Lalala laaaaaa! CH 4 is here! WoOt!

Like I promised, it was going to be funny! And funny it shall be! Mwahahahaha!
I have a little present for you guys at the end of the chapter.

Nothing much to say, so let's go to zee ficcy!

HOLD ON! BEFORE READING! HELP ME! PLEASE!!!!!!

Which is better?


( )chinchilla
OR
(x)guinea pig


Guinea pig, right?

4 th day...
Wow, four days passed, only four. To Karin it seemed like a month. She was still wanting revenge for Jin even touching her, that that was just sick. But what ever could be great enough, is there anything he said previosly what would help? Come on think, think... All she could think was when Jin bothered her from training, also thinking Kazune was dead, "let's plan our future arrangements," there was a clue, but she just can't figure it out. Oh please let the light shine!

So it did.

Karin saw a small poster, taped to part of the ship.

"Want to learn to be better parents? Then practice with robotic babies that can do anything a baby normally does. A once in life-time offer! Also, it's free! Just come to room 18! And pick yourself a baby today!"

Not what she exactly wanted, but a small punishment to herself was worth it. Karin was looking around for room 18, some people were coming out with babies, so that must be it. Karin went inside, it was an old lady handing them out. When it was finally her turn, the old lady didn't even ask why Karin wanted one, she thought it was sorta cute.

"Young lady, how many would you like?

"Hmm, twins please."

The old lady handed her two babies, a girl and boy, robotic of course.

"You can come and give them back whenever."

Karin found Jin asleep, so peaceful, so cute, so...

"My goddess, what a smooth body you have..."

She carefully placed the babies on her bed, she was mad having to hear and picture it twice, the shame... the cold hearted shame. Karin took her pillow, aiming at Jin, it just needs to be perfect. Steady, steady...

And shoot.

It was going prefect, in the very direction she wanted, the impact might cause him shock, and maybe, just, maybe, get a good laugh. Closer, Closer, and! Wait what?

"Aw, did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed, or do you just need a hug?"

Jin was awake with the pillow in his hand, was he awake this whole time. Guess so, now that Karin had her 'fun,' now it's his turn, oh how an evil smirk appeared on his face.

"I just remembered, Kazune-kun wanted me to give you something."

Karin face lighten, to think he actually planned on giving her something, maybe he is sorta shy. Karin went closer to Jin, which of course was his seemingly evil plan, "found it."

He stood up, he was slowly opening his hand, even though nothing was there, only to distract her for just a slight moment.

Push.

Yes, Karin was pushed to his bed, being pinned down she was defenseless, Karin knew if she became red, Jin just will tease her, if she tried to struggle out all he will do might try to kiss her or make her more uncomfortable then she already is. What did she ever do in life to deserve this, such agony, in her terms. Why did she have to meet Jin? Why Micchi? Even close to question Kazune. Could her fate is to be destined to stay with two nitwits and one jerk/sexist/Mr. zero social skills guy, maybe so. But why this point of her life, why now? Then again, if she gets married, or getting to marrying someone, they might ruin it or act like the morons they truly are.

"Get off, or I'll make you in charge the whole time."

Once again, Jin thought it the other way, "wouldn't that be better for me?"

"Pervert! I didn't mean it that way! I meant taking care of those two!" With her free finger, she pointed two the two babies who were just watching them, since they are robotic, but still somewhat human, it's great that they don't understand what wrong with the situation.

"What the? Babies?"

The little baby boy started laughing, it even sounded real, it was crawling wanted to see it 'mommy' and 'daddy.' It was at the edge of the bed, about to fall.

It fell.

The baby was crying like a normal baby would, it's sister cried along, for either two reasons, because the brother was either hurt/crying, or just felt like crying. Which ever, it got irritating. Jin, was not pleased. He carefully got off Karin, picking the crying boy, "shut up you stupid kid."

Wrong move.

The crying got worse, almost loud enough for a person to go crazy. Karin slapped Jin's head, "idiot, that's no way to talk to a baby."

Karin slapped his head again, she took the two babies, treating them like if she was really a mother to both of them. As minutes passed by, they were sucking their thumbs, looking rather sleepy. Statement; Karin is good with kids, Jin is horrible. It's not very surprising once you see it openly.

"Now here you go, Jin. Take care of th-"

"No. Freakin. Way."

"Oh come on!"

"Hell's no."

"Please!"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Plea-"

"No. Nothing will change my mind."

Karin was going to say please again, but he'll just say, "no," what will convince him? What does he like? Well, her of course. What can she do? Bluff? He won't fall for it? Tears? Maybe, but why not save that? Black mail? Oh that's just too cruel. Remembering a promise? Bull... like he'll do anything.

Knock knock.

Karin opened the door, it was Hanako, after a while they became good friends. Even though only four days passed.

"Ah, I see you also got the babies. I got them to torture my cousin, how fun it is!"

"Hanako-chan, please convince Jin to take care of them! Watch, you'll see how mean he is."

Karin sat leaned on the sofa since Jin was currently watching tv, half-bored, half-sleepy.

"Jin, can you-"

"No."

"SEE!"

Hanako laughed, wow. Boys really are stubborn, but it's a good thing not all are just like that.

"So Jin, why don't-"

"No."

"But it will be fun and a go-"

"No." It was like Jin was only focusing on the tv.

Hanako whispered something to Karin.

"Hey, Jin, would you like a kiss?"

"Yes."

Annoyance. Irritation. Wanting to choke him so badly. Idea. Evil idea.

Karin whispered into Jin's ear, he jumped with happiness, "you did?"

She whispered again which made him look happy, to shock, and to sulking.

Karin handed him the babies, which meant he was going to take care of them. Karin and Hanako couldn't help but laugh at his misery. Both girls walked out, Hanako really wanted to know what caused him to be shocked, "what did you tell him?" Karin gave an evil smirk, letting out a small giggle. What she did right now, it complete torture to boys. Now my friend, you shall know. "I told him I bought something special. What it was you might ask, a see through night gown. I said it was all for him, so that why he was so happy. Why he got sad, it'll tell you. Reason is, I told him if he doesn't take care of those babies, I won't put it on, he won't have his fun, and he won't be able to touch anything."

"Karin!"

"Hehe, but to tell you the truth, I don't even have that, so I lied."

"You evil little demon!"

Karin felt bad now, what she did was wrong.

Hanako hugged her, "I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! Your finally getting into manipulating the hearts of men. Proud and touching moment indeed."

Next day...
"Hey Jin, can you take of the babies?"

"Nope."

"Please!"

"No."

"Please!"

"No."

"Plea-"

"No, damnit."

"And to think I was gonna surprise you tonight! I wanted it to be special but seeing how cruel you are bring, I guess I should just burn the nightgown or throw into the ocean. Maybe, if you just can't stand me... I'll let Hanako-chan sleep here, and I'll sleep with her bed which is is the same room as her cousin who tried to trap me and kiss me. But you wouldn't care, right?

Jin embraced her waist, he had a waterfall of tears, "don't go! I promise I'll take care! Please, just stay and surprise me like you said!"

Karin sniffled up, she gave a nod which meant she was staying, leaving that babies in his care. Karin got out of the room.

Sniffle. Sniffle. Smirk.

"Sucker..."

"Your so evil! Your making me so very happy and prouder than yesterday!"

It was Hanako voice, she jumped on Karin's shoulder, with fake tears and a napkin considering that is very 'proud' of Karin.

Woo, I'm done. That took a while, two and a half days! So, was it funny? I thought it was! xD

REMEMBER TO TELL ME WHICH IS BETTER!
CHINCHILLA OR GUINEA PIG!
No full explanation is needed, and thank you very much.

I will be soon working on a new story, just wanted to give you guys a sneak peek.
WARNING: A lot will be OOC in that story. But if I do everything correctly, maybe it won't :)

PREVIEW!

KARIN P.O.V

I feel so alone, nobody cares about me... I feel selfish for thinking these thoughts. I'm tired of Kazune-kun treating me so bad, I'm tired of always being in fault. Himeka-chan sometimes causes these things, but I always take the blame. She never did the favor in return. What kind of friend is she!? Maybe I should die.

Die.

Nobody will miss me.
Nobody will even notice.
I shall end my life in two days.

I should start preparing the note.

I'm better off doing romance/drama or romance/hurt/comfort etc.
I never knew I can even humor anyone, kinda of a shocker I should say.

But's let's not get into depressing things shall we!

Here it is... the moment you all been waiting for...

Interview with our stars
Guest: Micchi

Me: Here we are today, with our guest Micchi.
Micchi: Hello.
Me: So, what do plan to do with Karin when you get your two weeks?
Micchi: -smirks- That's a secret.
Me: Okay then...
Random voice #1: I'm scared...
Random voice #2: I'm disgusted...
Random voice #3: I'm taking these care of these two damn kids...
Random voice #2: You have kids?
Random voice #3: I have to take care of them since Karin forced me to. But at least I'll get to see her see-through night gown.
Random voice #1: Sure you will...
Me: So what do you think of Karin?
Micchi: She's like an angel who decended down from heaven...
Random voice #2: Karin? Angel? That's funny.
Random voice #1: -slaps random voice #2-
Micchi: With nice panties.
Random voice #3: And body...
Random voice #1: -attacks random voice #3 and throws a bucket a Micchi-
Micchi: Missed!
Me: ANYWAY! What about Kazune-kun?
Micchi: Nice deep in his heart, but somewhat of a loud mouth.
Random voice #2: WATCH IT!
Micchi: Yeah, like that!
Me: Uh-huh... If you can make Karin do anything what would it be?
Micchi: Uh... I don't know, I am a guy.
Me: Stop being a smartass.
Micchi: Fine, um... strip?
Me: Wow...
Random voice #1: WHAT?! -throws random voice #1 at Micchi-
Micchi: Oh hi Kazune-kun, where did you come from? -faints-
Kazune: Yo... -faints-
Me: Security, clean this up... well my folks, this wraps ups today's interview. Good day.

(Longest Chapter I wrote yet! And interview!)