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Expulsion
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Have you ever felt a weird feeling as if something reeeeeaaaallllllllyyyyyyyy bad was going to happen?
You know, the same feeling I have when Minouru acts all kind and gentle towards me, something that I should watch out for because the next day I found out that he stuck a piece of paper behind my back reading "Please do not feed the baka".
Hmmmm, never saw that one coming. Oh, did I ever mention this piece of information before? One certain dialect in the Philippines refers 'baka' as a cow.
Therefore, I conclude that Minouru was really harsh, because cows have four stomachs.
Seriously, my waist line shows that I only have one stomach… I think.
Anyway, like I was saying, I really felt weird about this. After the 'Pinkanizer' thing, I mean why isn't Croaker up on my throat yet?
As if on queue, the speakers were turned on and a very pissed-sounding principal croaked- er- spoke on the microphone.
"SAKURA MIKAN, GET YOUR SORRY BUTT UP HERE IN THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW! YOUR DAMN TIME HERE IS UP!"
Minouru gave a low whistle.
"Wow. I never thought he would blow this bad I mean normally, he would just speak into the phone real calm, and after he does, that's the time he blows up."
Mikan gave an involuntary shudder.
"Why do I feel something bad is going to happen?"
"Mikan, Mikan, Mikan…" Minouru chided, waving his finger in a negative manner
"… you have it backwards, isn't that supposed to be; 'Why do they feel something bad is going to happen?'"
Mikan pushed the doors open. She calmly strolled outside and walked leisurely towards the principal's office while Minouru followed suit.
"I don't get it, Minouru…"
"That's because you're an idiot, idiot. Why don't you go to the principal's office and, after the saliva-spitting sermon, let's plan the next one…Oh, and I advise you to wear this,"
He gave her a fencing mask.
Mikan stared at it before she remembered the insult her so-called friend threw at her.
Minouru was running towards his next class when he heard Mikan yell at him,
"I am not an idiot, you idiot!"
Wow, that word sure is used quite allot today, she mused.
When she (finally) reached the Administration building (located 6 buildings north of the F building), 15 leg-tiring minutes later, she noted that it was kinda… quiet. Around this time, Croaker would be screaming and cursing at her. Weird.
Uh- oh.
She remembered the fencing mask Minouru gave her and threw it away.
Mikan finally knew why she had that feeling earlier. My parents are here.
Speaking of the apocalypse,
"I cannot believe you did this, Mikan Fernalina Cameron Sakura!"
Mikan was seated at a comfortable armchair, across her sat the toad, while the ones seated to her right were her so called loving parents.
That was her whole name.
You see, my mother is part Japanese and part Irish. Lara Cameron Sakura sat elegantly next to my father. She has auburn hair, a shade darker than mine, and the same olive eyes I had. Usually, mom would have looked stoic and passive; being a reigning woman expert in real-estate caused her plenty of critics and showing emotion would lead her no where, but now… Wow, I think I saw 3 stress marks on her forehead.
"That was a very boisterous act, Mikan; I can't believe you did it."
Okahito Sakura… where do I begin with this world-famous pianist? He's a walking contradiction, really. I don't think I even understand him. He's really kind and gentle. He's the best but, right now… ugh. He scares me.
Dad looked stone hard. He was a strict parent and even though he's the one who spoiled me in the first place, I wouldn't dare go against him.
"Going back to the topic at hand, Mr. and Mrs. Sakura, your daughter is quite the handful…"
Croaker droned on… and on… and on… about the damage I've done, funny why he only brought this up now instead when the cafeteria fiasco happened. Frogs really are eccentric.
I was looking down, trying to look really ashamed and sorry for what I've done, feh, I'm not really a good actor. Besides, I don't want to just sit here and stare at the frog. You know, if you stare at his bulging eyes, flat nose and wide mouth long enough, you'd start hearing him croak instead if speak. He never really got anything through my thick head due to this.
"Ms. Sakura…. Ms. Sakura!"
I jolted my head upwards and found the horrifying frog-monster glaring at me. What did I do know?
"Huh?" Was my oh-so intelligent answer.
"THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU! YOU ARE EXPELLED! GOOD DAY TO YOU!"
Wait, what was that? I sat there in a state of shock… I tried to speak: I opened my mouth but no words seemed to go out. So I closed it. I opened it again but my brain just wouldn't respond. Did he say I got expelled? EXPELLED?
Really, this entire open-close mouth thing is making me look like a fish.
"NANI!?"
The whole campus practically shook.
-7:30 p.m., Sakura Mansion, Victoria Country Homes-
"…I cannot believe old croaker would do this! His frogfish brain is starting to deteriorate, I tell you! That school would still fall anyway even without my help!"
Mikan was ranting into the phone, talking to Minouru.
"Minouru…" she started to sob.
"… what am I going to do!? I'll become a free loader when I grow up! Useless and unwanted! My future will be ruined… or worse… I'LL BE BORED!"
On the other end of the line, Minouru was trying hard not to laugh at her. Drama Queen.
"I don't wanna be bored Minouru…" Mikan started rocking back and forth.
"I can't live with this…"
"Mikan," Minouru started. He was surfing the internet at that time and had just found out a solution to her problem.
"… I'm starting to go insane with boredom,"
"Mikan,"
"…maybe it'll be better if I---"
"MIKAN!"
Minouru couldn't take her exaggeration anymore.
"What is it, Minouru? Can't you see I'm having an emotional breakdown here!"
"Oh, please. If you'd listen quietly I found a school that's perfect for you."
She couldn't believe her ears.
"What?"
Minouru continued, "Alice Academy… it's a school that hosts geniuses. It's the best in the world and trouble-makers, like you, are welcome."
"Huh?"
"Apparently, it had more rebellions than any other Educational Facility in the world and still counting."
"What!? How can I enroll there? Minouru, you have to help!"
"It says here that all it needs is an entrance exam and you'll be in. No records. No background and no requirement of past information. Nil, nada, zip."
"What?" Can you believe the luck I'm having!?
"Argh. Mikan, is this whole ordeal affecting your hearing?"
"Shut up, sea-weed and tell me where it is."
"Wait, if I shut up, how am I supposed to tell you where it---"
Minouru suddenly stopped.
"What is it?" Mikan asked, suddenly getting anxious.
"Oh no. The bad news here is that it's in Tokyo."
She hung up. There is no way she is moving all the way to Tokyo just to study.
She'd rather be a freeloader when she'll grow up and she doesn't care if… she'll… be… bored.
Mikan hurriedly re-dialed Minouru's personal room number.
"Get me a ticket to Tokyo."
After Mikan hung up, she lay down on her bed and pondered…
I have to move! Just because of this stupid Expulsion.
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Oh, and BTW, I made her name up.
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