I really like this chapter… you will see why. Another thing: I was looking at a friend's story (it has a supremely evil toaster… Yes it is yours Mad Hatter!) And I looked through the reviews. There, staring me right in the face was an EVIL review saying to BURN her story because it was utter crap and needed to die. It then stated to throw the ashes over a cliff and then throw herself off it. That my friends, is NOT a review. THAT is a cruel way to lower someone's self esteem! (It didn't work.) NO ONE should be told that his or her story is crap! When writing a review, write some CONSTRUCTIVE criticism! State everything you think is bad if you have to and give an opinion on what you can do to make it better! Anyone who writes something cruel like that doesn't deserve an account… THOSE HEATHEN BASTARDS NEED TO DIE!!! If anyone does a thing like that again to you Mad Hatter, I will do UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO THEIR CORPSE!!!! (Sighs) I'm getting into this… while I'm on the subject of killing Rai x Kim couples must die. Every one that has given a positive review should be most proud of themself and can have a cookie. And here we have more Chase! I'm really starting to warm up to the guy…
Octavius sat comfortably in the jet's seat, easily manoeuvring around the mountains of China (does China have mountains?). Behind in the passengers seat sat Jack and Kimiko with a rather bedraggled Donald Trump tied up in one of the seats. Yes they had stolen a jet from the Trump himself (Damn his hairdo…)
"Why did we bring him with us again?" asked Kimiko, poking Trump for no reason in the eye.
"Well the plane does belong to him so we should take him along for the ride." Octavius answered. Trump gave a whimper. The group had managed to find rope in the hanger of the jet but hadn't found something to gag him but who needs cloth when you had Curt? The lizard was staring with his orange eyes at the terrified Trump. The poor guy couldn't speak.
"And why did we bring your pet lizard?" Kimiko asked again.
"I don't want him urinating around our place. It's bad enough with all the rats." grumbled Octavius.
"Right there, uncle!" shouted Jack ("I'm not your uncle…"), pointing at one of the mountains. It was Chase's mountain unless there was another immortal evil villain that has a mountain in the shape of a gigantic mouth. Octavius landed the jet onto the pad outside the mouth with utmost caution. The jet gave a jolt as it once again connected with the earth. He opened the door and walked out, stretching himself and his tentacles to their full length, a good 15 metres. Kimiko and Jack soon walked out after giving Trump a good wallop. It went something like this:
"This is for "The Apprentice" season two!"
SLAM!
"MY BALLS!"
And just for good measure, Curt knocked him out with one punch. Jack looked at the giant door in front of him and winced at the amount of times it had squashed him.
"This door and I have a lovely history…" he sighed. He took one step towards the door. Nothing. He took another step and was immediately pulled away by Bimbo (the lower left tentacle). The door slammed down where he previously stood, leaving a lovely, huge indent in the ground. The door slowly lifted itself back to its original place, eagerly waiting to slam Jack again.
"That was close." gulped Jack. Everyone nodded his or her heads in agreement. Octavius's brain gears whirred away and came up with quite a plan. He placed Jack in the door's shadow again, grabbing Kimiko and Curt in the process. The door slammed against the ground, once again missing Jack as Octavius had jumped over the stone door and into the fortress. He set down the shaking teenagers and lizard, which stumbled a bit to find their footing. As soon as they did, they continued to walk into Chase's cave. Curt gave out a small whimper and nudged Jack who in return gave him a comforting pat on the head. They finally entered the main room, the one with the pristine marble and flowing fountain.
"Chase isn't in here… let's get going and find him!" Jack said gleefully.
"Why are you so excited?" sighed Kimiko. "He is the most powerful man on the planet and you are making it like you're going on the most exciting roller coaster ride in the world!"
"You haven't seen what we've seen." Octavius answered simply leaving Kimiko even more confused.
"But how do we find Chase?"
At this Kimiko's confusion cleared up and a grin replaced her face. She shuffled through her bag that she had brought with her and took out the golden hand.
"Golden Finger! Chase Young!" (I'm GUESSING that's how you use it…) The Golden Finger wobbled then pointed to a door on the left. Kimiko followed it, the boys behind her. They opened the door and were once again in a room filled with cats. Among them, with his back turned to them was Chase Young, feeding his cats raw pieces of meat.
"Hey Mittens! Here is your breakfast! Pippins, meat! Buffy! You come to!"
"Mittens?"
"Pippins?"
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer!"
Too much for the group to handle. They cacked up laughing. Chase turned around and his amber eyes widened. They turned into slits of anger.
"Jungle cats! Attack!"
The cats arched their backs and turned to face the group who went silent.
"Hold them back Chase! Or we let go of our dog!"
We have a dog? Bubbles asked.
I think they mean Curt. sighed Flo.
"Curt! Go maul kitty ass!" yelled Jack. Curt immediately started barking and spitting, forcing the cats back. He would had mauled their asses too but Octavius had a tentacle hold on his tail.
"What do you want?" hissed Chase. Jack stepped forward trying to calm him down.
"Relax buddy! We are simply here for your help."
In a flash one of the tentacles grabbed one of the smaller kittens and held on to its throat.
"In other words, help us or Pussy gets it." Octavius finished
Chase stared at his kitten and walked over to the group, hesitantly. Octavius gave a smile and pushed Chase out of the room, leaving the cats behind. He left the kitten in there too, so no animal cruelty could happen.
"What do you want?" Chase asked, hands by his side. You could say he was still scared to take on Jack. The night he got little sleep and it was plagued with nightmares from his past. Little did he know that his family's ghosts had been laid somewhat to rest… they could be called upon again if Jack wanted to.
"There is someone who is impersonating me and is doing a terrible job of it. He killed Kimiko's dad and is the one responsible for stealing the Soul gem," explained Jack. "And we need your help in tracking him down."
Chase was taken aback at this. Him? HELP? Has the world gone INSANE?
"Spicer, are you asking me to help you?" Chase enquired. Jack nodded his head.
"Unless you want another "Family" interview…" teased Octavius.
"What? For possession of illegal drugs?" sneered Kimiko.
Chase thought for a bit, his head propped up by his hand. He finally beckoned them to follow him. He led them through yet another door. It was a small room with two doors.
"Are you going to show us how to find him?" Jack asked.
"No, I want to finish feeding my animals so they don't die from starvation." Chase answered. He walked up to one of the doors and opened it using a key that had appeared from nowhere. He escorted them in and closed the door behind him. In the room was a grand amount of cages; all filled with small dragons.
"So that's how you make your soup!" exclaimed Jack. Kimiko simply stared, already being used to dragons but Octavius was gob smacked.
"This can't be real…" he whispered to himself. The tentacles snaked around the place, stopping at some cages to take better looks at the winged lizards. Curt eagerly jumped around to stopping from time to time to have a chat to the dragons. Chase went to a cupboard and grabbed some tinned food and placed it on the bench under it.
"They are quite real Doctor." Chase answered. Octavius turned to him with a raised eyebrow.
"All dragon clans from all over the world! The largest collection of winged lizards ever! And all in my grasp!" continued Chase, throwing his hands up in the air.
"Why is there a kangaroo in here then?"
"That's an Australian dragon you retard."
Octavius shrugged his shoulders. Chase sighed and walked off again. Everyone followed him except Octavius who stayed around to inspect the dragons a bit more. It was going to take more than sight to convince the Doctor dragons were real. He looked carefully at one red one with large leathery wings but was about the size of a canary. The dragon gave him one angry and pissed off glare before shooting a jet of fire in his face. Octavius jerked away at once, only managing to singe a few hairs. He continued to inspect other dragons until a familiar grumble was heard. His stomach. He laid a hand on his stomach, trying to quieten it down but it came back louder than ever. He looked around the room and spotted the tinned food on the bench. It wasn't the only object there. There was a bowl of some sort, with something hot and steamy coming out. His mouth watered as he approached it. He couldn't help himself; neither would you if you were denied your breakfast and your morning coffee!
Soup! cried Bimbo, immediately grasping it delicately in its claws. Octavius looked at the soup, which was a swirling green liquid. He mistook it for spinach soup.
Bottoms up… giggled Bubbles as Octavius took hold of the soup and drank it. It didn't taste too bad but in his opinion it needed salt. He set the bowl down and, following the decreasing voices of a quarrelling Jack and Kimiko, went off to find Chase to ask where the salt was.
