruffling his hair just a bit.
Desperate to get to her savior, Neki began to run, but everything seemed in slow-motion. Halfway to him, she held out her hand and smiled lovingly. However, Riku's expression changed to "What the hell!" and he stopped walking, cocking his head to one side.
Suddenly, Neki heard snapping in her ear and then the sudden, "NEKI!" she glanced over to see Reni with the same 'what the hell?' expression, and her fingers snapping in Neki's face.
Neki's world snapped back into reality, and she realized that she was literally running in slow motion, her hand outstretched to Riku dramatically. Sora, Riku, Reni, and even Beaver (Kairi, who had just arrived) were staring at her like she was crazy.
Neki fell over. "Oh!"
There was silence for a minute.
Neki began blushing and sputtered out, "What! There was a bug on Riku's head! I was going to get it off!"
"You were running slow-mo…" Sora countered.
"It was a really slow bug!" –6th chapter
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"Ladies! Quit it!" Sora butted in.
"Yes!" Neki said evilly. "Listen to your pimp!" –6th chapter
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Freeing her hands from behind her back, Neki showed him the…baby monkey…she had found, "I named her WamWam!" Riku stared openly at it. –7th chapter
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"Kairi's meddling!" Sumiko whispered hurriedly.
"Yes, we need to dispose of her—"
"Why are you guys talking about getting rid of Kairi again?" Selphie asked loudly...again.
Everyone looked up at the two mothers, who had froze like a deer in headlights. Kairi was looking at them in horror.
Ryoko and Sumiko glanced nervously at each other, then hitched on cheesy grins and said in unison, "Nooo! Of course not!" Everyone relaxed. –chapter 8
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"MOM NEKI'S HITTING!"
"NEKI NO HITTING!"
"BUT HITTIN' FUN!!!" –chapter 9
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"You're in love with Neki, and gay with Sora."
"I AM NOT!"
"Denial." –chapter 9
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Neki let out another blood curdling scream as the heel of her foot touched the water. Reni screamed as well, both her feet already in to her ankles, "WE'RE GOING TO DIE A WATERY DEATH!" Reni wailed.
"I WANNA DIE ON WONDERLAND WITH CHESSY!!!" Neki bawled and clung to Reni for dear life. Reni took a step toward the older girl, and slipped from her foot being soaked, then fell face first into the water, dragging Neki to her knees.
"RENI!"
"NEKI! Neki listen to me!" Reni pleaded in a hushed tone. Neki leaned forward to hear the younger child's final words, "Whatever happens…Never let go."
"Stop that kinda talk! You make it sounds like we'll never get outta 'ere alive!" Neki blubbered. Reni looked up at her.
"Promise me."
Neki sobbed quietly, but nodded, "I promise…" Reni face relaxed.
"Thank you."
After a few minutes of silence, Neki looked down at Reni, "Reni?" She didn't answer, "Reni?!" Neki said louder and gave her a quick shake. She still didn't answer. Her breath hitched in her throat as she peeled Reni's hands off her wrist, "I'm sorry. Reni…" She choked back a sob and looked at the distant shore.
Okay it wasn't so distant. And Riku was staring at her with a strange expression. And there are bubbles coming up from the water.
"…"
"NEKI?!" Riku called when he saw the blonde pale considerably.
"SEA MONSTER!" Neki screamed and jumped out of the boat, making a mad dash for Riku and the beach, "SEA MOOOOOONSTEEEEEEeeeerrrrrr!!!!!" Upon reaching said boy, she wrapped her arms around his neck and sighed into the crook of his neck, causing him to shiver, "I was so scared!"
The "sea monster" emerged from the water and growled, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET GO!" –chapter 9
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"Ummm, Reni? Are you hugging the wall?" Neki suddenly appeared in the cave entrance arching an eyebrow at Reni.
"No, I'm listening to Sora." Reni whispered, not moving from her position.
"...Reni?"
"Yes?"
"You're hugging a wall, not listening to Sora." –chapter 10
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"Right Sora, and there's a midget living in Selphie's hair."
Selphie, who was sitting on the docks, whipped her head around to glare at Riku, "I can hear you Riku." –chapter 11
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"Neki, will you please say something?"
"Something."
"That's not what I mean and you know it!" –chapter 11
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"Oh…My…Land-ho on a chocolate covered muffin!" Reni squealed and pulled the telescope away from her eye. Sora came up behind her and squinted to see what she was squawking about.
Since he couldn't, he turned to her and asked, "What? I don't see any—OH MY LAND-HO CHOCOLATE COVERED MUFFIN ON A STICK!" Reni had taken the telescope and stuck it in front of his eye so he could see the outrageous stunt being done out there in the stray boat. –chapter 11
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Reni shrugged. "I asked what the heck was he talking about, and without looking away from the island he replied, 'the jar is opening—get me a mayonnaise sandwich.'"
"He's gone crazy." Neki concluded, stretching. –chapter 12
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Rainy's interpretation of the Riku-being-swallowed-by-the-darkness scene in this chappie:
WEEEE DARKNESS ON THE GROUNDY!!!!!!! it like, comes up and yah...OH MY GOD IT'S EATING RIKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HIS LEGS ARE GOOOOOONNNEEEE!!!!!! AH NOW HIS TUMMY!!!!!!!!
Sora wants to eat Riku too, so he runs forward...BUT GET'S TRAPPED IN THE DARKNESS OHMIGOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW HE'S BEING EATEN!!!!!!!! GAH THE LEGS!!!! THE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEGS!!!!!!!!
Sora STILL wants to eat Riku, so he reaches out to rip his arm off to gnaw on...awwww, nothing says friendship like cannibalism...
OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! SORA'S BEEN EATEN UP COMPLETELY!!!! HE CAN'T PERFORM THE RITUAL!!!
...ooooh, is that a flash light?
OH MEEE GURSH!!!! Sora has a key...thing...
RIKU'S GOOOOOOOOONNNEEEEE!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE VOICES ARE RETURNING!!!! AND THEY'RE SAYING SOMEHTING ABOOT A KEYBLAAAAAADE!!!!
Neki stood there staring at him like he was an idiot. Then she ate him. Cuz nothing says friendship like cannibalism.
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And yes…our story is done. n.n
But Reni and Neki's isn't!
We have a threequel! 8DDDDD
The story continues in our Neki-Reni version of Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.
We just tonight figured out a name: "Meet Me By The Rosemary".
I found this website that describes the meaning of flowers and stuff! I found Poppy, which, in general, means Oblivion, Sleep, and Imagination.
I asked if there was one to do with memories.
And there is! Rosemary means Remembrance! Forget-me-nots are in there too, but it's more of a love thing.
Plus, they are so over-used.
Anyhoo, "Meet Me By The Rosemary", or MMBTR which Rainy will prolly sound out into—
MOM BEATER! 8DDDD
…that's horrible…
…Mom Butter?
::smacks forehead:: Forget it.
Watch out for Mom Butter—er…Meet Me By The Rosemary!
WE LOVE YOU!