Poor, sweet Usagi. She had started out as an immature, bratty teenager and had matured into a responsible and regal ruler of a nation. She had overcome many enemies and had bravely faced the death of not only her close friends and lover but the entire galaxy. She had become able to bear with grace the responsibility of a jewel that contains within it the power to destroy just about everything. And yet still, still it seemed she couldn't do anything right.
It really wasn't her fault, specifically, that Ami's ex went completely bananas and embraced the "dark side." Ami was the one who broke up with him. At worst, it could be considered a group effort.
So, okay, maybe the young queen had called Ami a lot for advice on stuff. Maybe she'd ruined a date or two or five when emergencies came up. But that was part of the senshi life. If you dated a senshi, those were the risks you took. It wasn't like their identities were really secret any more. If Todd couldn't understand his girlfriend's lifestyle, then he didn't deserve her.
So…maybe she and the other girls had played a few tricks on him when he had made Ami feel like dirt for performing her duty. Maybe she herself had organized a couple public depantsings. That one time with that girl and the fountain and the hamster, however, was a complete, if memorable, accident.
Anyone would've done the same. Honest.
Who could have predicted that he wouldn't take serial public humiliation like a man?
Neo Queen Serenity observed the wreckage that was her city and sighed.
Who dates a guy named Todd Teacozy, anyway?