(Tank you tank you berry berry mucho! finally some cookies...and tanks for da pizza! hope you keep liking my stuff!...by the way my weekend was booming...seriously it rained and the lightning went BOOOM!...i'm running out of things to say soooooooooo...ooooooo...story...and stuff...tanks!)O.o-o.o-o.O(oh tripple time! cookie!)

Time Out

"Do we have everyone yet?" Juromaru asked counting the groups.

It had been three hours since the students had entered the tunnel. Everyone had made it out paired and fairly well. Some blushing, some angry, some scared-Kouga,-but the only ones who hadn't made it out yet were Sesshoumaru and Kagome. They hadn't made it out and people were beginning to talk.

"What if they're dead?" said Giselle, a smart girl who never said much but was always around. She had been paired with Kakashi.

"Nah, if you know Sesshoumaru he'd probably kill the girl before getting killed himself." Kakashi said, wrapping his arm around Giselle making her blush instantly.

"As if that's much better!" Sango answered, "Besides, if you knew Kagome she would be the one doing the killing."

"What if they're getting their swerve on?" Miroku asked raising his eyebrows to Sango. In response a shoe flew out of nowhere and smacked him in the face.

"Yeah right! When would they have time for that? I could hardly take a piss let alone fuck!" Kouga looked at Kanna. Not that I'd want to either. Kanna, as if reading his mind, turned her gaze to him. Kouga smiled awkwardly. "Sorry."

"They're coming." Kanna said in a faint voice. Everyone turned towards the exit but Sesshoumaru emerged from the tunnel. Silence was never so loud. The Squabbit that had shown them the way grew exhausted and disappeared where Kagome had summoned it from. Sesshoumaru turned to Juromaru his stare was one of pure hatred. Miroku walked up to him about to say something when Kagome was dumped into his arms. Sesshoumaru walked up to Juromaru and struck him hard with his fist. A sudden gasp was heard.

"What the hell's the matter with you!?" Juromaru stood, his priestess standing between the two.

"Move you wench before I kill you too!" Sesshoumaru advanced again but Akari-san was ready. A spirit shield sprang up.

"Stop it, Sesshoumaru!" She said.

"I'm feeling very giving given the cicumstances! Now move or perish!"

"I am his priestess and as such will stand by his side until death."

"So be it!"

"Freeze!" Juromaru summoned the power to freeze Sesshoumaru enough for his advancement to slow. "What are the 'given circumstances'?"

"Don't play stupid with me! You sent someone to kill me and Kagome!" Sesshoumaru's accusation sent another gasp in the crowd.

"Why would I send someone to kill you? I have no reason for it?"

"Liar!" Sesshoumaru swung his sword. A tiny line of blood on Juromaru's cheek.

"Sesshoumaru, I promised your father I would never harm you! I have no reason to go against it! I am a man of my word!"

"There's still the fact that you tried to kill Kagome!"

"I did not such thing! I would have no reason for it!"

"You knew I was to be paired with her! If she died I would lose the kingdom, the throne, everything!" Juromaru smiled dispite himself.

"And I guess after that I could kill your brother and I would be named king, is that it? Is that my brilliant plan? Come now Sesshoumaru you know me better than that. I would never come up with something so messy. I hardly kill to not get blood on myself. I tell you honostly, I didn't try to kill you or your precious human." Sesshoumaru blushed but said nothing. He turned, grabbed Kagome, and left followed by Kouga, Miroku, and Kagura. Their partners obliged to follow: Kanna, Sango, and Miko.

"What happened in there, Sessh?" Kouga asked, being the first to speak since they'd left. The moon huge and luminous gave way to Sesshoumaru's face. His emotions buried behind his dull face.

"So now that we have our partners I'm guessing we're roomed together right?" Sesshoumaru asked giving no way as to hearing Kouga's question. Kouga looked behind him at Miroku for an answer.

"Uh-yeah. We should. Why?" Miroku looked at Sango and smiled. A shoe flew out of nowhere and hit him in the face making him trip and fall on his face again.

"I'll be in my room. Wake me tomorrow for class." They all stopped and watched him go. Miroku got up rubbing his face turning the shoe over in his hand.

"Man this shoe really hurts. Wait a minute." The group turned to him. "Why are you here?"

Kagura blinked. "I'm Kagome's friend."

Sango grunted. "Like hell you are."

Roomed

I knew he didn't do it!
"Sesshoumaru, I promised your father I would never harm you! I have no reason to go against it! I am a man of my word!"
He might of hated my father but his promise to him was they only thing that kept there 'friendship.' That bastard! As if he could harm me! But then if he didn't do it who did? Why do they want to kill you? Kagome...

His eyes watched Kagome. Her chest rising and falling evenly, her hands on her stomach, her black hair spread in waves adding to her beauty. Sesshoumaru cursed in silence. He sat next to her making sure she was okay.

"Your power's strong you're just so damn weak. I'll have to fix that." He whispered. Wait, what am I saying? It's a good thing she's weak...right? His eyes glistened with emotion. His eyes fell to her lips. Her nice soft lips. Bending over lightly his placed his lips on hers. The small taste of the human girl still played on his lips as he went to his room and fell asleep. The exhaustion of excitement taking over him.

A stream of light lay on Kagome's eyes a slight frown forming. Her vision hazed, she strained for focus. Her head felt battered, her brain was throbbing, and yet she recalled everything that happened up onto the point when Sesshoumaru kissed her. She knew it wasn't a dream. She had felt his lips on hers. She had wanted to kiss him back but was completely paralyzed. Kagome touched her lips remembering his. A noise next door made her check where exactly she was at. Opening the door at the right Kagome saw Sesshoumaru...naked...

His eyes were closed. His long white hair draped across his chest. Kagome's cheeks burned. She was frozen in embarrassement and something else...

"What are you doing?" Sango's voice came from behind her.

"Eeeek!" Sesshoumaru's eyes opened. He sat up.

"Kagome?" Sesshoumaru called out worriedly.

"Sesshoumaru...?" Sango's eyebrow raised slowly.

"Sango!" Kagome's fists balled up quickly. SLAM! She shut the door and waited until Sesshoumaru was dressed. He stepped into Kagome's room just as Sango had finished telling Miroku the story.

"I still don't get it. Why don't we do a reenactment and I be the naked Sesshoumaru. But you don't close the door." A shoe flew out and struck Miroku again. He was on the floor, looking up he saw Sesshoumaru. He grabbed the shoe. "I don't get it...why were you sleeping naked?"

"Miroku, that's something people around here would rather not know." Kagome said, her eyes looking at the floor.

"I think better when I'm naked okay." Sesshoumaru's face was bright red but he cleared his throat and went on. "Are we supposed to meet in class today?"

"Yeah." They met up with Kouga and Kagura. Kagome eyed Kagura and looked at Sango. Sango shrugged, "Says she's your 'friend' her words not mine."

"Sooo...how's Miko?" Kagura tried to smile.

"I'm here because of Kanna okay. She's kinda weird on her being paired up with Kouga. I think she likes him. She says she doesn't but she also says she hates me." Kagura whispered, Kouga glanced back at Kanna. Kanna blushed and kept at Kagura's side. "See what I mean."

"So, Miroku tells me the ladies caught sight of you in the nude. What were you and Kagome up to last night?" Kouga nudged Sesshoumaru. A shoe came from their side and hit Miroku. He fell to the floor. Grabbing the shoe he turned to Kouga.

"You know...when I tell you something your not really supposed to say anything." Sesshoumaru blushed and was glad to see class had already started. He sat in the back row next to Kagome. Kagome next to Sango who was with Miroku. He sat behind Kanna who was on the right of Kouga. Who kept nudging Miko to trade places. Who kept insisting he couldn't on a account of Kagura was holding on to him but turned to talk to Sango and Kagome. Who were too preoccupied listening to Kikyo bitch about Inu Yasha. Who was bitching about sitting next to Sesshoumaru. (Did you get all that? Good.)

"I am Master Totosai. The greatest in the world." Totosai, a shriveled up old man, stood infront of the class. "I am here to teach you how to make weapons out of demons and stuff."

I'm hungry. He thought as he watched the kids watch him. The class was quiet for a second.

"C'mon old man! Aren't you gonna teach us?" Inu Yasha blurted, the class turned to face him. "What are you lookin' at?"

"Teach you what?" Totosai asked. A fist struck the back of his skull.

"You stupid old man!" It was Kageromaru, Juromaru's brother. Inu Yasha's eyes stared daggers at the man. Hatred towards each other eminated from their bodies. "I am Master Kageromaru, here to help you and Master Totosai learn the basics of survival."

"Kill or be killed. I think I got it down." Inu Yasha said. Kageromaru's eyes could have frozen the entire room. "Feh."

"Is that a challenge?" A twisted smile played on his lips. Inu Yasha stood up held slightly by Kikyo.

"What if it is? You scared?"

"The lesson in combat is not to be taught today although a quick note never hurt anyone I suppose. Come fight me if you think you're demon enough." Kageromaru challenged.

"Inu Yasha you're merely a half-breed do you really believe yourself capable of defeating this demon? You can barely take me on. Now sit down before you make a fool of yourself." Sesshoumaru said, his eyes on Kageromaru.

"Shut up! I'll show you! You're on, Kageromaru!" Inu Yasha pounced landing peacefully infront of him. Kikyo quickly stood by his side.

"Aww, how cute a human's aid is needed."

"Kikyo stay out of this."

"Inu Yasha-"

"Just stay out of it!" Kikyo nodded and moved away enough for them to fight. "C'mon!"

Inu Yasha ran towards Kageromaru-then everything went black.

"Inu Yasha? Inu Yasha? Are you okay?" Opening his eyes he saw his friends around him.

"Wha-what happened?" Inu Yasha got up slowly.

"You tripped on a rock and hit your face. I'm surprised you're alive." Sesshoumaru said with a distasteful smile. "Next time leave the fighting to a real demon."

He walked away without being dismissed. Kagome followed unwillingly. She had a frown on her face. Sesshoumaru glanced back.

"Why the sour look?" Sesshoumaru asked, he knew what was coming. Women...human women...

"A human could've beaten him just as well you know!" Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes. He walked into the forest.

Mysterious Part...O.o

Out in the shadows they watched them. Cold black eyes never left Kagome.

"You were supposed to get it done before this!" She was speaking to Draconian.

"What did you want me to do? It was like they were already paired! Besides how was I supposed to know that his Majesty was gonna try and save her too?" He said juggling some apples.

"Now it'll be much harder! And you what happened to the demon in the tunnel. One was supposed to take care of Sesshoumaru, while the other took Kagome."

"The guy's watchdog came and bit Sesshoumaru before the demon had a chance to kill him. And they were together! He transported himself or something. Right when I was gonna get him he disappeared! They all did!" Brown eyes met black.

"It doesn't matter. There'll be other times. Far better oppurtunities. I have another plan but first." She turned to Draconian and cut off his head before he had a chance to catch on. His power sucked into both of them equally.

"You're so evil sometimes." He wrapped his arms around her.

"They made me this way. And they'll pay for it. Besides, you love me this way."

Miroku: What's up with the shoe?

Sango, Kagome, &Sesshoumaru: Yeah!

Miroku: It always comes out when I say something perverted...

Sango: So say something. Maybe we'll find out who it is.

Miroku:I wanna sex you up.

Nothing...they all look around...

Miroku:shrugs:I don't get-

A barrel of shoes falls on him. They turn...its aunt frita!

Aunt Frita:just thought it'd be funny...oh and giselle is my friend who loves Kakashi so I was forced to put them together...

chainsaw heard in the background

Giselle:forced?

Aunt Frita:...

ran away...o.O