Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto; if I did this would have been a hilarious filler episode!
Chapter Two
Temari's Prank
It was Saturday and the boys were all on the nervous side. Though by mid-morning though they claimed down a bit due to the fact that none of them had a single prank pulled on them. However at Sakura's place….
"Oooo…that's a great idea Sakura!" smiled the brown-eyed weapon master Tenten.
"Okay then we now have a plan for Rock Lee." Smiled Sakura.
"Do you have an idea for Sai yet?" asked Ino stretching out on Sakura's bed. Temari was on the floor leaning against the wall hands behind her head in a very Naruto-ish way.
"Yep!" smiled the pink-haired ninja.
"Have you thought up one for Shikamaru?"
"Yeah and I'm gonna do it this afternoon."
"What are you going to do Temari-chan?" asked Hinata walking in with a bowl of popcorn, placing in on the floor then taking a seat next to Temari.
"Sorry. That is top-secret. I'm not even going to tell you guys." She said smirking and closing her eyes.
"Oh, come on!' complained Ino but Temari just shook her head.
"You'll see soon enough." She smirked, grapping a handful of popcorn.
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Shikamaru and Choji were walking back from training. They stopped at their favorite food stop, and then sat on the bench outside of it, eating. Choji was chowing down his food as usual.
"Yeah know you'd better be careful or you could be tricked like Naruto was." He told his large friend.
"It's cool, already checked." He said in-between mouthfuls. Shikamaru shook his head and as he went to sit down…
""Hey Shikamaru! Could ya come here for a second?" called a voice. Shikamaru turned to see that it was Temari.
"Okay. Choji if you touch my food your dead you got that?" Choji nodded as he continued to eat.
"How troublesome." He muttered as he went over to where Temari was.
"So, what's up?"
"Oh nothing. I was just wondering if you would come with me on a walk tonight." She smiled. Shikamaru returned the smile and thought,
"Did she just ask me out?!"
"Okay, I guess that would be alright."
"Alright then…" What Temari did totally threw Shikamaru for a loop. She took hold of one of Shikamaru's hands then kissed him. He was shocked at first but then happily returned the kiss. When they broke apart she smiled, her eyes shining in laughter. She said,
"See you at the bridge at 5:00 tonight." He smiled at her back which lead Temari to smile bigger and even let out a small giggle. She waved then left.
Shikamaru had no idea that Temari had hidden some blue food coloring in her check so therefore Shikamaru's teeth were blue.
Shikamaru went and sat beside Choji in a bit of a daze. Choji looked over at his brown haired friend the asked,
"Hey, what's up with you? What did Temari want?" When Shikamaru smiled to tell him, Choji saw his teeth and then started laughing.
"What? I haven't said anything yet!" he complained at him.
"Uh, Shikamaru…" he snickered.
"What?" he said looking annoyed.
"Your, (snicker) teeth they're blue!"
"WHAT!?"
Shikamaru turned and looked at the mirror on the side of the building to see that his teeth were indeed blue.
"Why that rotten, sneaky…" Choji was beside himself with laughter and at that moment Asuma, Naruto, Kurenai, and Kakashi came towards them. Naruto looked at Choji with raised eyebrows said,
"Hey what's so funny?"
"Shikamaru's teeth!"
"What?" asked Asuma looking at his former student's back.
"What's wrong with your teeth?"
He sighed then turned around to face them but didn't show them his teeth.
"Come on what…?"
"Temari pulled a prank on him!' gasped Choji
Shikamaru sighed, thought "What a drag." Then clenched his teeth and showed them to the others.
"How did she pull that off?" laughed Kakashi. Shikamaru just glared to the side and didn't answer.
"She kissed you didn't she?" asked Kurenai with a sympathetic look on her face.
Shikamaru's angry glare and blushed face confirmed it. Naruto and Choji were roaring in laughter. Asuma snickered and said,
"That's one heck of a first kiss."
Shikamaru glared at his two laughing friends and it got to the point where a muscle in his forehead starting to twitch.
"WOULD YOU TWO CAN IT!"
"S-sorry, S-s-hikamaru." Chuckled Choji.
"It's just so funny that your first kiss was a prank!"
"Yeah, seriously." grinned Naruto.
"Oh yeah? Well at least I've been kissed unlike a certain two ninja that I know." He stated before going to wash his mouth out. That made Naruto and Choji shut up. The other three just sweatdropped and chuckled as they watched Shikamaru walk off.
"Ah, man what a drag! I'm gonna kill Temari when I get my hands on her!" thought the ninja as he washed the blue food coloring out of his mouth.
Later….
When Shikamaru got to the bridge, (his teeth back to their normal color), Temari was already there sitting on the railing of the bridge. He stopped walking and just glared at her without saying a word. She turned to look at him and grinned.
"So, I heard that Naruto and Choji got a good laugh out of your blue teeth." The blonde said looking at him with a cocky smile.
"Yeah, well I think I got even with the whole "at least I've been kissed" statement.
Temari laughed and said,
"Yeah, I think that was a good come back." They stated at each other for a minute then he said,
"Did I do something wrong or what?"
"NO. It just something I thought would catch your attention and would be funny at the same time."
"Women. So troublesome." He muttered and Temari raised her eyebrows.
"I heard that." Shikamaru snickered.
"Good. Then you didn't notice what I did."
"UH?"
Shikamaru snickered then fell backwards. Temari had failed to notice that Shikamaru had done his Shadow possession jutsu. Therefore when he fell back, she did to, but into the river.
Shikamaru jumped back up then ran over to see Temari sitting in the river soaking wet. He started to laugh and it didn't take long for Temari to join in.
"So are we even then?" he asked the Sand ninja with a smug smile plastered on his face.
Shikamaru jumped down and helped her up.
"Yeah, we're even."
They looked at each other for a moment then they kissed right there in the river.
Shikamaru thought to himself as he and Temari kissed,
"Women. So troublesome."
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Heehee, get use to it Shikamaru…I got the blue food coloring prank from the Movie: The Patriot. The moment I thought of it, I just had to do it for Shikamaru/Temari. Sorry it was short I'll make it up in the next chapter. Okay; I still need ideas for Sasuke, Shino, and Rock lee! (Figured out one for Choji and lost the paper with the idea for Rock lee on it)! Sorry it took so long but I have been working on "Together we are unstoppable. Believe it!" so yeah. Hopefully I shall update soon I hope (sweat drop). Next time: Choji's food disaster! LOL, Kiki