The fourth episode in the not-so-epic epic of a boy whose life is turned into a soap opera!
This trying to update every 5 days stuff is hard... seriously. Anyways, Dak is up to no good this time as he sets fo to find out next relationship paring of SasuxNaru. And yea... he's a bit creepy and stalkerific! Here's to being the odd ball!
I do not own Naruto... or any of the names and characters except Dakku/Nasake. And the really bad movie pun you're no doubt going to read.
Naruto: Wolf High Chronicles
Episode 4: Emos, Blonds and Spies.
A rather odd 3 weeks have passed since I started going to school. So much has happened since then: I made friends with Temari; I met most of the kids in school; Been to the Infirmary; Managed to make more friends in the form of Naruto, Hinata, Neji and Shikamaru. Kiba no longer seems to want to kill me, which makes me relaxed, seriously. And since last week, we've been doing great as a team in Chem. class. So no worries there.
Sigh. However, my stupid mouth got me in trouble. Professor Gai was finally revealed to the class and he was so outrageous I could help but laugh and spread jokes. I mean come on! The way he acts is so stupid. He's a fake super hero. The way he stands in this odd disco pose and always giving thumbs up. Hehe. Oh my god. I'm laughing again. I better shut up before the Librarian keeps me in detention longer.
Hmm. What was that noise. Sounds like kissing. And giggling. And... Naruto! Wait. Dakku. Stop. Didn't we learn our lesson 2 weeks ago with Neji? Guess not since I'm already standing hiding behind a shelf to find out what's going on. God. Why do I act before I think? It think it's Temari's influence. (Temari: Not my fault you like being a nosy bastard!)
Dakku edged over to the end of the bookshelf. He followed the noise. He peeked around the corner rapidly but saw nothing. He grumbled at himself for being stupid and then heard Naruto laughing softly. "Stop it." Dakku's eyes widened as he heard this. "What the hell is he doing!? And with whom!? And why is everyone hiding and shit!?" Dakku thought to himself. He once more peeked around the shelf and looked he stood for a few and managed to catch a glimpse of orange.
"Confirmed. Naruto is there. But with who?" Dakku went to peek again and he felt a tap on his shoulder. He jumped and fell down knocking down a few books. "AAAA! WHAT!?" He said looking up. Kiba was standing there looking at him. Dakku's shock faded into a quick flash of red. "What are you doing?" Kiba asked walking behind the shelf and saw nothing. Dakku looked after him and Naruto was gone. "Fuck!" Kiba looked back at him and shrugged.
"The Librarian told me you had the cart with the return books and that it had the book 'Basic Tricks For You And Your Dog'. But seeing as you don't have your cart, can I ask where I can find it?" Dakku rolled his eyes and walked back to the seating area where the cart was in the middle. He looked at the cart and pulled out a bright yellow book with a dog and a guy on it. "Here. And next time, don't sneak up on people." Kiba nodded and walked off.
Dakku looked at the clock hoping 4pm would roll on quicker. It was 3:37 and once he was out he was done for the weekend. He had been planning on going to the movies with Neji, Shika and Kankurou. They were gonna see "Lord of the Sea: The Two Kages." He had been anticipating this movie since seeing the commercial with Nasake at home. After he placed the final book back, the Librarian came to him and dismissed him.
Dakku ran to the parking lot where Neji, Shika and Kankurou were waiting for him. "You ready to go? You sure you can get us tickets for that movie?" Shika said carelessly. Dakku nodded and they got into Neji's Toyota 4Runner. Dakku sat in the back with Kankurou and Shika shot gunning. They drove off anticipated talking about whether or not the Sand Nation will fall to the Water Nation.
When they arrived, Kabuto waved at Dakku. Dakku waved back and ran up to the box office. "Hey. Got those tickets I asked you to hold for me?" Kabuto slid him 4 tickets and Dakku thanked him and went in with the 3 boys. They kept their conversation loud wondering if Azelia would tell Genzo she loved him before he died. Most everyone was annoyed at how loud they were. Dakku smiled as he looked over by a payphone and saw Naruto standing there talking.
"Well, are you still coming? Okay. I'm here waiting for you then. 15 minutes? Great. Hey, I'll see you when you get here okay? Love ya. Bye." Naruto hung up as Dakku approached him. "Hey Naruto, what'cha doing here by your lonesome?" Naruto looked at him and smiled. "Uh. Nothing. I'm just hanging by a payphone." Dakku rolled his eyes. "Who were ya talking to then?" Naruto's face blushed. "My... uh... my... mom!" Dakku seriously doubted this.
Dakku nodded and walked off back towards theater 8 with the guys as they took their seats for the movie. They laughed, awwwed and ooooed as the trailers for new movies came one. As soon as the movie started they were mesmerized by it. After about 2 and 1/2 hours, they came back out stunned and amazed. "Best." Dakku said first. "Movie." Neji followed. "Ever!" Kankurou and Shika finished. As they walked out towards the exit, Dakku took note of Sasuke standing near the bathroom.
Dakku walked of from the group. "Hey Sasuke!" Sasuke looked at him and his eyes opened wide. "D-Da-Dakku!" Dakku smiled and bowed politely. "How's it going, Sasuke?" Dakku said sweetly to break down his cool exterior. Sasuke began sweating profusely. "Uh. Uh. Nothing." Dakku laughed as Sasuke began getting impatient. "I've gotta go now, see ya in school, Dakku." Sasuke ran out the theater fast.
As he did and Dakku looked at him Naruto came out of the bathroom. He looked at Dakku and yelled in shock. "DAKKU!" Dakku looked at him and nodded. "Why are you here? And where's your mom? I would love to meet her!" Naruto looked at him surprised he remembered that. "Uh.. my mom... is... in... the... uh... bathroom?" Dakku gave him a skeptical look and Kankurou yelled at him. "Dakku! Let's go! Neji's getting pissed that you're taking so long!" Dakku nodded and left. "Bye, Naruto." Dakku said with a cheesy smile.
Home- Saturday
Ok. Yesterday was odd. Naruto was acting all weird. Then Mr. Emo Extreme was blushing. Not only that, they both lied to my face. Ooo! A cookie! I mean who do they think they're kidding. They were both their doing something. God, this cookie is good. Where did it come from? Anyways. I mean, Naruto had a conversation on the phone with someone. I couldn't hear it to well because of the damn noise. But I'm pretty sure he said I love you at the end.
Gah! Dry cookie throat! Need Milk. Ahhh! Thats the good stuff. Anyways. Sasuke was sweating bullets when I asked him why he was there. Oh my fucking god! Theses cookies are awesome. (Nasake: Stop Eating those! They have laxatives in them! Mom was making them for Asuma whose been having problems!) Oh god. Oh god…… Oh My GOD! Why me!? Run! Run! Stomach... not... gonna make it! AHHHHHHHH! Safe.
Seriously now, why were they... oh god (kerplunk)... hiding? Was it because they... (kerplunk)… ugh... were trying to protect something? Wait a minute! I got it! Nasake! I need tissue! (Nasake: Take a shower! We ain't got none!) Just my fucking luck. OH! That's a big one. Anywho, I got it! Wait a minute. Oh my god. Are they!? Naw. It can't be! Oh lord... help me... that was bad. It has to be. Why won't it stop!? Naruto and Sasuke... this is huge. Oh! So was that!
Tuesday: Back From the 3 day Weekend
The 3 day weekend and the cookie Incident was now behind Dakku. He noticed that Naruto avoided his IMs all weekend despite Dakku's messages every 2 hours. Dakku went up to Naruto's locker on the second after 1st period let out and saw him there. "Hey, you." Dakku said laughing. Naruto looked at him and looked away. "I... I don't wanna talk right now." Dakku cornered him. "What was the deal on Friday? Why were you really there?"
Naruto blushed and tried pushin Dakku out of the way. This, however did not work, considering Dakku was 2 inches taller then him and much more balanced. Naruto tried to duck under him only to be met by Dakku's arm pulling him back. "Come on. You're hiding something!? AREN'T YOU!?" Naruto's face turned beet red and he looked away. He saw Sasuke coming up the stairs. His eyes opened up and he pushed Dakku out of the way roughly. Dakku turned as he saw him run down the stairs past Sasuke looking on.
"Oh yea. It's something huge." Dakku said looking at Hinata. "Like what?" she asked blushing at the mention of Naruto's name. Dakku shrugged as Shizune gave her lecture. Kiba rolled his eyes as he looked at them gossiping. It seemed that Dakku and Kiba switched seats with Dakku now in the middle of the three. Hinata tapped her fingers together. "Maybe, he... has a crush?" Dakku leaned back a bit and shrugged again. Dakku looked down at Sasuke in the front row.
Dakku smiled and formulated a plot. This is the greatest plot known to man. It's so good that my head would explode if I even began to explain it. He snickered and laughed evilly. Kiba and Hinata looked at him edging off to the side a bit. Not only that, everyone was looking at him like he was crazy. He sank down in his chair and apologized as Shizune yelled at him for disrupting. The bell rang and Dakku ran after Sasuke and walked along side him.
"Hey, Sasuke. We've been friends for a month now. I was wondering if you'd like to hang out after school. Oh! We can invite some people. Like Naruto!" Sasuke's eyes lit up with fear. "Na-Na-Naruto?" Sasuke looked at Dakku who had an evil smile on his face. "Sure. Me, You, and him, Going to the park to play Frisbee. How about it, Sasuke?" Sasuke's face turned red as he looked at Dakku. He didn't pay mind to the stairs and proceeded to fall all the way down them.
Dakku looked on in horror and he ran down the stairs. "Are you okay?" Sasuke gave a weak thumbs up and his arm fell to the ground. Dakku looked on with wide eyes and walked away rapidly. "He's okay. If not... I'm soooo dead." He ran into the lunch room and took his seat at Nasake's table with Nasake and Kankurou looking at him confused. "JUST EAT YOUR FOOD AND DON'T ASK ME ANYTHING!" Dakku was loud enough that everyone heard and obeyed.
Sluething After School -
After Health with Anko, who Dakku had come to fear after she cut herself and laughed at how much it tickled, he followed Sasuke around secretly. He peeked behind one of the trees in the parking lot and watched as he got in his car. He turned it on and stood there. "Why is he waiting?" Dakku asked himself. Then he felt something poke his shoulder. He jumped forward and bashed his shoulder into the tree.
"FUCKING BITCH! THAT HURT LIKE FUCK!" Dakku said rubbing his arm. He turned around and saw Kiba looking at him. Once more Dakku's face turned pale. "Kibb... a." Kiba looked at him and shook his head. "What are you doing now?" Kiba's voice was hiding frustration. "Why do you care?" Dakku's words slipped out before he had a chance to think. Kiba's face turned red. "Because, you're like stalking people, and that... that's... that's not cool!" Kiba said looking down at him.
"I AM SOOOOO NOT FOLLOWING PEOPLE!" Dakku said as Kiba gave him a look. "Okay. There was Neji 3 week ago. Naruto last week. And now Sasuke. IF you ask me... I think you have a thing for boys." Dakku's eyes narrowed with anger. "Shut up." Kiba laughed at him and Dakku turned around and saw that Sasuke's car was gone. "OH COME ON!" He said punching the tree and hurting his hand. Kiba looked at him and shook his head while rolling his eyes and left.
Wendsday To Thursday Info Scooping-
Well, for the past two days all I got was constant interruptions. Sasuke managed to deflect my questions and everytime Naruto signed on AIM he disappeared. So I secretly went invisible and boom! He came back on. That son of a bitch has been hiding from me. I'm going crazy. I wanna know what those two are hiding. (Nasake: You really are dumb for someone who watched TV alot.) Huh? What do you mean?
(Nasake: It's pretty obvious. They respond the same way when you mention the other's name. In my book, that's called "like". And since your stupid ass has been looking around for a whole week doing nothing, I'll give it away for you. Naruto... Likes... Sasuke... and vice versa.) Are you serious? GAH! How'd I missed that!? Holy shit! That's huge. Nasake! You're a genius. Dude! Seriously I owe you one. Now, if I could only make up all the work I missed because of spying... (Nasake: I'm not helping you.) Jerk.
So it all makes sense now. I see. I see. Naruto and Sasuke like each other. Why does that bother me so much? Gah! Where's that notebook with Hinata's notes. OOO a cookie. Wait! Remember last weekend. I have to tell Temari. And Hinata. Wait, not Hinata. She might go into a depression. She seems to like Naruto a lot. Well, more then a lot. Who cares! I got my scoop. (Nasake: You mean my scoop.)
Friday Lunch Room Gossip
"What do you mean you already knew!?" Dakku looked at Temari stunned. "I mean look at them. They're like made for each other. Emo Sasuke, Hyper Naruto. It's like a match made heaven. Or hell. Depending on whom you are." Dakku looked at her and fell over out his seat and twitched his leg. "I spent... a week... following them around... only to... have the info... already known?" Temari looked at him and burst out laughing.
"Well, at least you got what you were looking for." She giggled and helped him up. "So why were the so secretive about it?" Temari shrugged and Kankurou looked at them. "They pretty much don't tell anyone. We all just figured it out. Plus, you're the new kid. If they thought you were biased, they would have avoided the truth." Dakku looked at him and growled. "Thank you Dr. Phil." Temari laughed.
Dakku looked at Naruto and Sasuke who were eating at their table with Neji and Ino. He noticed they were giving each other quick glances and he smiled. "They really do seem made for each other." He thought to himself. He looked at Temari who looked at him smiling. "You okay there, Dakky? You jealous!?" Dakku blushed and shook his head. "I would never!" Kankurou, Nasake, Temari, and Dakku all laughed at each other.
The bell rang and Dakku got up with the others and made their way out. Dakku kept his eyes on the secret couple laughed. "I can't believe I didn't catch on to that." Nasake smacked the back of his head. "Of course you didn't. TV doesn't give you gaydar you dick!" Dakku grunted and thought a moment. "Wait a minute! You're gay Nasake!? I mean, you do have gaydar right?" Nasake's face went pale then to murderous. "DAKKU! YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU!" Dakku ran to the front door and out the door laughing.
Friday Night At Work -
Paycheck! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 523 Bucks! WOOOOOOO. Wait a minute. Social Tax! 50 bucks off! What the hell! Thats sooo not cool. I said I was a student! They should not charge me taxes! Gah. Oh a customer. Be nice. Be nice. Be nice. Gah! They walked away from me. Damn mad face and stupid paycheck. Still. I got paid. I got paid! Hehe. Hey. Wait a minute. Awww man not him again.
(Kiba: You work here?) No I spend all of my freetime here you idiot. (Kiba: Well then since you work here and I'm your lab partner, how about you give me a free ticket?) How about you pay $7.50 and you can get a ticket for free.(Kiba: Then it's not free you dickhead!) Who the hell are you calling a dickhead!? (Kiba: You, you dickhead!) OH HELL NO! Let me go, Kabuto! I'll kill him. I'll kill him! I swear to go I'll kill him.
Hmph. I woulda had him. I would have. I think. Why am I smiling? Why do I want him to come back and fight with me? Heh. It's like I enjoyed fighting him. Gah! My mind sidetracked. Where was I? Oh yea. I wonder what I'm gonna do today. Oh look it's Naruto and Sasuke. Haha, they saw me and ran. I ALREADY KNOW DUMMIES! I think I'm enjoying my stay at Fire Wolf High. (Kabuto: Good, because you owe me 4 hours for bailing on me.) NOOOOOOOOO!
DF: I think Dak has that thing where you curse all the time.
Dak: Why do you say that?
DF: Oh... you're here...
Dak: (curses crudely and repeatedly)
DF: Point proven.