this fic just keeps getting sillier. oh, well. enjoy!
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"Hello? Eh? Oh, moshi-moshi Mako-chan! How are-"
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"No, I'm fine. Listen, I'm kind of busy at the moment. And no, still no luck with catching-"
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"You know, he was a completer jerk and all but I still don't think 'Dick Face' is a very nice name."
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"Neither is 'Small Cox'."
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"You haven't even seen his…how can you compare? It's not that small."
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"What do you mean, 'does that mean I've seen more than one'? I don't have to answer that! The size of his…No! It's irrelevant! Especially now when I'm..."
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"Mako, get Minako off the phone. Please."
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"Thank you. Apology accepted."
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"No, I don't know how she does that either. Any vague reference to, you know, um…right. And she just shows up."
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"Get off the phone, Mina-chan. We were talking about you and your fascination with certain topics not those certain topics. How did we even get on that anyway?"
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"Oh, right. So, anyway. No, I haven't had any luck with catching the jerk. I did manage an analysis on his powers just now, though, but I can't seem to pinpoint where they are coming from exactly…"
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"No, they probably don't stem from his ultimate jackassness. Minako, I told you to stay off…oh, fine…just don't say much. I'm pretty busy at the moment and I can't afford to be distracted."
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"Of course you're worth it…"
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"Yes, I love you, too. We're all friends forever and ever and ever. Promise."
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"Mako, brilliant suggestion. Let's move on…What did you need?"
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"What do you mean, 'have I talked to the Generals'?"
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"No, I don't care if the red-headed one is hot. They've been really busy trying to kill me. We haven't had much time for conversation. So, no, I don't have any of their phone numbers."
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"And no, I will not get his number for you! You don't even speak English!"
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"Oh, now you're sounding like Minako!"
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"Of course that wasn't an insult, Mina-chan. But since you obviously didn't call to analyze threat data with me and I have work to do...I should leave"
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"I'm sorry but I think catching a psychopath is more important…"
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"You did not just call me that."
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"Fine, yes, I agree they're all adorable. Especially the curly-haired blond. Especially when they're not firing various weapons at me…oh, shit. I hate you guys. This is the last time I answer the phone while I'm running from the scene after a battle."
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(muffled, in English) "Um, hi, guys. What nice…uniforms."
"I just may be able to get that phone number for you after all, Mako."
::dial tone::