Disclaimer: Proposing my undying love to my copy of KH2 does not count as owning the characters unfortunately v.v this saddens me so.
Warnings: If you've read the story so far, you'd know
Notes n' stuffs: WOW GUYS! Long time no see. Sorry for another longggggggg delay. Once I finished college I got SO lazy XD mehehehe. BUT I also started another fic! YAY! Another KH one of course- Riku/Sora Axel/Roxas etc.. all that good stuff it is called Incipient CHECK IT OUT XD if you get bored ;)
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-Destiny University-
-13: I think I'm a masochist-
Riku paled even more if humanly possible. This was not good. His jade hues passed over the insanely amused grin Axel had plastered on his face then turned his head to the side to gaze at Sora who stared back blankly. Panic struck the silver haired male as he heard the unmistakable heavy thud of boots in the hallway grow louder – closer with each passing second. Riku's mind went into over drive. Sephiroth was going to castrate and burn Axel, hang Sora from the top of the stairs then come for him. The red-head deserved it but Sora was as innocent in all of this as he was himself and Riku couldn't let the brunette die so young because of a perverted stunt Axel pulled.
"Well fuck me, looks like you're in trouble huh Ri?" the evil, perverted stunt puller never let his grin falter; even as the door to the kitchen creaked open and a tall male with insanely long silver hair stood in it's wake. His disturbingly piercing eyes resembled Riku's a little, Sora noted, but slightly duller and with something akin to murderous intent. Everything about the man screamed authority and the atmosphere seemed to close in on the brunette as he stood behind Riku keeping their handcuffed wrists from sight.
Mako eyes passed inspection briefly around the room and it's inhabitants. Apart from the kitchen being full of barely dressed younger males, nothing appeared to be ..too out of the ordinary. Axel was there, so it all made sense really.
"Hey Seph, erm I can exp-"
"I don't want to know." Sephiroth cut his younger brother off and shot a glare at Axel as he was certain the red-head was the reason behind the house of boxer-clad late teens.
"Yo' Seph." Said red-head gave a nod in the domineering man's direction, grin still present. All he received in reply was a further narrowing of mako eyes and the retreating form of the man who really was… just too sexy.
After a few moments of intense silence, Riku let out a sigh of relief and turned on the creator of most of his problems. "Axel! Get these off RIGHT.NOW!" he pulled his arm out from behind his back dragging the small brunette along with it. Sora still looked dazed.
"Well about that…"
"…No, no well about that, get them off now Ax."
Axel folded his arms over his chest and began to whistle a random tune distractedly while glancing in all directions apart from Riku's who appeared to be losing all patience.
Demyx crawled out from under the table (which he hid under when Sephiroth entered) and came to stand closer to his friends.
"It seems that with all the excitement of finding the handcuffs..Axel kinda…forgot to get the key." The tall blond looked around nervously, fearing the rage he would undoubtedly find if his eyes met those of the silver haired males'.
"He kinda….forgot…the key?..." Sora blinked and turned to Riku who looked about ready to snap. Well, that wasn't good.
It was at that moment that Roxas and Zexion chose to re-appear in the doorway, both instantly noticing the steely bond keeping their friends attached.
"Hey, you're handcuffed together." The blond felt the need to point out as he took in the scene around him. Axel made hand signals of no apparent significance in Roxas direction to signal death but he just didn't seem to catch on. "What happened?"
Riku glared, Sora stared in a dazed fashion and the red-head grinned, all in all looking quite pleased with himself despite the actual consequences of his perverted joke.
"Axel…if you don't get us out of these soon, I wont hesitate to cover you in oil, strike a match, throw it your way and run." The taller of the cuffed males warned. "I might even watch you burn from a safe distance with binoculars."
"Hey Ri, as fun as that all sounds, I have a plan to correct this mess."
Riku arched a fine brow at his friend's words before passing question to them. "And that is?"
The red-head's grin turned into more of a smirk while he briefly thought over his plan before answering. "Well… When I took the cuffs, I couldn't see the key, so we have to find it right?"
"You don't even know…where the key is..?" the silver haired male had begun to develop a twitch in his left eye. Looking for something as small as a key in Sephiroth's large room was a hard enough task; but looking for the key while Sephiroth was IN his room made the task more of a mission or even a quest.
"Right. So one of us distracts Seph while the others search for the key. Got it memorized?"
By now, both Roxas and Zexion had caught on to what exactly was going on and having seen the tall male known as Sephiroth stamp down the hallway on their way to the kitchen, the blond was coming to realize the apparent death threat it all lead to.
Riku sighed in vexation and began massaging his temples with his fingers, again forgetting his current attachment to a certain brunette. Sora glanced up towards his friend then over at Axel when the tall red-head continued.
"So who is going to distract him and how?"
Everyone stared blankly, lost at who was fit for the job. It was a suicide mission and they all knew it. Even Roxas and Sora who had only just met the scary but sexy brother of Riku.
Said brother thought over the options. Sora and himself were out of the question as they were the ones with the problem. Roxas wouldn't be able to hold eye contact with the man, let alone cause a distraction and Zexion would do nothing but hold eye contact but not much of a distraction either. A staring contest never lasted long with Sephiroth; anyone would fold under that piercing glare. Demyx was the most probable candidate to end up dead before being useful. Riku's brother never did have much patience for the hyper musician, he was fare too loud and immature to even be within the grace of his presence. So that left one person for the job.
"Axel, you've got to do it."
"WHAT?!"
"You…" Riku continued, "have got to do it. It's your fault we have to do this anyway!"
Axel sighed in defeat. It was his fault and he was the only one besides Riku who had the balls to hold his nerve around the deathly cold man. After all, the red-head had been a friend of the family for quite some time so he knew enough about Sephiroth to keep his head attached to his shoulders. Maybe.
"Ok... So what do you propose I do?"
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"Hey Seph...?"
Sephiroth stopped in his tracks as he headed back towards his bedroom through the hallway. He was slightly surprised and mildly annoyed as he heard the voice of the younger man stood at the top of the stairs. He didn't need to turn around to recognise who had spoken his name and he didn't need to reply to know the other male would take him stopping as a sign to continue.
"Can I talk to you about something?" Axel started, "I promise it's not a waste of your time."
The tall silver-haired male turned around to face the red-head and folded his arms over his chest. As always, his eyes held a glare and showed nothing but malice. "Talk."
"Actually, can I talk to you downstairs? Riku and the others are in his room and I really don't want them to hear." He motioned towards his friend's closed bedroom door in hope of emphasizing his point.
Sephiroth looked at him sceptically… almost suspiciously before he strode past the red-head and made his way swiftly down the stairs with Axel close behind. Luckily, he didn't hear Riku's door creak open before his own bedroom door creaked open and closed again with a gentle click.
"Holy crap, Seph has a freaking dark room!" Demyx pointed out as he stumbled over what appeared to be his own foot. Riku hit the lights and the room was submerged in a soft yet dim glow. Not even his light was all that…light.
"Ok, Zexion, you check the cupboard over by the window, Roxas and Demyx, you take the far side of the room and Sora…is attached to me so you check here with me."
Everyone gave a quick nod before setting to work on mission search for the key to Seph's kinky cuffs.
"Erm…Riku, is Sephiroth gay by any chance?" Roxas asked in a hushed tone while eyeing some photos he came across in his search. He blinked in dazed shock and placed the pictures back no longer wishing to be scared for life.
"Yeah, why? What did you find?"
"I don't think you want to know…"
"If it's the naked pictures of his boyfriend, Zack, I have already had the displeasure of the mental scarring personally thanks." Riku laughed a little at the look on Sora's face beside him as he listened to the quiet conversation. Damn, was everyone gay nowadays?
"HEY! Think I found it—wait.. no.. false alarm it's a whip." Everyone stopped what they were doing and turned to look at Demyx in disbelief. Did he just mistake a whip… for a handcuff key? Then everyone paled. Sephiroth had a whip? Well, of course he did…
XXX
Axel sat down opposite the tall man at the kitchen table. He wasn't exactly sure what he was going to say to try and hold Sephiroth's attention, but he had to think of something quick that appealed to his nature and would keep him intrigued, if only for a little while. He just hoped it would give his friend's enough time to free themselves of their kinky bonds.
Kinky bonds…a thought came to light in the red-head's mind when thinking about the fact that Sephiroth had handcuffs. If he had handcuffs, he was likely a pervy, sex fiend right? Suddenly, Axel realised they really had picked the right man for the job, they had something in common.
The man across the table stared at him expectantly and with wavering patience, so Axel thought it was a better time than any to start mission: Distract Seph.
"Thanks for agreeing to talk to me Seph, I wasn't sure who I could tell all this too... but I just thought you'd be the right man y'know?"
Sephiroth eyed him with annoyance. He wasn't one for beating around the bush as it were. "Get to the point Axel."
The red-head sighed and paused for dramatic effect, briefly thinking maybe he should be the one studying drama rather than Sora and Roxas. That thought aside, he locked his emerald, cat-like eyes to the glare he was currently receiving. Trying to look as sincerely troubled as he could, Axel stated his business with the man.
"I think I'm a masochist."
Sephiroth arched a thin eyebrow, his interest instantly sparked. Well, he wasn't expecting that.
"And you felt the need to tell me this?" he pried.
"Yeh, I really couldn't think of anyone else who would even remotely understand or begin to help."
"What gives you the impression I would understand or help?"
Axel glanced away mentally congratulating himself on his acting skill before once again locking an intense gaze with the other man. He bit down gently on his lower lip for a moment before answering.
"Because you're the one who hurts me in my fantasies…"
Sephiroth's right brow arched to join the other one. It would be a lie to say he didn't find that prospect oddly arousing. He eyed the red-head opposite with increasing interest at this new information.
XXX
"I found a key Riku." Zexion held out a small silver key which he produced from the back of the lowest drawer in Sephiroth's desk. The silver-haired male shot across the room dragging Sora behind to grasp the small object. If they could just get free in time, they could make it out alive.
Roxas and Demyx made their way over to the others to watch with growing anticipation as Riku slid the key into the lock of Sora's cuff. With a quick turn, there was a quiet click and the handcuff came loose leaving the brunette's wrist metal-free.
"Yes!" Demyx cried and pumped his arm in a means to state their victory. The cuff on Riku's hand came free in the exact same moment the bedroom door slammed open to hit the wall behind.
Everyone shot a horrified look in it's direction. The horror quickly turned to amusement as Axel was pushed violently up against the door with a tall silver-haired male attached to his lips in a bruising and undeniably passionate kiss. Strong hands held his wrists above his head to the hard surface behind and the red-head cast a shocked and mortified look over Sephiroth's shoulder to his smirking friends some few feet behind.
Apparently Axel was a wonderful distraction.
Riku quickly motioned for his friends to follow and started a silent tip toe past his older brother and sacrifice. Roxas stifled a hysterical fit of laughter when the man's lips begun a descent down the pale column of the red-head's neck. Axel was getting his perverted comeuppance and it was hilarious to watch.
Sephiroth snapped his head to the side when his ears picked up a chocked laugh from none other than Demyx who had just passed him to make it into the hallway. He looked to the males in the hall by the stairs who no longer looked amused, but more…fearing for their lives before turning back to look at Axel who looked ravished, turned on and terrified all within the same expression.
Riku looked to Axel, Axel looked to Riku.
A moment of dead silence.
"RUN!"
Axel took his chance to slip (reluctantly) from Sephiroth's hold and bolted down the stairs behind his already fleeing friends and out of the front door.
Once Sephiroth heard the sound of engines fading, he was fairly certain he had just been tricked. He spotted his handcuffs on the floor by the key. After picking them up he made his way to the phone and dialled a number having decided he needed rid of this sexual frustration.
"Hello Zack."
XXX
The door to room eight flung open and six males made their way inside, five of them in fits of laughter.
Riku let himself fall onto his bed and rolled onto his side holding his stomach as his hysterics slowly died down. Sora flopped down to sit on the end of the bed also nursing his painful laughing stitches. On the opposite side of the room, a still mortified and slightly flushed Axel laid back with his head on his own pillow, hands behind his head. Well, today's little prank certainly did backfire in the most arousing way. He glanced to his side when he felt the mattress sink down a little, to see the smiling face of Roxas who had recently managed to recover from his own laughing fits.
"Go on, say it…"
The blond raised an eyebrow at Axel's words. "Say what? That you deserved it?"
"Yeh, that." The red-head scoffed and looked away.
"Hey Axel?"
"Mm?"
"You deserved it." Roxas laughed again and yelped when he was punched in the shoulder.
"Shut it blondie."
Demyx looked up from where he lay sprawled out on the floor. Zexion lay beside him with his eyes closed and a gentle smile playing his pale lips. He reached out and pulled his blond closer who greatly accepted the offer of using his boyfriend as a pillow.
"Hey Axel, " Demyx started, "I don't think I have ever seen you look so scared in my life!"
"Why are the blond's ganging up on me? Do something Riku." Axel glanced over to the male on the bed opposite who grinned back.
"Sorry Ax, I'm conspiring against you too."
"Ass.." the red-head glared before trailing his eyes further down the bed to spot Sora. "Hey, you're on my side right Sora?"
The brunette grinned sheepishly and rubbed the back of his neck. "Um, ye-AH!"
Riku sat up and pulled the boy's back against his chest before he could finish the sentence. He draped his arms lazily over Sora's shoulders and rested his chin on one said arms to watch Axel with a cocky smirk. "He's on our side too."
The red-head groaned and rolled his eyes. "I wont bother asking you Zex. I know you'll side with Dem in fear of getting no action tonight."
Zexion kept his eyes closed and merely shrugged. "Mm, you're right."
The room fell into a comfortable silence which lasted until evening set in. The halls of the dorms outside of room eight grew quiet. Students had either already come in for the night before tomorrow's Monday morning, or had gone out for the night until tomorrow's Monday morning. Whatever the case, the atmosphere was calm and relaxed for the most part.
"Hey guys…"
Sora cracked open an eye from where he lay half asleep beside Riku who had his back to him facing the wall. Roxas glanced up to look towards Axel who spoke. The blond was sat comfortably propped up against the wall at the end of the red-head's bed. Zexion and Demyx made no sign of life…so the one who spoke took too throwing a pillow to wake them.
The blond yawned and eventually showed he was listening, even if the blunette wasn't. "Yeh Ax?" Demyx looked down to the weight on his chest to see a head of silvery blue just below his chin and he couldn't help but smile in a goofy fashion. Everything seemed so warm and comfortable with the six friends lying around in various positions just being…content. It wasn't perfect, nothing really was perfect but it was good enough—it was right.
Riku rolled over to see a mass of chocolate brown spikes which he recognized as being the back of Sora's head. He propped himself up on an elbow to look over the motionless form of the brunette to see Axel looking his way.
"What is it Ax?"
"Everyone get the hell outta my room. I have class in the morning."
Demyx and Zexion had left first, but not without winding up the red-head about earlier. It was inevitable not to do so really. Sora left next with a sleepy grin and a wave towards Axel and then Riku before taking Roxas with him. The blond hastily declined the offer to spend the night in room eight with Axel and made a beeline for the door. Riku had reminded him that it was also his dorm room when the red-head tried pushing him out into the hallway.
It had been a crazy, tiring weekend at the silver-haired male's house as well as entertaining. It was just a shame it led into a week of uneventful days filled with classes and work.
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