Okay... Okay... I got the message... a simple christmas gift kick starts everything here...

And everyone's favorite Sand Family got cut... so what do they do when DarkFire gives them no roles? They do absolutely nothing but make fun of the story itself.

A bit of semester two is revealed and Gaara sure does know how to negotiate...

Will Dakku and Kiba finally fall for each other?

Will Sasuke and Naruto get back together?

Is Gaara really that angery?

Disclaimer: I don't own the Naruto series... as always... if I did... Naruto would have blue hair... since blue hair is the new sexy this week...

Wolf High: XMas Break!

Episode 12: Christmas Special!

Kiba:

Sweet! Finally an open monologue! Cool... ummm what do I talk about though? What do you mean it's not my turn to say anything? So it's not my opening monologue? Then whose is it? Santa!? Who the fuck!? Seriously!? I didn't know this. The why would you waste my time? Really? I'm the main center of this episode? I'm good then. Wait! What will you do to me? You already took a lot from me in the last few episodes! Huh? Oh okay. I'll let "Santa" talk then.

Santa:

They get ruder every year. Okay, Christmas is here and it's time to give the good boys and girls of Yondaime City a gift. As it is tradition, miracles will happen. I'm not God, stop asking me to make you a more popular character Sakura. This time around, we'll mix things up to set us up for Semester 2! Hohoho... ok that was annoying. Sorry. (Narrator: You're killing time, Kringle! Hurry this shit up! It's a Xmas Special. Not stare at some fat guy in a red suit.) I see whose gonna get coal this christmas. (Narrator: Bite me.)

Secret Santa For Dakku

Dakku sat on his bed looking out the window as the snow felt softly. "White Christmas' are cliched." Dakku sighed and walked to closet and pulled out a red shirt and green shorts. He put them on and walked downstairs. As he approached the living room he smiled at his mother rushing to get the camera working. He sat down on the sofa and laughed as she fumbled the camera several times. "Mom calm down. It's not like we're overly excited about it." Dakku said giggling. Kurenai shot him a vicious look.

"How about getting the damn cookies from the kitchen!?" She said as her glare intensified. Dakku shot up and ran to avoid the glare. He made it the kitchen where Nasake was pouring egg-nog. "Hey buddy! What's up?" Dakkus paid him no mind as he grabbed the tray of cookies on the counter. Nasake watched him as he took the tray to the living room. Dakku place the tray softly on the coffee table in the living room and stared at the 8 foot tree set up in the corner. He walked over to hit and reached for one of the ornaments.

A sharp slap landed on his hand and he pulled back. "OWWW! THAT HURT!" He yelled as he shook his hand in pain. Kurenai stood behind him and gave him the same glare before. "Damn! Isn't suppose to be Christmas!? It doesn't feel like it so far." He said as he was slapped in the back of head by her. "Ok! Ok! I got it!" He walked back to the couch and sat down mad. Nasake came in with a tray of egg-nog and place it beside the cookies. He looked at Dakku and laughed. "Isn't that cute, you're like a 5 year old. All mad and huffy." Nasake said as he walked back to the kitchen.

Dakku grew angry. "When the hell can we... OWWW! I was only asking when do we get our gifts. It's like 10:30 already." Dakku rubbed his head as Kurenai smacked him for getting testy. "When my friends from college get here, we may all open our gifts." She said as the front doorbell rang. Dakku raised an eyebrow and walked to the door. HE opened it and looked around. "Oh. Really fucking mature. Huh? What's this?" Dakku said as he looked at a small gift on the floor. "To: Dakku?" He said as he read the tag.

He walked in with the gift and examined it as he sat back down on the sofa. Kurenai looked at him a bit confused. "What's that hunny? Looks like a... gift for you!?" Kurenai said shocked. Dakku shrugged. "I don't know who it's from. The tag doesn't say." Dakku said as he examined it more. "Well... OPEN IT!" Kurenai said smiling at him. Nasake walked in and sighed. "Mom, Iruka and Kakashi said they'll be here soon." Nasake said as he glanced at the gift in Dakku's hands. "Whose it from?" He said as Dakku shrugged.

The Apology

Naruto stood there with Konohamaru as he jumped up and down impatiently. "Well, we got like a few minutes before we leave. You guys wanna open your gifts before we to The Yuhi home?" Iruka said smiling at them. Naruto and Konohamaru jumped at the small pile of gifts. Naruto looked around for his gifts and he grabbed the largest box and stared at it. "It says my name. But no name." Naruto thought to himself. He shrugged it off and opened the box. HE pulled out a large black plushy cat.

He looked at it a bit lost. "A... teddy bear?" Naruto said out loud. "Technically it's a cat. Not a bear." Konohamaru cut in. Naruto slapped him in the back of the head. "I know that!" He said sharply as Iruka laughed. "Calm down. Look Naruto, there's a card attached to the cat's paw." Iruka said as he pointed to the card. Naruto looked at it and looked at the writing. "Open" was the solitary word on the card's envelope. He grabbed it and and examined it. He opened it slowly and pulled out the card and sighed.

"Hey, Naruto.

I wanted to send you something for Christmas.

I didn't know what to send though.

But I sent you this.

Since you always said I was your little black cat.

Which I never got by the way.

Anyways...

I wanna say I'm sorry.

I miss you so much.

Give me a second chance please?

- Sasuke

Naruto felt his hear get heavy as he got up and walked ot his room leaving behind the card and the plushie. Iruka looked at him and sighed. He followed after him and opened his room door. "Naruto." Naruto laid on his bed and looked out the window. Iruka sat by his bed and sighed. "You know, you don't have to feel like shit. You can be the better man and forget about it. Move on you know?" Iruka said as Naruto brought his eyes back to him. "It hurts. He lied to me and now he wants a second chance." Naruto said as he gripped his pillow.

Iruka sighed and heard a car honk. "That's us, Naruto. You can stay if you want or you can come. It's up to you." Iruka gently played with Naruto's hair before getting up to leave. "I'll... I'll stay. I'm sorry dad." Naruto said as he looked back out the window. Iruka nodded as he called for Konohamaru and walked out. Naruto heard a car door close and drive off. He sighed an thought back to what happened almost a month ago. He sighed and walked over to his desk. He opened the drawer and pulled out a cordless phone.

A Little More Then Friends?

Gaara looked at Temari and Kankurou as they looked at tree before them. "This is stupid. I hate Christmas." Gaara said as he retreated to his room. "YOU KNOW, THERE IS A GIFT HERE FOR YOU!" Kankurou yelled as he heard a door slam. "I think he's mad." Temari thought. Narrator: No shit... he's only been in like 3 episodes.) She shrugged it off and picked up a small box and opened it. "Oh... how nice. A bow? For my hair!? You guys suck." Temari said as she threw the bow off to the side. Narrator: It's because you're a bitch!!)Kankurou laughed at her. "Well, if you didn't act like a guy all the time, we might try to find something more suitable for you." Temari smacked him for the comment. "I am very lady-like!" She said as she handed him a big box.

"This one's from Nasake apparently." He rubbed his cheek where she smacked him. "You really need a man. Seriously." Kankurou said as he opened the box. Temari growled at him. "I don't need a man to make me happy!" She said as Gaara came back down the stairs. "Please, no singing. That was episode 9's premise and all I got was one line. AND THAT EPISODE SUCKED!" Gaara said as he went back upstairs. They both looked on confused at what he meant. They both shrugged and Kankurou pulled out a brand new puppet. "SWEET! A NEW PUPPET!" He said as he examined it carefully for any weaknesses. Temari's face went blank. "He sent you a puppet. It looks expensive." She said as he smiled. "Oh yea, it's a new model. Sturdy as hell and very agile. And look... it got swords!" Kankurou said as he gleefully played with his new gift.

"Seriously, how old are you? And for that matter are you sure that you and Nasake aren't involved? I mean it seems like a possible subplot that was never explored." She said sternly.He looked at her and rolled his eyes. "Kinda like you and Shikamaru, right?" Temari grabbed him by the neck. "Hopefully I get a serious plot next semester! As for you... explain the situation with Nasake." Kankurou struggled to break free from her grip. Gaara reappeared from the stairs and sighed. "If you remember back to Episode 5, you can clearly tell that Nasake and Kankurou are not romantically involved in this plot. And I don't really see how that would work. Remember when Dakku said that Nasake was going away for the weekend to get lucky?"Both Temari and Kankurou nodded.

Gaara continued. "Well, that weekend Kiba and Kankurou were together. So if that subplot never happened then you would assume that Kankurou and Nasake liked each other. But it didn't work that way. So Kankurou logically is not involved with Nasake. Plus Nasake has something going on with Anko." Temari and Kankurou looked at him stunned. "Are you serious!?" They both asked. Gaara nodded and gave them a stern look. "Do I ever joke around?. The Narrators plan to explain that in the next episode. Stay tuned for it!" Gaara gave a thumbs up and walked away. The two older siblings looked on stunned.

Dakku's Secret Santa Part 2

He opened the gift slowly and looked at it and tilted his head. "It's... a... dog collar? Am I getting a PUPPY!?" Dakku said as his eyes lit up. Kurenai looked at him confused and shook her head. "You do know none of us gave you that right?" Nasake said looking on stunned. "Oh... that's right. Then who the hell sends someone a damn dog-collar with no puppy!?" Dakku said as he slammed the collar on the coffee table. Kurenai shrugged and walked off to the kitchen. Nasake laughed at Dakku. "I'd say someone wants you to go home with them." Nasake laughed louder and walked off.

Dakku sat there looking at the collar. "Sucky ass gift. I hope it's not some joke from dad." He said as he rested his head on his hands. "I doubt Mizuki is that much of a jerk, Dakku." Kurenai said as she walked in with a tray of finger sandwiches. "And if he was, then... he's your father." She joked as Dakku grabbed the collar and went back upstairs. "We have company coming soon!" She yelled at him. The front door rang and she went to open it. She opened it and Kakashi and Iruka were standing there smiling.

Dakku locked the room door behind him and laid out on the bed. He looked at the collar and grumbled. Who would send this to me. This is insulting. Really insulting. Seriously. I bet it was Nasake who did this to make me feel stupid. Secret gift my ass. It's nothing more then a joke. Someone wants me to go home with them. Haha. Bastard. Sigh. Still... if he didn't do it... who did? And why this? Why not something more... useful. It's not like i'm getting a dog right? Unless... it's a clue... and someone really does want me to go home with them.

Dakku sat up and held the collar in his hand. "I guess someone really put thought into making me think this one out." He slid off the bed and walked to his computer. He turned on the monitor and logged into his AIM account. "Good. Hinata, Shika and Neji are online. Maybe they can help me." Dakku began typing to each one. "Attention... all... friends... I... need... your... help... badly... Must... track... down... a... secret... santa... clue... gift... dog... collar." He said as he typed out each word. He waited for a response. His computer bleeped.

GentleProdigy: SOL there Dak... I don't know who it could be...

DarkOne: Thanks for your input Neji.

Dakku grumbled some what and then his computer bleeped again.

LazyCloudWatcher17: Nope... beats me... your gift is troublesome...

DarkOne: Oh... ok... thanks Shikamaru.

He sighed. "Only on more person. Hinata might know. She's good at getting info. I think." The computer bleeped once more.

HopelesslYdevoteD: I... might know...
DarkOne: Mind sharing?
HopelesslYdevoteD: Uh... sorry... I can't... i have to...
DarkOne: Hinata! Don't pull a fast one on me!

HopelesslYdevoteD: I'm sorry... I promised I wouldn't tell...

DarkOne: But I'm your friend... (crying smiley)

HopelesslYdevoteD: I...

DarkOne: Pwease!?

HopelesslYdevoteD: 1010 Westminster Ave. That's all I can say.

DarkOne: Thank YOU! You're the best. Remind me to buy you something.

The Apology part 2

Naruto waited as the phone rang. He clinched his chest hard and tried to regain his breath. "Hello?" The other line finally picked up. Naruto stood there frozen and didn't speak. "Hello!?" The voice yelled out. Naruto hung up and put the phone down. He began to cry and fell to his knees. "Why? Why is it so hard?" Naruto said as he looked at the floor and saw the tears hit it. He gripped his fists and punched the floor. As he did the phone rang and he looked it. "Huh?" He grabbed it and looked at it.

"It's... did he 69 this number?" Naruto said as he let the phone ring until the answering machine picked up. "Uh, I'm just calling this number back because someone called me from it." The voice stopped and Naruto sighed. "Good." He stood up and walked back to his bed and laid on it. The phone rang again and he looked at it. The machine picked up and Iruka's voice played. "Hey, Naruto. Calling to check up on you. IF you're feeling okay come on over to 1777 Genjutsu Lane. We're gonna be here a while" The machine stopped recording and Naruto sighed.

"I know that house. It's... I don't want to go there. It still hurts too much to think about." Naruto said as he looked out the window. He watched as the snow fell and he began thinking to himself. It's pure and beautiful. I always thought love would be like that. Until he did what he did. I can't believe he did it too. Does he really know how much it hurts for him to do what he did? Has he paid enough for it? Did I pay enough for it? I can't believe I did what I did. I'm hurting... and I made someone fall into my hurt. And they pushed me away.

He stood up and walked over to the phone and held it close. "No matter what... don't give up." Naruto said as he gained his confidence. He dialed a number and waited for an answer. "Hello?" The voice on the other line spoke. Naruto swallowed his pride and nodded. "Hi. Is... Sasuke home?" He said softly. "Oh. Naruto. It's me Itachi. Sure, he's home. Wanna talk to him?" Itachi said in a rather stunned tone. "Yeah... It's important. I need to... talk to him." Naruto said as he collected his thoughts.

Itachi gave a "Mhm" response and Naruto waited for him to retrieve Sasuke. "What should I say?" He thought out loud. "Saying 'Hi Sasuke' would be nice." Sasuke's voice was on the line. Naruto's eyes shot open as he heard his voice. He had mixed emotions at that moment. He hated Sasuke but at the same time he felt old feelings resurface. "Merry Christmas, Sasuke." Naruto said softly. "Merry Christmas, Naruto. Did you get my gift?" Sasuke replied instantly. Naruto sighed and closed his eyes. This was harder then he thought.

Sitting Around Doing Nothing

Temari, Kankurou and Gaara each sat at the table as their guardian Baki looked at them. "You know... technically, I'm not suppose to be here in this episode. I'm only here to make it seem someone watches after you." Baki left the room and Gaara shrugged. "More screen time for us. Plus... if he wanted to do all of that... he should have appeared in episode 5." Kankurou shot Gaara a look and sighed. Temari scratched her hear and then slammed her fist on the table. "What ever happened to Rock Lee!?"

Gaara gave her a indifferent look. "I don't know what happened to him. He only appeared in 2 episodes and was never heard of again. However he was made reference to a few times." Kankurou looked at him. "How do you know these things? Are you really that mad that you're not in too many episodes?" Gaara glared at Kankurou for his comment. "Whatever." Kankurou jumped back a bit. He rubbed his chin and pondered. "Rock Lee is a pimp." Kankurou said to which Gaara and Temari looked on stunned. "You do know this is a Christmas episode right?" Temari said smacking him.

"Anyways, how does Rock Lee being a pimp remotely relate to anything?" Gaara said coldly. Kankurou disappeared a moment and returned with a radio. "Have you heard his theme song?" Kankurou said inserting a CD into the radio. "He has a theme song? What is it?" Temari asked lost. Kankurou pressed play and the song "Kung Fu Fighting" by Fatboy Slim began to play. He danced to the song and Temari looked on shocked. "Please. Never. Do. That. Again." Gaara said as he turned off the radio.

Temari wiped the image from her memory. "I guess he really is a pimp with a song like that." Kankurou sat down sad that his fun was shortlived. He grabbed a ginger bread man and bit the head off. "My theme song is better." Gaara quipped. Temari looked at him confused. "You have a theme song and you haven't been in this story at all!? What is it?" She looked at him. "Its... Going Under." Gaara said softly. Temari laughed. "The Evanescence song?" She said cackling. Kankurou raised an eyebrow. "I thought Sasuke and somewhat Dakku were the only emos in this story?" Kankurou said eating his cookie.

Gaara grumbled. "If I was in more episodes, I would own this story. It would be called Sand High!" Temari gave him a look. "It seems to me theres a recurring theme of trying to make all the characters emo. DarkFire like emos, I think." Temari said. (Narrator: When the hell did I come in all of this!?) Temari looked up at the ceiling. "Well you're the one who write this crap! I mean we don't even have a legit plot in this special! We just talk randomly!" (Narrator: So? You serve your purpose by adding nothing what so ever.) Temari sighed.

Dakku's Secret Santa Part 3

Dakku cursed the fact he had to walk half a mile in the 19 degree weather with nothing but a sweater and a thin jacket and thin pants. By the time he made it to Westminster Avenue he was shivering horribly. "Fucking weather... It's not soo far now... 1002... 1004... 1006... I'm tooo cold." As he walked he felt his body give out. "Oh... great... too cold to move." As he tried to stand up, he felt a coat go over him and he looked up. Kiba and Akamaru were standing there looking at him. Kiba offered his hand and pulled him up when Dakku took it. "Any reason you seem intent on killing yourself?" Kiba said snickering.

Dakku was shivering but in his mind the response was the same as normal. What a dick! Kiba lifted him and carried him. "Come on, you need to go somewhere warm. I'll take you over to my house and you can rest until your warm again." Kiba said as he placed him over his back and gave him a piggy back ride. Dakku felt his face warm up and he rested his head on Kiba's shoulder. Kiba felt it and smiled to himself. As they walked Dakku took note of the home they were approaching. "10..10! Kiba... lives here!?" Dakku thought to himself.

Kiba approached the front door and kicked it open as to not disturb Dakku by shifting him. As they walked in, Kiba took him to the living room and set him down on the couch and went off. "I'll be right back. I'll get you a towel." Dakku nodded shivering still. Akamaru kept his eye on him. Dakku smiled nervously until the Akamaru licked his hand. Dakku smiled and Kiba came back into the room and gave him a towel. Dakku wiped off his face and hair and Kiba looked on smiling. Dakku finally caught him looking and blushed.

"So... why were you wondering around here? Aren't you a bit far from home?" Kiba said looking at Dakku. Dakku paused a moment. Oh yea... I came here to find out who sent me that collar... and Kiba found me outside almost passed out from freezing. "I... was looking for something." Dakku said as the shivering lessened. Kiba gave him a questionable look. "Find it?" He asked a bit confused. "Nope... instead of finding it... you found me... thanks I guess." Dakku said as Kiba looked at Akamaru.

"You should thank him. He was complaining about going for a walk." Kiba laughed as he petted Akamaru. Dakku smiled and looked at Akamaru. "Well... then... thank you Akamaru." Akamaru barked playfully and Dakku gave off a clueless smile. I'll take that as a "You're welcome." Dakku stood up and he dug in his pocket and pulled out the collar. Kiba glanced at him and his eyes shot opened and he blushed. "Nice... accessory." Kiba said as he looked down. Dakku nodded and laughed. "Yea... too bad I don't know where it came from. Would be nice to thank that person." Dakku said as Kiba looked at him.

The Apology Finale

Naruto sat across from Sasuke, who managed to get him to agree to hot chocolate in his house. Sasuke drank a bit from his cup and smiled at Naruto. Naruto returned the smile, though he knew he was only doing it for appearances. "Is your hot chocolate cold? If you want, I can warm it up for you." Sasuke said as he notice Naruto had not taken on sip since he had received the cup. "It's... perfect." Naruto said looking into the cup. "Like you, Naruto." Sasuke said as he looked at him. Naruto looked at him trying not to smile.

Sasuke saw this and grabbed his hands and rubbed them softly. Naruto pulled his hands back and stood up. "I... should go now." Naruto said as Sasuke sighed. "Naruto... I'm... sorry." Sasuke said softly avoiding Naruto's eyes that were now looking at him. "Sorry!? Is that all, Sasuke!? You're sorry? How long was that master plan of yours in the making?" Naruto said as he spazzed. Sasuke stood up punched the table. "Yes! I'm sorry. Because I hurt you and I fucked up badly. And it wasn't until you left that I realized how much you mean to me." Sasuke said as he walked up to him.

Naruto looked at him, wanting to punch him. "Why did you do it then!?" Naruto asked squarely. Sasuke looked at him eye to eye. "I wasn't thinking. It just... it happened." Sasuke watched as Naruto tuned around. Sasuke walked up to him and held him from behind. "There's nothing in this world that compares to you, Naruto. Sakura is nothing to me." Sasuke said as he turned Naruto around and looked into his eyes. Naruto looked down and remembered what he had done. "Just for today... let it go. It's Christmas." Naruto thought.

"Naruto." Sasuke whispered. Naruto looked at him and melted in his gaze. "Will you accept my apology?" Sasuke whispered again. Naruto felt his heart racing. "I do. But... we can't be together. I'm sorry." Naruto said as tears filled his eyes slowly. Sasuke's heart sank fast and he stood there frozen. "Why not?" He asked confused. Naruto caressed his face gently and nodded. "Because, you had your chance and messed up. And I don't know if I could trust you again." Naruto's tears began falling hard.

Sasuke leaned in and kissed him passionately. Naruto couldn't fight it. He accepted the kiss and let Sasuke's tongue into his mouth. As they kissed Sasuke held him closer and Naruto pulled back. "Goodbye, Sasuke." Naruto broke the hold and walked out the front door. Sasuke sat at the table and sighed a moment. "He still wants me." Sasuke thought to himself. Naruto started his van and hopped into the driver's side. As he started the car, he touched his lips and closed his eyes. I still want him.

Secret Santa Finale

Kiba looked as Dakku stood there with the collar in his hand. "Thank... the person? Is that what you were looking for?" Kiba said a bit flustered. Dakku rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "Yea... something like that." Dakku said as he looked down. Kiba stood up and looked at him. "Damn it. Hinata must have told him. What do I do? Does he know it's me? I guess he does because he keeps looking at me." Kiba thought to himself. "What... if... per say... I... knew who sent it?" Kiba asked coyly.

Dakku looked at him and laughed. "Then... per say... would you tell me?" Dakku said as Kiba walked up to him. "As soon as you give me my coat back." Kiba said with a plan on his mind. Dakku shook his head. "No... I still feel cold." Kiba looked up above Dakku and smiled. "I got something that might work." Dakku raised a brow and looked at him. Kiba pointed up above Dakku and Dakku looked up. "Is that mistle-" Before Dakku could finish Kiba was kissing him and wrapping them together with the big coat.

Kiba pulled off the kiss. "It mistletoe." Dakku blushed as Kiba held him. "So... you sent this to me?" Dakku said as he raised the collar up to eye level. Kiba smiled and kissed him again. "So? What are you gonna do about it?" Kiba said as he saw Dakku blushing more. "I... should... I... Christmas gift?" Kiba laughed and nodded. "Do you know what I want for Christmas?" Kiba whispered. Dakku shook his head softly. "I got it already." Dakku looked at him confused. "What was it?" Dakku asked trying to understand.

"You came home with me." Kiba said softly as he kissed Dakku romantically. Dakku thought his face would explode. He was so red with bashfulness, that he felt weak. As he slipped a bit, Kiba caught him and looked into his eyes. "I missed you. When you left... I couldn't stop thinking about you. I wanted to come see you but Nasake told me to stay away from you. It killed me a lot. Dakku... there's something I want to ask you." Kiba held Dakku tighter and Dakku looked deeply into his eyes and smiled. "What?"

Kiba caressed his face and smiled. "Go out with me? On a date?" Dakku stood there stunned and blinked a few times. "Are... Are you serious?" Dakku blinked a few more times stunned. Kiba nodded and kissed him again gently. They heard the door unlocking and Dakku broke the hold. He stood upright and Kiba looked at the door. Hana walked in and smiled. "Hi, Dakku. Why are you here? Do you know Kiba?" Dakku laughed and nodded. "I do. But I have to go now. See you in January Kiba and Ms. Hana." Dakku left and Hana watched him. "Isn't that your coat he had on Kiba?" Hana asked as Kiba closed the door and laughed. "Nope. It's his."

Insanity Breaks Out

Temari, Kankurou and Gaara stared at the blank picture frame in front of them. "So... this is what you look like in this series DarkFire?" Gaara asked uncaringly. (Narrator: Yes. I am blznk picture frame as not to reveal my real self. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO IMAGINE MYSELF AS AN ANIME CHARACTER!?) Temari shrugged. "I thought Dakku was an extension of you as an Anime character?" Kankurou asked. (Narrator: True... but... shut up!? Why the hell am I responding to you!?) (Churuby-Light: Because you're stupid.) A second blank picture frame appeared.

"Who the hell are you?" Kankurou yelled out. (Churuby-Light: I'm the co-author. Somewhat... okay... I wrote the entrance to episode 11 but it still counts!) They all nodded. "So, that could explain why Dakku had another sex flashback with Naruto. By the way are they gonna be together?" Kankurou asked smiling. (Narrator: You're not getting Kiba back. Stop wishing it. It's not gonna happen. And as for Naruto and Dakku, they will -) (Churuby-Light: What kind of dick are you!? You can't reveal a plot that hasn't be thought out properly!)

Temari looked on. She smiled evilly. "Will I get with Shikamaru?" She looked at the frames. (Narrator: No. Wait. Maybe. We still have that whole Valentines Day special.) (Churuby-Light: Let's hope it's not another Secret Love Festival Hunt like episode.) (Narrator: Dude! That was really uncalled for!) (Churuby Light: You're the one writing a gay fan-fic!) (Narrator: I resent that!) (Churuby-Light: The hell you will! It's the truth! Half your cast is gay and the other half is barely seen!) Temari and Gaara nodded.

"To be honest, I'd like to be in more episodes. That way I can stop being referred to as one of the silent characters." Gaara said a bit indifferently. (Narrator: Do you know how hard it is to squeeze you in?) Gaara shrugged. "According to the Fan Polls... I'm bringing sexy back." Gaara said smugly (Narr/Churu: There's no denying that. You got a deal!) Kankurou's jaw hit the floor. "Wait a freaking minute! He asked to get more screen time and he gets it, and I ask for my ex back and you say no!?" Kankurou said as he shook one of the frame.

(Narrator: Yup. The reason is... you won't be around much for semester 2! And we can't have you making ties with a character and not be featured.) Temari looked on shook. "There's a semester 2?" Temari yelled in horror. (Churuby-Light: NO THERE ISN'T. RIGHT DARKY!?) (Narrator: I have no idea what you're talking about.) Gaara rolled his eyes. "If you scroll back up a few lines you said that there is a second semester." Gaara said coldly. (Narrator: This is why... you're all secondary characters! Damn you all!) The picture fame disappeared and the second followed.

Gaara shot out of bed and looked at the wall. "Holy shit! I thought I was in a weird dream where some one was dictating our lives. Not only that it made more plot holes then needed. I really need to stop watching Scrubs before going to bed."

DF: So... are you two... gonna put the guns down...
Gaara: Not yet...
Sasuke: I didn't get sexified...

DF: What am I god?
Sasuke: Where's my sex scene!?
DF: Umm... in the mail?
Sasuke: LIES! (popshot)

DF: This might be a while...