And the Insanity Begins…
I'm sorry I haven't written in a while but I'm back in school! Big whoop! So I might not update that often…but I'll try to update every weekend…at least. Oh and shout outs to all who reviewed! When I checked my mail and saw how many of you guys reviewed I was like, "You guys rock my socks!" So thank you all! I'd mention who but I dunno if you want your names to be mentioned and stuff…so I don't wanna put people's names unless I get the 'okay' to put them on. Also there will be a little more swearing in this chapter because four of my friends are mentioned in here and when we get together…things can get a little out of hand. And this chapter might be slightly more mature…but there are no lemons or limes in here just the mentioning of certain things. Okay! Just wanted to warn those young readers but its not that bad and hopefully no one will take it to offense! If you are offended I'm sorry! Okay on with the story! Well here's the next chapter of "The House Maid". Enjoy!
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'Gawd! Where are they! Its fifteen minutes to ten!' though Kat as she was waiting in front of the forest that lead to Suzuka's house.
"KAT!"
Kat looked over to see three of her friends coming towards her. And Chi was running towards her.
Chi looks just like Chi from Chobits, except for the funky ears. And for those who are not familiar with the series I'll give a description of Chi. Chi has long blonde hair that goes down to her knees and has bangs. She has brown eyes and her usual attire depends on her mood in the morning. She loves the Eiffel tower and guitars. So yeah…she could be preppy one day and then punk. She can be totally unpredictable and spunky all at once. It gets scary at times…
"Sorry we're late," said Roxy as she caught up.
Roxy has long brown wavy hair that goes up to mid back. She has brown eyes and glasses. (I think anime characters with glasses look cute! Especially if they are wearing big glasses!) She usually dresses kind of punk but normal wear and doesn't care what other people think! She is totally unpredictable and you can't help but sweat drop around her when it comes to guys.
"Yeah" agreed Kali.
Kali has light brown hair up to her shoulders. She has light blue eyes. She is the total pervert in the group. Although when they all get together they're all really perverted minded. But she makes everyone laugh with her strange sense of humor. She is usually wearing an anime shirt or a normal blouse and cargo pants.
"I'm here!" said Jen appearing out of nowhere.
Jen has jet black hair that goes up to her shoulders with blue streaks. She has brown eyes and a four pack. She LOVES My Chemical Romance and a bunch of other bands but she loves My Chemical Romance. She is usually wearing a My Chemical Romance shirt or H.I.M. shirt with black pants or jeans. And she is nothing without her eyeliner. She can also make you laugh at the weirdest moments with totally random sayings. And she is also totally unpredictable.
"Where'd you come from!" exclaimed Kat.
"You know where I came from!" said Jen.
"Not like that! And what the hell are you wearing!"
Jen was not wearing her usual attire…instead…she was wearing a slutty French maid's uniform.
"Well…you said you got a job as a house maid!"
"Yeah! But you don't have to dress up like slutty French maid!"
"Oh well…why aren't you dressed up like a slutty French maid?"
"Cuz I don't have to."
"…………."
"Don't worry I have a change of clothes, just incase anything happened."
"Like what?" asked Kali slyly.
"NOT LIKE THAT! I mean…like if we spilled something…you know…"
"Uh-huh" said Kali smirking.
"Let's just go already!" said Roxy as she grabbed Kat and headed inside the forest.
At the House:
DING! DONG!
"Why…hello Kat! And…Kat's friends! Come right in!" said Suzuka as he let them in.
"Well I guess someone's wearing my uniform!" said Chu as he started hitting on Jenny. "Eh' Sheila how's about---,"
"Fuck off!" said Jen with venom dripping from every word.
Everyone took one step back away from Jen in fear…
Then Touya looked over at Kat who was sweat dropping, he smiled. Kat noticed his gaze on her and looked over at Touya who was smiling and she smiled back. They were having a little moment.
"Woo! Go Kat!" said Kali as she pushed Kat into Touya.
"Ahh!" Kat screamed as she crashed into Touya blushing.
Kat looked up to see Touya looking at her.
"Are you okay?" asked Touya.
"Y-yeah. Thanks for breaking my fall…" Kat said looking away blushing forty shades of red.
"No pro---,"
"C'mon mate! There's time for that later!" said Chu as he dragged Touya out the door.
"Hope you don't mind…but we're going out to train," said Suzuka.
"No I don't mind…" said Kat as she looked over to Kali who was staring at Jin.
"Alrighty then lass! We'll be back by sundown! Got to keep in shape! Right?" said Jin.
"Okay! Don't worry and take your time getting back if you need to!" said Kat.
"Bye!"
"Bye!"
SLAM!
"Oh my god! Did you see that red head! He was HOTT!" exclaimed Kali.
"How would you know? You were too bust staring at his ass!" replied Jen.
"His ass was HOTT too…"
Everyone just sweat dropped…
"Oh Kali…" said Kat who had an anime vein on her head.
"Yes?"
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"You know you liked it…" Kali said as she smirked.
"Did not!" said Kat as she dug in her messenger bag and threw Jen some spare clothes.
"Thanks." said Jen as she went to the bathroom to change.
"Alright peoples! We're here for a reason…so let's get started!" said Kat.
"Don't you mean you're here for a reason?" asked Roxy.
"Oh whatever!" Kat said as she grabbed her headphones.
"No headphones!" said Jen "We're gonna blast it on the stereo!"
"Fine...But not too loud like last time…"
"Okay…okay. Jeez!" Jen said as she grabbed her My Chemical Romance cds and went to look for the stereo.
"What happened last time?" asked Kali and Chi at the same time.
"She blasted it so loud that it broke all the windows…" said Roxy.
With Jen:
"She blasted it so loud that it broke all the windows…" I heard Roxy say. 'Heh…heh…heh…' I said as I sweat dropped.'Jeez…it was only that one time and still everyone remembers! Ok…here's the stereo…what the fuck! Is that what I think it is!'
With Kat:
"Oh yeah! Ooh! Let's listen to T.A.T.U!" exclaimed Chi.
Kat, Kali and Roxy all looked at each other…
"Fine! I'll just be a freak somewhere else!"
"Okay…Okay here…" said Kat as she handed Chi her headphones and ipod.
"Do you have T.A.T.U. on here?"
"Yes. And the Ding Ding Dong song."
"Ooh…you touch my tra la la…"
Everyone but Chi sweat dropped…
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Yeah. There is really a song called that and it's by Gunther. I found an AMV…Anime Music Video on YYH with that song but it was yaoi…So if you want to hear and or see the amv just e-mail me and I'll send you the link. I'd tell you what website it's on but I don't think I can do that on here so yeah…and if you are not into yaoi umm…there's this other amv that isn't yaoi but really funny…and its not YYH its this other anime that I don't know the title to…Okay!
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"Okay! Where's my sexy man's room!" asked a VERY eager Kali.
Kat sighed…"Up the stairs to your---,"
"OH MY GAWD!" yelled Jen.
"WHAT!" everyone yelled as they ran over to where Jen was.
"I found porn! And an M.J. cd!"
Everyone fell over anime style…
"Oh yeah…let's watch it…" said Kali as she got up.
"Do you want to know where your sexy man's room is or what?" asked Kat.
"Oh yeah…tell me WOMAN!"
"Up the stairs to your right…"
"Oh yeah…" said Kali as she ran full speed to Jin's room.
"I'm going upstairs too!" said Chi as she grabbed some cleaning supplies.
"Okay…Roxy and I will get started on dinner." Said Kat.
"Okay! I got the stereo to work!"
And then the song 'I'm Not Okay (I Promise)' started to blast on the stereo as Jen started vacuuming and rocking out at the same time.
In the Kitchen:
"At least the kitchen is quiet," said Roxy.
"Yeah. What should I make for dinner?"
"I dunno. Check the fridge."
"Good idea."
No one can describe the horrors within the refrigerator…There was moldy green cheese, almost rotten meat and green globs of unknown substances. There were strange plants in jars that had a paper on it that said, "Do Not Throw Out," with Suzuka's name at the bottom of the page.
"Roxy…" squeaked Kat.
"Yeah?"
"Get the trashcan…"
"Why?"
"You don't want to know…"
Three Hours Later with the Trashcan:
"OH MY GAWD! What is that!"
"I dunno!" said Kat who's face was now several different colors green along with Roxy's face.
"IT MOVED!"
"No it did---OH MY GAWD!" Kat yelled as the unknown green substance was thrown in the air.
"Does anyone know where the mop is?" asked Jen who stuck her head in the kitchen.
PLOP!
The unknown green substance landed on the table with a disgusting, squishy PLOP!
"Uh…what are you guys doing?"
"It moved…"said both Roxy and Kat as they pointed at the green gooey glob.
"Let me see!"
"OH MY GAWD! YOU GUYS WON'T BELIEVE WHAT WE FOUND!" said Chi as she burst into the kitchen with Kali.
"What?" said Kat not taking her eyes off the gooey, green blob.
"I FOUND LEOPARD UNDERWEAR IN THAT SHISHIGUACAMOLE GUY'S ROOM!" screamed Chi.
"Its Shishiwakamaru" corrected Kat who still didn't take her eyes off the gooey, green blob.
"Oh…I knew that!"
"Right…wait. YOU FOUND WHAT!" screamed Kat.
"And…I found some whip cream in my sexy man's room!" said Kali.
"Well that just proves you two were made for each other!" said Roxy as she started poking the blob with a spork.
Kali just glared at Roxy who was now testing if the blob's skin would burn if coming into contact with table salt…
"Did you find any strawberries?" asked Jen.
"No…why?" asked Kali.
"Cuz…"
"Cuz…why?"
"Cuz…strawberries are kinky…"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at Jen strangely…
"What! They are!"
"Right…you just keep thinking that…"said Kat.
"Uh…Kat?" said Roxy.
"What?"
"Um…I got some good news and bad news…"
"What?" said Kat as she raised her eyebrow.
"Okay…good news, we cleaned everything out of the fridge…bad news…there's nothing in there…"
"Great…now what am I gonna cook for dinner?"
"I can go grocery shopping for you…" said Chi.
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah…just tell me what you need and gimme the moola!"
Everyone but Chi just sweat dropped…yet again…
"Okay…how about some chicken…um…fruit?" suggested Kat.
"Just make a list! Gawd!" exclaimed Chi.
'Jeez…' though Kat as she went to go find a piece of paper and a pen.
"Okay! I'm off!" said Chi.
"Don't forget the strawberries! AND A SANDWICH!" yelled Jen.
"Okay…"
SLAM!
"Okay…what now?" asked Jen.
"Uh…we finish cleaning…duh?" said Kat.
"Okay! I get Jin's room again!" yelled Kali as she ran upstairs.
"Jeez…what does she do up there ALL day?" asked Roxy.
Then there was a moment of silence…
"Never mind…I don't want to know…"
And once again…Kat, Roxy and Jen were cleaning downstairs…for about an hour or so… (PN74: I'm bad with time Okay!)
Jen turned to Kat. "Uh…Kat?"
"What?"
"When can we leave?"
"As soon as Chi comes back."
"Damn."
"Hey! Look what I found!" said Roxy.
"What now…" groaned Kat.
Kat was beginning to get sick of what little discoveries she was making…I mean you can only imagine what you can find in a house full of four bachelors and a kid. And this lasted for about…mmm…two hours or so.
"GAWD! WHAT'S TAKING CHI SO LONG!"
Jen sighed. "Jeez…calm down Kat…"
"CALM DOWN! IT'S MY FIRST DAY ON THE JOB AND I STILL HAVE TO MAKE DINNER!"
"Hey guys! Look what I found!" exclaimed Kali.
Roxy ran over and shoved Kali who after that glared at Roxy. "Me first!"
Roxy held up the first season of 'Desperate Housewives'. Everyone stared wide eyed.
"They must really like drama," replied Kat who was still looking at the box wide eyed.
"Ooh drama…"
Everyone stared at Jen.
"Okay! Me next!" with that said Kali held up five slutty French maid's outfits.
"Where'd you find those?" asked Kat.
"In that Chu guy's room. Why?"
"He must've bought them right after the interview…" Kat said to herself.
"I…don't think so…" said Roxy who was trying not to laugh.
Kat raised her eye brow. "How would you know?"
"Look."
Roxy held up a photo of Chu, Jin, Touya, Suzuka and Shishi wearing the five slutty French maid's outfits. Both Jin and Chu looked drunk and were laughing while Suzuka, Touya and Shishi looked like they were about to kill Rinku who was on the ground pointing and laughing with tears in his eyes.
"It looks like they were having some type of party…" said Kat who once again was staring at the photo wide eyed.
"Maybe it was a game of truth or dare…" said Jen.
"That makes sense…Anyways…where'd you find this!" asked Kat.
"In Rinku's room…it was in a box that said 'Blackmail'.
"Why not?" said Jen as she put the photo in her pocket.
Kat looked over at Jen. "What are you doing?"
"Hell! You never know when you're going to need blackmail!"
Kat sweat dropped…
"Ooh! I gots an idea! Let's try on the outfits!"
"NO!" yelled Kat, Roxy and Jen simultaneously.
"Oh come on! Just for fun!"
"….."
"WE'RE TRYING THEM ON WOMAN!"
Fifteen minutes later:
"I feel like I should be in a porno…" said Roxy.
"I know…"
"Yes! My dream of being a hoochie mama has finally come true!" said Kali.
Everyone but Kali sweat dropped…
"We're home!" yelled Suzuka.
'Shit!' thought Kat, Roxy and Kali.
"Ha! Ha!" laughed Jen as she pointed at Kat, Roxy, and Kali.
Touya looked around. "Huh! That's funny…I don't smell anything coo---king."
Touya looked ahead to see Kat, Roxy and Kali in three slutty French maid's outfits.
"Uh…I can explain." Kat barely managed to squeak.
"Yo! Where's my sandwhich!" said Jen.
"Ooh. You touch my tra la la…"
Everyone turned their attention to the front door where Chi stood holding two huge brown paper bags.
Chi made her way to the table. "Sorry I'm late! The line was HUGE! And there was this lady with like a hundred coupons and then this dude was flirting with the cashier. And…the old guy in front of me fell asleep so I had to whack him on the head with a piece of celery to wake him up!"
Chi looked around. "Uh…did I miss something? Aww…you guys look cute in those outfits!"
"Uh…well you see Suzuka…uh…we were cleaning the fridge and…"
"No food left…huh?" said Touya.
"Yeah…"
Suzuka smiled. "Don't worry about it?"
Kat was puzzled. "Huh?"
"I'll make dinner tonight," said Suzuka.
"But…but…you hired me because…"
"But tomorrow I expect breakfast, lunch and dinner…"
Kat blinked twice… "Umm…okay. Can I change?"
"NO!" yelled Chu who was looking for his camera.
"Sure…" said Suzuka.
"ME FIRST!" yelled Roxy as she rushed to the downstairs bathroom.
"ME TOO!" yelled Kali as she ran to the upstairs bathroom.
"Eh'! Ah' was gonna take a shower!"
"Really?" asked Kali as she stuck her head through the door.
"Oh dear god…" said Kat as she smacked her head with her hand.
"You can change in my room if you want," said Touya.
"Umm…thanks…" said Kat as she made her way to Touya's room.
"Oy'! Touya I thought you were worn out from training but I guess not cuz you got the Sheila in your room!" said Chu as he started laughing.
"What! Not like that!" yelled Touya.
"Touya's got the hots…" smirked Rinku.
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After changing, Kat went downstairs to the kitchen to help Suzuka. And after dinner was done they all sat down and enjoyed their dinner. Which consisted of chicken and…uh…other foods…? (PN74: I don't feel like going into detail…cuz I am tired…sue me!)
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At Kat's House:
'What a crazy day' thought Kat as she made her way to her room.
'I wonder what tomorrow will be like.'
Kat changed into her pajamas and flopped onto her bed. She thought about the days events and smiled and fell asleep with a smile. But little did she know of the icy blue eyes watching her sleep through the window.
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Okay! That's it for this chapter! I hoped you people liked it! Yeah sorry it took me a while to update school, homework, and the fact that this was a pretty long chapter! So yeah. BUT THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR REVIEWS! YOU GUYS ROCK MY STRIPED SOCKS! (I'm wearing striped socks…lol)