G.O.T.H.S.

Where chaos is a fancy.

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ErieshaForFiera

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Meet the Experts

The sun was already late into the day and the stench caused by last night's fiasco finally cleared. Although, last night, everyone slept outside the dormitories due to… ehem… nasal activity.

Everything was quite peaceful, everything was quiet and---

"I GOT KICKED OUT!"

---I take that back.

"I 'sob' I messed up!"

Sumire Shouda wailed, amidst her group of girly friends who were giving words of comfort to her.

News just got out, and it spread like wild fire in the middle of El Nino. Oh yeah, everyone got burned.

Including Mikan Sakura.

"Somebody got kicked out?"

The brunette gaped at the amused blonde. She looked really cute that way. If Ruka didn't fall in-love yet, he would have with this one. It was lunch time already as every student rushed towards the grand hall.

"I don't think I explained everything to you last night."

Both of the teens sat at an empty table, trays in tow.

"Yes, please do explain."

Ruka took a bite out of the red, juicy apple and in a muffled voice, he started to explain.

"See the girl over there? The one with greenish hair, crying her ugly eyes out?"

Mikan looked over to where Ruka was pointing his thumb to. He was right, she wasn't exactly pretty.

"People say she got kicked out because the prank last night didn't go well."

Mikan did a double take.

"Pfffffffffffftttttttt"

All of the juice she was supposed to drink all spilled on the table. Ruka laughed heartily as Mikan wiped the dripping liquid off her chin.

"What do you mean it didn't go well?! It was genius!"

Everyone near the screaming girl turned to look at her.

"Eheh. Mikan, tone it down a bit."

Dammit. I forgot they were in public.

Suddenly, the cafeteria became deathly quiet. Hallelujah! Miracles do happen! Praise the Lord!

Oh. Ehem –cough- -cough-

4 Teens walked by. Can you say 'celebrity'?

"See them," Ruka whispered.

Mikan looked at each one carefully. The one leading the group (yeah, the one the janitor loathed because he was the number one suspect of all those drools) had black hair and crimson eyes. A very peculiar color if you ask me. He walked calmly, very cool. He had this laid back attitude that shouted "Follow me, and both of us prosper". Oh yeah, definitely leader material.

The next one was a boy. He had blonde hair and kind, sky blue eyes. He wore glasses and looked as if was the perfect friend to tell your secrets to. He looked really intelligent. The way he walked, told you that he was a humble guy. Contradicting the one listed above who walked like he owned the place. Mikan already hated that guy's guts. Yeah, the cocky red-eyed guy.

The third one, a girl this time, looked… scary. She was cold and piercing. She had black hair with violet streaks, matching her eyes which were dark lavender. Her hair was cut short, a style fit for boys and her whole demeanor screamed "Ice Queen" you don't want to be enemies with this one, folks.

The next one was another girl; she had dirty blonde hair and had violet eyes. She looked as if she just got out of a gypsy tent. Fr- eaky. She was calculating everyone, her eyes swinging back and forth, as if she were unobviously looking for something.

The last one was the fattest person Mikan has and will ever see. He looked like a walking barrel. I think sumo wrestlers would be no match for this one. With dark brown hair and grey eyes, barrels would be the first things that would pop into your head.

Everyone was also watching them, staring at the four as if wanting something to happen. They didn't expect this.

When 'fatty' walked by, Mikan laughed.

Ruka swallowed. Death is upon him.

Gutnie turned to the pretty girl who was trying her best not to laugh

"What do you think is so funny?" Gutnie was fuming. How dare she?

Mikan couldn't answer. Everyone was staring at her now. Her giggles echoed through the cafeteria.

"S-sorry. Haha. It was no-ha-nothing."

"You think it's funny that I'm fat." Gutnie towered over her. Well, that was mostly because Mikan was sitting down and he …er… wasn't.

Mikan couldn't take it in any longer, she laughed really hard before replying a teary

"Ye-ye-yes! hahahahahahahahahahha"

"Do you even know who I am? Apologize to me!"

Mikan stopped laughing immediately. Above all things slutty and bitch-like, the thing she hates in a person is:

An overly inflated ego

Cockiness and

Being totally full of oneself

Oh, my bad. All of these are the same, ne?

Mikan put a disgusted look on her face before she stood up and apologized to him. Sarcasm people. Go with the flow.

"Well, sorry oh large and obese-full."

Bring on the shocked expressions, people! Oi, Extras! I thought I told you to gasp louder?! I'm paying you here! Sheesh.

Wow, Gutnie looks redder than a tomato. Wicked!

"Chill, Gutnie." Natsume was the one who spoke this time.

"Gutnie? That's his name? Shouldn't that be Gluttony?"

How many times did I have to tell you!? The gasps should be louder! You, extra number 8, you're fired!

"Shut up. And who are you to call me this?!" Gutnie was trying his best not to shout.

"Name's Mikan Sakura, stick to the name and I'll stick to yours, Gluttonny."

Gutnie was shocked. If he didn't look like it, than he is on the inside. Mikan Fernalina C. Sakura, had a reputation for chaos-lovers everywhere, she was, wait---

Didn't she just insult him?

Gutnie was about to reply, but Hotaru cut him off.

"We're going."

All the student hushed and only gaped at them… nothing happened. That was never a good sign.

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"WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?"

Gutnie was yelling at the rooftop. Luckily, no one was able to hear him because they were 7 stories higher than everyone else.

"You mad?" Natsume asked rather out of himself. He was deep in thought. Hmmm. Interesting.

"ABSO-BLOODY-LUTELY! I MEAN WHO WOULDN'T?! JUST BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE'S ALL THAT---"

"Chill." Natsume was staring ahead. He was obviously thinking.

Despite Gutnie's volcanic state, he shut up immediately. The leader was thinking, and he doesn't like interruptions. If Gutnie was an active volcano when enraged, Natsume was the Fire God.

"She'll pay for her idiotic actions, Gutnie. No one messes with us."

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"Mikan, I can't believe you messed with… with… them!"

"Who are these 'them' you keep referring to, Ruka? I know they're the so-called GOTHS, but seriously, I couldn't care less."

Who were they? Who was--- One word: DEATHWISH

Ruka was shocked beyond belief. To describe Mikan was 'feisty' would be the biggest understatement compared to saying Gutnie was only average fat.

"I can't believe you! I---"

"Hey, Ruka, tell me more about the G.O.T.H.S."

Mikan spoke in such a calm manner, as if nothing happened. What the bloody heck? She just made a very, very horrible first impression, mutilated Gutnie's self esteem and talked back to the rulers of chaos. She was doomed.

And she just goes talking like that to him. Really.

"Tell me more about them, please…"

Mikan was begging now. It seemed that she was really curios about these people. Ruka sighed and decided to give in.

"It's your death wish… Let me start with…

Gutnie Chabi…"

Mikan started laughing uncontrollably again…

"Ha- ha- ha- it's GLUTTONNY CHUBBY!"

"Anyway… Gutnie Chabi isn't what he looks like…"

"You mean he has thin brains? Hahahahahahaha- (Deep breath) –hahahahahaha---"

"QUIT INTERUPTING ME! Like I said, Gutnie Chabi is the first member of the group. I said first member not leader. He's half American, half Mexican and he's their statistics expert. As in he's the one who calculates the distance between things and he's always, always nearly accurate. He's absolutely awesome at math and he's the 4th one in this entire school to have the highest grade point average. He can pinpoint distance by just looking at how near or far an object is without the use of any kind of object"

Mikan underestimated him, yup, she sure has.

"The next one is…

Otanashi Yuri, and she's as weird as she is smart. She's an expert in camouflage. She could make you invisible as far as I know. I don't know how she does it. But she does."

The weird one really is weird.

"Tobita Yuu is next. He's the only guy I know who knows the exact time needed to finish anything and everything. I think he even counts the milliseconds while walking. He's Japanese and probably the kindest guy in their group."

Yup, her guess was right.

Mikan waited patiently, watching Ruka, urging him to speak about the next member. Ruka was blushing crimson. Odd, what's wrong with him?

"The- the next one is –gulp- Hotaru…."

He was sweating buckets and looked like a beat tomato. Mikan stared at him weirdly.

"What's the matter Ruka?"

"Nothing, anyway, Hotaru-sama is the GPS expert. She also invents stuff. Most of her inventions are for military use, she's quite dangerous… She's really smart and pretty and… I should shut up now."

Oh, opposites do attract, don't they? The sweet, and caring Ruka Nogi, falling in love with the cold and stoic Hotaru… uh, what was her last name again?

"You didn't say her last name, Ruka."

Ruka paled considerably. When he spoke again, it practically shook in fear.

"Her last name is like a cuss word in this school…. I won't say it."

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"You don't have to worry about a thing, Gutnie, she's nothing compared to us."

Hands in his pockets, Natsume Hyuuga was walking casually at a back portion of the school, friends following him like always.

This girl had such an attitude. Tsk, tsk tsk.

He didn't care if she was queen of London. She was going to pay for making a fool out of a GOTH member.

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"The leader of their group is Hyuuga, Natsume. He's a half-Filipino and half Japanese. A hacker, a genius and the coldest guy I have ever met. I don't really know much about him, considering that he's really unsocial…"

"Wait, why are there 2 h's?"

"Well, the group is supposed to consist of the GOTHS only, but then Natsume showed up and they couldn't afford loosing Hotaru-sama."

The bell signaled that lunch break was over as Mikan and Ruka rushed towards their classrooms.

This day had been eventful. Especially the part where Mikan got to Meet the Experts.

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I'm sorry it was boring. I made Natsume half-Filipino because I'm one.

Haha. Ambitiosa talaga ako.

Salbahes na pagkatao talaga. Wahahahahahahahah

ErieshaForFiera

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