When SVU Becomes Charmed

Chapter 16: Stop Sitting On me

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"Let's go," Olivia said. "No talking to me okay,"

They start walking toward her casket.

"It's an open casket," Olivia said.

"You get what you pay for," Alex said.

"I didn't pay for anything," Olivia said.

They walk further up and finally get to the casket and look inside.

"Oh, my god, My OUTFIT!" Alex said.

"What?"

"Just look at it, it doesn't match the SHOES!" Alex said. "And berets?" I haven't worn those since I was 12! What clown make-up artist put on my make-up? It's awful."

"Alex sweetie it doesn't really matter your dead anyway."

"I know I'm dead, but it's the principal of the ting," Alex said.

"I think it's time to go sit down now," Olivia said as she walked to the chairs, and sat down, meanwhile Alex is still looking at herself in the coffin.

"But RED EYELINER?! Come on," Alex said. "And who did my mascara? A five year-old?"

Olivia walks back up to where Alex is standing. "Alex come on, right now isn't the time."

"You talk to me when you're dead and look like an idiot."

"Come on Alex or were not going to have a seat."

"Fine," Alex said as they went to go sit down. "God, I never thought I'd have to go to my own funeral."

"You just now got this?" Olivia said.

Then Elliot comes and sits next to Olivia.

"Ahhhhhh!!!" Alex said.

"Alex shut up!"

"Alex isn't here Liv."

"Yes she is you're sitting on her!"

"Olivia you need to go see Huang!"

"No! Not Huang!" Alex said.

"I agree with her!" Olivia said. "Never mind."

"Who are you talking to?" El said.

"Myself, I'm talking to my self," Olivia said flustered.

"Have you been having some nice conversations with your self lately?" El said.

"Let it go,"

"Hello! He's still sitting on me!" Alex said.

"La La La I don't hear you," Olivia said.

"Who can't you hear?" Elliot asked.

"No one, I can't hear not one," Liv said, once again sounding like an idiot.

"Alright Liv," El said. "Just a reminder, you're a cop, it's not alright if you look like you're drunk."

"Drunk? I'm not drunk, I wish I was drunk, it would make all this stuff make sense," Olivia said.

"All what stuff Liv are you having some problems?"

"No not problems, issues," Liv said looking toward where she could barely see Alex underneath Elliot.

"I am not an issue," Alex said.

"Never mind not issues I have a subscription."

"Hey!" Alex said. "God! Can you please get him off me!" Just then Elliot saw Darryl.

"I'm going to go and get Darryl," Elliot said.

"Yes, Darryl, good idea go get Darryl," Liv said. Elliot got up and went to go get Darryl.

"Thank God he finally moved," Alex said as she stood up. The Elliot and the rest of the gang came over and sat down.

"Who is he?" Alex said pointing toward the door.

"He is the new ADA," Liv said.

Then Alex was looking at him and he looked directly at her, like he could see her.

COLE POV

Why can I see her I thought she was dead?

The End (of chapter) please read and review hope you liked the chapter.