You Didn't Have To Do That!
(In the cab)
Cabbie: Where ya headed?
Shake: To the grocery store.
Cabbie: All right.
(While driving)
Shake: (whispering) Hey Meatwad.
Meatwad: What?
Shake: (whispering) When I say "bigwig" I want you to take out the bat.
Meatwad: Okay.
Cabbie: Were ats the parking lot that'll be $4.
Shake: Fine (whispering)...bigwig.
(Meatwad hands Shake the bat and Shake strikes the cabbie with it)
Shake: YES...got out of another bigass payment.
Meatwad: Hey wait a minute...that boy had a gun!
(Shake pick up gun)
Shake: Hmmm...a silencer eh...there aren't that many people around.
(Shake shoots the cabbie)
Meatwad: YOU DID'NT HAVE TO DO THAT!
Shake: Why?
(Shake shoots cabbie again)
Meatwad: What was the point in that?
Shake: Enjoyment.
(Shake checks the bullets in the gun)
Shake: Only 8 bullets left(looks at cabbie)...hey he got Rolex!
(Shake takes Rolex)
Shake: It's 2:52 we gotta hurry!
(Cuts to Shake & meatwad in the store)
Meatwad: How we gonna pay for this stuff?
Shake: I took the cabbie's money so we should have enough money.
(Cuts to Shake & Meatwad at the counter)
Clerk: That'll be $43.12.
Shake: WHAT... (Silently) that cabbie had only $5!
Meatwad: How much we got?
Shake: $5.
Meatwad: What we gon do?
Shake: I'm thinking...I need that 5 grand!
Meatwad: What'd you come up with?
Shake: Meatwad...I about to put us in some serious BS.
(Shake pulls out gun)
Shake: All right everybody this is a stickup dammit!
Meatwad: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
(Police cars show up outside)
Policeman: What are your demands?
Shake: Crap...Meatwad what are my demands?
Meatwad: I'm sorry Shake but this is an adult situation and Frylock told me to not get in these situations.
Shake: Dammit! That means I'm gonna have to go to plan B.
Meatwad: What's plan B?
Shake: Watch and learn...Okay my first demand is to send one of the hostages out and get my car to come up to store then you can keep that hostage.
Policeman: Fine.
Shake: Meatwad go to the cab and ram it into the store for a quick getaway.
Meatwad: You didn't even think the rest out did you?
Shake: Nope now go on!
(Cuts to Meatwad at the cab)
Meatwad: Shake really needs to get rid off this body.
(in the cab)
Meatwad: I'm gonna prove to everyone that I can drive!
(Meatwad starts the cab)
Meatwad: Alright! Now to put the body on the step.
(The car drives madly to the store and hits all policeman in it's path and rams it trough the store glass)
Meatwad: Hotdamn...I knew I could drive!
Shake: Great now get in the back seat so I can drive us outta here...It's 3:12 forget about all them street lights!
(At the New Jersey city cook-off)
Frylock: Something not right I've been calling the house phone ever since I got here what are they doing?
Carl: Hey don't sweat it...we gotta keep the mind focused on the cook-off and that big money!
Frylock: Your right Carl...shoo if I told Shake about the money he'd waste it on something stupid.
Carl: Yeah we need this money to invest in stocks so we can be rich!
Frylock: I'm all for that!