Okay... Time for Episode Two... And if you're wondering... the couples are coming soon.
I Do Not Own The Naruto Series... That's all... (Thought so silly comment was coming eh?)
BTW: I do not believe in the concept of "The Fuck Buddy" Also any parts that are bolded are Dakku's personal thoughts unless otherwise stated.
Naruto: Wolf High Chronicles
Episode 2: Some things are better left unsaid!
Ok, recap of what happened last time! I started school off with a bang. Well more like a pop. From the moment I walked through the doors, this weird kid called Lee popped up and tried to befriend me. Maybe I should have announced my no spandex policy first. Then I met the school principle. She either has a lot of money to spend or god has blessed her beyond reason with her breast. I picked my classes and managed to live through the first one though there was this guy who looked like he wanted me dead.
I went off to my second and this girl named Ino blocked my way. I made it past her and made it half way up the stairs to my next class when I bumped into someone and they kinda saved me from breaking my ass. Second period, I came face to face with Murder Stare, whose name turned out to be Kiba. Thank god I didn't call him Kibbles again. Anyways, it was uncomfortable. During lunch, my brother introduced me to his friends and I think I made some new friends.
After lunch I had dodge ball as a game in P.E., and I got caught by this kid called Gaara, the fucking weirdest kid ever. I met Naruto and Choji. And as much as they tried to be nice, I couldn't stand it so I left the gym and slid down against the door. Someone interrupted my alone time. And I think... it's about time to find out who it is.
Something... Disturbing to say.
Dakku looked up and noticed someone standing in front of him. "Need some help?" Dakku stood up by himself and dusted himself. "No. Thank you. I'm good. Kankurou wasn't it?" Kankurou nodded and Dakku walked off. "You okay dude?" Dakku waved his hand uncaringly and walked down the hall towards the front exit. Kankurou looked at him as he walked out the door and shook his head. "He's got serious people issues."
Dakku walked up to Nasake's car and laid on the hood and looked up at the sky. "Too much action for one day. I want to go home. I don't fit well here." Dakku sighed and he heard some footsteps. Temari's blonde hair came into view and Nasake was standing next to her. "Hey buddy. Any reason you're cutting on you're first day?" Nasake said smiling. Dakku looked at him and nodded. "I hate it here." Temari's face shifted to pity for him.
"Let's go out for some pizza eh?" Nasake laughed and Temari nodded. "Pizza is an awesome distraction from the real world. Let's go." She had a very cheerful disposition which made Dakku mad. They all got into the car and drove off toward the town. Dakku looked out the window and Nasake looked at him sitting in the back. "Made a friend there, boy-o?" Dakku rolled his eyes and shook his head. Temari laughed at it.
Pizza. Not my idea of an escape. Seriously. I mean you eat it and that's it. It doesn't help the fact you feel like shit. It just promotes that you take one. Hahaha. Anyways. I mean I'm not a fan of pizza. But I can't say no to free food. Plus, it's not my car and I would have been made to walk home 2 miles alone. Thought that would've been good company. But for the sake of being lazy, and cheap, I followed alongside them.
They made it to the pizza shop and the waitress seated them at a table near the window. They sat down, Temari and Nasake on one side, Dakku alone on the other side. The waitress came back and took out a pad. "Hi, welcome to Hokage-sama's Pizza shop, where this pizza is the best in the whole city. Can I take your order?" She said in a rather cheerful southern accented voice. Nasake felt it coming. A Dakku insult.
"Yes, I would like another non-peppy waitress. Thank you. Have a good day." Dakku said indifferently. Temari and Nasake looked on dumbstruck. The waitress half cried her way away from the table. Then a rather geeky looking waiter came to the table and looked at Dakku. He was afraid of Dakku and took out a pad slowly. "We-We-Welcome... t-t-t-to...-" Dakku cut the poor kid off. "I want 2 slices of pepperoni and a sprite."
The waiter wrote it down and Nasake shook his head. "I'll have 2 slices. Plain. And a Coke. You, Temari?" Temari nodded. "One Iced Tea." Dakku and Nasake looked at her confused and fell out of their seats. "Okay. Coming right up." The waiter ran to the counter and gave the order quickly. Dakku and Nasake recomposed themselves and looked at her. She smiled and asked "What?" politely. The shook their heads as she laughed.
Nasake looked at Dakku and crossed his brought his hands together. "So. Tell me. Met anyone new?" Dakku looked at shook his head. "You know, I am someone new to you?" Temari scoffed and Dakku laughed nervously. "Okay, I met her." Nasake shook his head. "You met Kankurou too. And no doubt, there's Naruto from your near fall on the stairs. Oh and your professors." Dakku rolled his eyes. "Okay so I met a couple of people. Not like I'ma go back."
Nasake saw the waiter return with their food and Dakku shot a look at him. He left the items quickly and didn't look back. As they began eating and drinking their respective items Nasake spoke with his mouth full. "You botta undertan dat you eed riends." Dakku looked on disgusted. Temari edged away from him afraid something might fall out. Nasake looked at them and apologized and swallowed quickly. "The point is that you need a best friend. Someone you can click with."
Temari nodded. "I mean, look at Nasake and Kankurou. If they were anymore closer they'd be gay." Dakku who was drinking from his soda spat some back in and bursted out in laughter. "ANYWAYS! As I was saying, you need a best friend. And a clique. Or something. You're depressing on your own." Nasake said pushing Temari away. Dakku ate his slice and nodded as cheese fell from his pizza onto the floor. Temari looked at him and sighed. "These two are just alike. Messy and nasty."
Nasake stood up and pointed to the ceiling. "Trust me brother of mine. A good friend is always around. Always willing to stick by you! Hell one day your best friend might even become your fuck buddy!!" Dakku who was drinking soda once more spat back out what he drank and began choking. Temari's eyes were about as wide as 24's on a Hummer. Nasake looked at them. "What? What I say?" Dakku recaught his breath and looked at Nasake. "I soooooooo don't wanna know what you do alone. At all. If you tell me, I'll kill you."
Nasake shrugged and sat back down. Temari edged further away from him. "The point of the matter is you've never had a date. Never had a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend. I mean shit. I don't know what the hell you are. But you need to start small and work your way up to-" Temari covered his mouth and she smiled. "Look. Stick with me and I'll get you around school just fine. And no, you don't need to focus on making a... (shudders) a fuck buddy." Dakku laughed and agreed.
Temari's explanation at School the next Day.
Our school is split up into several catergories. So that you might understand how shit works here, I'll break 'em down for you:
1) The popular Kids- It's clichéd but it happens in every school. At the very top of the list are Neji, Sasuke, Nasake and Ino. Neji is Hinata's cousin and fairly attractive and very popular with a certain girl.He has black hair that's long and tied at the end. Sasuke, well, he's the most standoutable emo the school has. He wears all black and has this cold stare. Some say things about him but I'm not sure if they're true. Ino, the blond idiot, she's rich. Otherwise no one would pay her mind. She is pretty though. You know Nasake………Never mind.
2) The Sporty Kids - They're hyper, well known and have a knack for being aggressive. That list is Naruto, Kiba, Lee and Ten-ten. Naruto, is a loud mouth and God help you if you become his friend, as he will never leave you alone. He's blond and always wears orange. Kiba is the guy you keep telling me he wants you dead. He's got these red marks on his face, don't know what they're for, but he seems to be a school fave. That and have you seen him bare chested? Lee is the rather energetic green spandex boy. He has a crush on Sakura and his dad is Gai, the gym teacher. Ten-ten, she's got pig tails. I hate them. She's good with weapons though.
3) The Artsy Kids - Just like it says. Kankurou, Me, and Hinata top that list. Kanky is my brother and he loves his puppets. So much so he carries them all over the place. He even uses them to pretend he's in class, while he sleeps hidden away. Hinata sits next to Kiba in your Chem. class. She's a bit odd, but she's got skills and can make a wicked painting with her hands. Funny, she always seems to be looking at Naruto. You should also know me.
4) The misunderstood Kids- Aka... The little guys or the Oddballs. (Dakku: That's a bit mean don't ya think?) Anyways, Choji, Shikamaru, Sakura, Gaara, Shino. Gaara is my little brother and anti-socialist extraordinaire. Avoid him for now. Shino is the odd guy who's always wearing sunglasses. He also seems to cover his face a lot. I hear he likes bugs. Choji is a fatass with little swirls on his face. Avoid contact. (Dak: Very mean.) Shikamaru. God , I love him. (Dakku: Next.) Sakura was once Sasuke's main plaything. They broke up but she never says why. She's been known to play around with Lee now though.
That's all of them. Oh! Avoid the hall monitors, Izumo and Kotetsu. They're good at cathcing people of guard. Plus, I've never really seen them alone. They always seem to be together. Odd.
The Test
Dakku took her lecture to heart and looked around in Kakashi's class to find a prospective person to become a friend with. As he looked around, his eyes passed by Kiba's. Dakku jumped out of his seat and fell back. "You're really jumpy. You should get that checked out." The black haired boy sitting behind him said looking down. Dakku looked up confused and thought to himself. "He's my target." Dakku sat up and looked at him. "My name's... is... uh... Dakku?" Dakku barely managed the sentence.
The black haired boy nodded and gave him no heed. Dakku turned around and put his head on the desk. "Never mind then. This guy seems like an asshole." Dakku thought. "Uchiha Sasuke." The boy behind him whispered as Kakashi looked at them rather mad. Dakku smiled nervously at Kakashi and went back to his work. "Nice to meet you, Sasuke." Dakku whispered. Kakashi appeared in front of Dakku and stared at him. "Is there something you want to share with the rest of the class, Mr. Fairu?" Dakku looked at him holding his chest unable to breath.
"No... Sir... I... apologize... for... disrupting." Dakku's pitch was really high and he had trouble regaining himself. Kakashi nodded and walked away. Dakku took in a big breathe and passed out. When he woke up he was in the Infirmary. A young woman with marking similar to Kiba's stood there smiling. "I'm Hana, the school Nurse." Dakku nodded confused. "You passed out in class and your teacher asked that you be escorted to me. He brought you in." She pointed at Sasuke who was sitting there lost in thought.
"Ok... where am I again?" Dakku asked as Hana shook her head. "The Infirmary." He nodded and rolled off the bed. He stood up and felt dizzy. "Don't walk to fast or you'll lose your footing." Hana snapped at him as he nodded a bit uncaringly. He walked over to Sasuke and sat next to him. "Hey." Sasuke looked at him momentarily and the look made Dakku shiver. "Hi." Sasuke's voice gave hint of leave me the fuck alone. Dakku nodded. "Thanks for bringing me here. You didn't have to." "I was made to. I got in trouble for helping you pass out." Sasuke said standing up.
Jeez this guy is a real dick! Okay Dakku think a moment. What do people who want to make friends do? Umm, i know ask him if he wants pizza!? Wait, I had pizza yesterday. What about, a movie? Wait... i'm asking him to be my friend, not my date. What about offer him a ride home? That's good. Nasake won't mind. At least if he sees I'm trying he won't mind. Jesus why is this so fucking hard. And why am I having an early internal monologue with myself?
"Hey, the least I can do is offer you a ride home for your troubles." Dakku slipped. Sasuke looked at him and shook his head. "Got my own ride. Thanks though." Sasuke walked to the door and Dakku thought hard. "Well at least a pizza. I owe you that much at least." Good save, idiot! Sasuke looked back and nodded. "Sure. I'll take you up on that. Lunch. The 5th table in the 3rd row of the cafeteria." He walked out the room and the bell rang.
Second period had began and luckily for him the Infirmary was right next to the stairs heading to the second floor. He walked up slowly and cautiously as to not overwork himself. He caught glimpse of Temari coming down the stairs and she smiled at him. "Hey Dak! How's it going so far with the hunt for your first friend?" Dak smiled and then it faded. "It sucks ass. But I managed to get Sasuke to agree to a pizza with me." She nodded and patted his shoulder. "I wish you... a lot of fucking luck." She ran down the stairs and to the gym.
Dakku gulped and went up the stairs. He reached the room and took his seat next to Kiba where Shizune had permanently placed him, warning him not to move to the back. He put his head down on the desk and she slammed the door closed. "LAB DAY! Every on the person next to you will be your partner today." Dakku let out a small cry and Shizune looked at him. They were suppose to make 3 successful smoke bombs. If not, they received a 0 for the day.
Hinata and Dakku managed to make their own and had to work with Kiba to produce a working one. Well, more Hinata then Dakku, because Dakku was still afraid of him. When they managed to present their bombs, Hinata's was perfect with 100 cover. Dakku's was great but a bit thin in cover. Kiba's was... well Shizune pitied them and gave them all B+ for the bombs. They took it in stride as the bell rang and Dakku made his way to the lunch room. On the way there, Hinata passed by him and smiled. "We're so lucky Professor Shizune felt bad for us." She said bashfully.
Dakku nodded and returned a small smile. She gave him credit for making a good bomb on his first try. Dakku laughed and thanked her and they walked into the lunch room. Dakku looked for the table Sasuke had told him about. "5th Table. 3rd Row." He kept his eyes peeled and couldn't see him. "Hey, if you're having trouble finding me, it's because I'm behind you." Dakku felt a chill go up his spine and turned around slowly. Sasuke had his hands in his pocket looking at him. He's taller then me. By like an inch.
Sasuke and Dakku made their way to the table. They sat and were soon joined by Naruto and Ino. Then a kid with long black hair tied at the bottom sat down. "Guys. This is Dakku. He's agreed to buy pizza for us." Sasuke said indifferently. Oh that is bullshit! Dakku feigned a smile and nodded. Inside he wanted to kill him. They smiled and bowed respectfully at him. "I'm Neji. This is Naruto and Ino." The long haired boy spoke somewhat indifferent. The two nodded at Dakku.
"Here. You can use my phone to call for the pizza." Sasuke handed him a cell phone and Dakku nodded. "How do we get the pizza once it gets here?" Dakku asked confused. "When they call go pick it up at the front." Ino said snickering. Dakku nodded. Keep laughing bitch. He called a pizza shop and ordered a pepperoni pizza. The wait time: 30 minutes. Time remaining: 75 minutes. Dakku looked at the clock as they talked amongst themselves. Naruto looked at him and smiled. "You okay?"
Dakku nodded and went back to the clock. 20 minutes have passed. This pizza better be free if it's past 30 mins! Naruto looked at the clock and wondered what was so important about it. "Hey, the clock is always there. It's not like if you're eyes moved away it would leave." Sasuke said jokingly. Dakku looked at him and smiled fakely. As he did that the clock fell off the wall and Dakku shook his head. Damn luck. They all looked at him amazed and he laughed nervously. Another 10 minutes passed and Sasuke's phone went off and Dakku walked to the front of the school.
He came back 5 minutes later and put the box on the table. Thank god it was free. That geeky kid from yesterday delivered it. They ate from their pizza and laughed. Naruto kicked Dakku who glared at him. "Talk!" He said playfully. Dakku shook in anger and said. "I like... ummm... oh look at the time!" The all looked at him dumbfounded. He had no watch and the clock on the wall was broken. Dakku slammed his head on the table. Naruto laughed and everyone joined.
As the bell rang and they walked out Naruto, Sasuke and Dakku went off to their next class together. "Hey. You're cool. Just talk more." Sasuke said in a tone which made Dakku question whether or not he meant it. Naruto whispered in Dakku's ears. "He means it. He's just a bit cold." Dakku nodded as they walked into the gym and proceeded to the locker rooms to get ready for yet another game of Dodge ball with Jiraiya who was still covering.
Later that Night - Bedroom
Seriously dude, Today sucked ass. Really it did. But I did manage to make a friend or two. I mean look! Numbers and Names! Hinata, Naruto, and Sasuke. Wait a minute. Didn't Temari warn me about Naruto. (Temari: I said avoid him you dick and you did the opposite!) Heh. Anyways, at least I got Tenari's guidance to help me out. Nasake's popular which gives me a jump start since I'm his little brother.
Sigh. I wonder what I'm gonna do next. (Kurenai: Get a fucking job! You're old enough to get one. I am not supplying you anymore!) Thats soooo not fair! I mean what if an emergency comes up!? What if I need money to go out!? What if I finally meet somebody worth spending your money on!? (Kurenai: It's only your second day! Plus you and someone else? Hah! I have a better shot at meeting someone like that before you do. As for emergencies, if your ass ain't in bed before 10, I'll be sending you to the emergency room.)
What a bitch! (Kurenai: What you said Dakku!?) I love you mommy! Good night. I better turn off this light before she wrings my neck. (Light goes off in his room)
DF: I feel bad.
Naruto: Why?
DF: I don't know.
Naruto: Then why feel bad. gets punched in the face
DF: I have a reason now.
