When SVU Becomes Charmed
Chapter 15: Ewe Huang Part 2
"Damn it!" Olivia yelled.
"What?" Alex asked.
"I have to give your eulogy."
"Oh no, that's horrible," Alex said in a voice dripping with sarcasm.
"But I don't know what to say!" Olivia said, starting to panic.
"Well, it's not that hard to describe the most beautiful..."
"Alex..."
"Smartest..."
"Alex..."
"Most just..." Alex said starting to ramble.
"Alex...!!"
"Yes!"
"God! For a ghost you're really full of your self," she said.
"Hey, I just tell it like it is! Don't hate me for being perfect Liv," Alex said laughing.
"Yeah Alex, I wanna be just like you; dead."
"Well when you put it that way."
Then they pulled up to the precinct, got out of the car and walked to the parking lot where the rest of the squad was waiting.
"God Liv took you long enough," Darryl said as he saw Liv.
"Yeah, well there was traffic," Olivia said.
"Not to mention that I came back from the dead and we saw each other again," Alex said.
"Shut up Alex!" Olivia whispered.
"Olivia who are you talking to?" Elliot said concerned.
"I'm just telling Alex to... Never mind I'm sleep deprived, disregard that last comment," Olivia said.
"You really should see Huang," Munch said.
"Ewe, Huang" Alex said as Olivia started laughing.
"Oh go she's lost it," Cragen said.
"I'm gonna go get in my car now, okay bye," Olivia said.
"Okay, see you there," Elliot said.
They all got in their cars and started driving to the funeral home.
"God, you make me look like I"m crazy," Olivia said turning to Alex.
"I can't help that you're talking to your self Olivia," Alex said.
Olivia held up her hand to hit Alex. Alex sticks out her tounge.
"If only you were solid."
Olivia's phone starts ringing, she looks at it. "It's Huang, should I answer it?"
"Ewe Huang," Alex said.
"I have to answer it," Olivia said.
"But it's Huang," Alex said.
"But he's my co-worker," Olivia said.
"Ewe when you say it like that," Alex said.
"Hello." Olivia said as she was answering her phone.
"Hey Olivia it's Huang, do you know what time the service is?" Huang asked.
"Yeah, hold on," Olivia said to Huang. "Alex, he wants to know what time your service is."
"He's going to be there?" Alex said. "Oh no he's not."
"It starts at four," Olivia said to Huang.
"Okay, bye." Huang said.
"Doesn't it start at three?" Alex said.
"Do you really want Huang there?" Olivia said.
"Point taken. Olivia you're such a good friend," Alex said.
"Alex."
"Yes friend?"
"Shut up," Olivia said.
"God you're rude."
"Alex don't talk to me now were here."
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