Was anyone bothered by the fact that an 18 year old student is going out with a 23 year old teacher?

Anyways... Remember that one line last episode? The Massive Foreshadow?
Well...

Jiraiya's got something he's hiding... and our nosy MC is about to put his nose in business that's not his own... but who will come to his rescue when he needs someone? Oh... by the way... it should be really obvious...

Apologies to the Gaara fans who are waiting for a Gaara episode... I swear I'm working on it...

(AN: Look for the nosebleed cameo... XD both Dakku and Kiba get one...)

As always... I don't own the Naruto series... but for some reason it seems to be taking my soul... I might need it back.

Naruto: Wolf High

Chronicles

Episode 14 - The Stash

Kiba:

No people were harmed in this Episode. Well... maybe one person.

The Stash, The Punishment

Dakku looked at the calendar and sighed. Only a week and a half had passed since school started and already 3rd period had become his most hated period. To him, Jiraiya was not a pervert but as Naruto put it... A Super Pervert. And his well worded explanations of the female anatomy made it so much so. Dakku also took note then when he gave them a class assignment, he would look inside his desk and smile to himself. "His smile... is creepy." Dakku thought. Dakku sighed and sat down in his seat.

"I hate Thursdays." He said softly as Hinata looked back at him. "I thought you hate Mondays, Dakku-kun?" She asked smiling. "I can hate an extra day. Besides, I'm just bored. Iruka paired us up in Basic Communications. I got stuck with Shino. He creeps me out more than anyone. "Well, I would have been your partner" Kiba added. Dakku looked at him. "Kiba..." Dakku said coyly, "If you where my partner, no work would have gotten done." Dakku sighed and Hinata smiled. "They're so cute." She thought to herself.

"Hey, Hinata? Have you ever noticed that Professor Jiraiya always looks in his desk while we're working on assignments?" Dakku said suspiciously. Hinata looked at him. "Huh? He does?" She looked forward and caught him looking down and giggling to himself. "See. I wonder what he's looking at. Don't you?" He said covering his mouth. She looked at him as he smiled. "I, Fairu Dakku, will find out what hiding!" He stood up and pointed at Jiraiya. "Dakku! Sit down!" Jiraiya yelled as Dakku scrambled for his seat.

The bell rang for the end of class and Kiba looked at Dakku. "So, when are you gonna give me an answer?" He said smiling. Dakku blushed and walked past him. Kiba followed him into the hall and Dakku turned around. "It's not that I don't like you, Kiba, it's just...oh! Look at the time!" Dakku said as he ran off. Kiba sighed and rolled his eyes. "Pussy!" Kiba yelled as he walked off. Jiraiya came out of the room and closed it behind him. As he walked off, Dakku reappeared and walked towards the door.

I bought me enough time. With Kiba out of the way I can explore the room no problem. Dakku turned the knob to the room. "Crap it's locked." He took out a paperclip from his pocket. "Thank god for random useless items." He straightened it out and inserted it in the keyhole. "I learned this watching Law and Order." He heard a click and opened the door. He walked in slowly. "Success!" He crept along to Jiraiya's desk and swore he saw a bright light emitting from it. "This is what I have been wondering for about... 1 hour. Time to find out what's in here."

He opened the drawer and his jaw hit the floor. "Is this... pictures... Of the principal's... rack!? And her ass!? And is that... Professor Shizune!?" Dakku said as he damn near passed out. "Oh, I have a nose bleed." He said as he cleaned the blood from his nose. He put his head up and snorted back some blood and began choking. Great job, ya dummy! Who the hell snorts back blood!? As he tried to regain his blood he heard the door slam open and he looked at the door blood slowly dripping out his nose.

"Da-Da-DAKKU!" Jiraiya said as he stomped into the room. "Oh fuck!" Dakku thought to himself as he tried the lost puppy look. Jiraiya slammed the drawer closed and looked at Dakku furious and embarrassed. "Did you break into this room? And look through my personal belongings?" He asked as Dakku thought of a lie. Personal belongings? It's pictures of Tsunade's breasts. I doubt that personally belongs to him. "I... uh... forgot my stuff?" Dakku said as he knew Jiraiya would not buy it.

"A weeks detention!? That's a bit harsh!" Dakku yelled as Jiraiya shrugged. "That's what you get for breaking in. Be lucky it's not a suspension. And don't talk about what you saw either!" Jiraiya said as he walked out of the room pushing Dakku out. "Why? It's not like we don't already think you're a pervert." Dakku said bluntly. Jiraiya fell over and sighed. "You kids will never understand. Go home. Your detention starts tomorrow." Dakku walked away defeatedly and Jiraiya sighed again. "This kid is just like Naruto. Always being nosy."

Friday Detention

Dakku sighed as he worked in the library again. He hated being here for two reasons. One, the sex tape incident. Two, it reminded him of what happened when he hid away to avoid people. He took his cart and pushed it along the rows putting back books in their proper locations. As he reached the romance section he rolled his eyes. "Stupid Irony." He said as he looked at the first book to put back. "Beauty and the Nine-tailed Beast? How... real funny... really funny." His sarcasm continued as he put the book back in its spot.

He placed another book back on the shelf and felt a tap on his shoulder. He jumped up and knocked over the cart. He looked up and Kiba looked down at him. "You really are jumpy. Maybe one day you'll jump into my arms?" Kiba snickered and Dakku grumbled. "I'm busy. I have detention so... just not right now, okay?" He stood up picking up all the books and the cart. Kiba looked at him confused. "Detention? On a Friday? That sucks. What happened?" Kiba said as he picked up a book and handed it to Dakku.

"Nothing important. Just have a loose mouth and I spoke out of turn." Dakku said obviously lying. Kiba stood up and looked at him. "Too bad. I was gonna see if you wanted to see a movie. How about Monday?" Dakku looked at Kiba and shook his head. "Still have detention. I'll be here till next Friday." Dakku said as he finished picking up the books and pushed the cart forward. Kiba watched him as he walked off solemnly. "Something's not right about this." Kiba said as Dakku stopped. "Just leave it alone, Kibbles." Dakku turned and walked off into another row.

Kiba stood there and thought a moment. "For him to get detention today, he either did something yesterday or today. But he didn't seem out of the ordinary today. And he sure as hell didn't have a loose mouth. So, the only logical thin could have been that yesterday something happened. Either with his second period teacher or someone else." Kiba thought as he left the library. As he walked through the halls he saw Jiraiya walk by past him. "Hello Professor." Kiba said smiling. Jiraiya waved.

"Any reason you're here after school?" Jiraiya asked. Kiba nodded. "Checking up on a friend of mine. He has detentions and stuff." Kiba said as he noticed Jiraiya's face change. "A friend you say? Is it Dakku perchance?" He said rubbing his chin. Kiba nodded and Jiraiya nodded. "Yes. He has detention. I gave it to him." Jiraiya said as he walked off to the library. Kiba stood there stunned. "He gave it to him!? But why?" Kiba walked off and remembered Dakku's eyes as he talked to him. "I'll figure it out."

The Sleuth?

Kiba noticed that Dakku was rather peppy despite his big detention date at the end of the day. He found himself enamored by Dakku's smile. He took his seat in Basic Communications. Iruka looked at Kiba staring at Dakku lovingly. "Awww, young love. Haha. Dakku's trying to push him away. Kinda like me and Kakashi. Excpet... Kakashi pushed me away." Iruka smiled and began his lecture. "Okay today in class we'll be learning about how to respond at an interview." Iruka said as he made the class split into their teams.

Kiba grunted because his time with Dakku was short lived. Dakku and Shino sat facing each other and began practicing their talking techniques. Dakku failed his stability part while Shino failed his personality part. Kiba sat across from Choji and sighed. "Really, do I have to sit here and do this?" Kiba groaned and Iruka nodded. "Yes, you do." As they practiced, Dakku got better at controlling his nerves but Shino's personality got litte progress. Dakku sighed and thought up of an idea to try. Before he could say it the bell rang.

Dakku sighed and collected his thing and walked out of the room. Kiba jumped up and followed after him. Dakku walked up the stairs to go to his Advanced Chem. class and Kiba sighed. "Cruel fate!" He said as he watched Dakku enter the room. Kiba grumbled as he went off to his gym class. As he entered the locker-room, Naruto glared at him from a distance. "Why is he glaring at me? I haven't done anything to him." Kiba said as he unlocked his locker. He got dressed and looked around. "Why do I still feel someone glaring at me?"

sometime later

"WOOOHOOO! Third period!" Kiba yelled as he came out of the lunchroom with Shino. "Why are you so excited?" Shino asked a bit empty. Kiba looked at him and placed his hands on the back of his head. "It's time for Sex-Ed." He said as Shino shook his head. "Plus... I get to be next to Dakku again." Kiba thought to himself. "You're nothing more then a pervert, Kiba." Shino said as Kiba looked at him walking away. Kiba shrugged it off and went upstairs to the 3rd floor and saw Dakku entering the room. "What the hell!? How did he get past me and I not notice!?"

Kiba entered the room and took his seat in the back next to Dakku who gave him no mind. "Why do you play hard to get when you know I want you?" Kiba said snickering. Dakku looked at him and shook his head. "Because... you're nothing more then a pervert." Dakku said as he looked forward laughing. Kiba nearly fell out of his chair at the comment and Dakku looked at him. "If I'm so hard to get... then why do I let you bother me everyday?" Dakku said as he smiled. Kiba looked at him and nodded.

Jiraiya walked in the room loud as usual and Dakku's expression changed rapidly. He sighed and put his head down. Kiba noticed the abrupt change in Dakku and felt bad. "He's still upset over this whole detention thing. I wonder what happened. Maybe I should find out and then ask Professor Jiraiya to let him off the hook. But how?" Kiba thought to himself. Jiraiya looked up at Dakku who was looking out the window with his head down on the desk. "Hmm. He seems to hate me." Jiraiya thought.

The Stash and Grab Complete!

As the bell for the class rang and almost everyone walking out disgusted by the picture of disease in their heads, Kiba stood behind. He looked as Jiraiya packed up his things for the day and closed his desk drawer. Kiba walked up to him and smiled. "Hey... Professor. Can I ask you something?" Kiba asked sweetly. Jiraiya looked at him and grumbled. "If you're gonna ask me if I have an STD myself, I'll punish you." Jiraiya said as Kiba looked on disgusted. Kiba shook his head, though secretly it was for keeping himself from throwing up.

"I just want to ask you... why is Dakku in detention?" Kiba asked as Jiraiya face lit up in red. "He... uh... he... uh... broke my ruler?" Jiraiya said he tried to lie but noticed Kiba wasn't buying it. "So... he has detention for a week for breaking a ruler?" Kiba asked as Jiraiya pushed him out of the room. "It's complicated. Anyways, I think you should go home now! See you tomorrow in class. Bye Kiba!" Jiraiya said as walked away rapidly down the stairs. Kiba looked on stunned and sighed. "At least the room door is still opened." He said as he smiled.

He turned the knob to the room and walked in. He walked over to the desk and thought to himself. "There are three shelves here. Maybe one of them had some clue as to why Dakku was really given detention." Kiba tried to open the top most but it wouldn't budge. "This one's locked. Maybe the other two are opened." He went to the two drawers on the right and opened the top one. "Nothing but a folders. They seem all to be empty. Who keeps empty folders?" Kiba said as he shook his head confused.

"Next drawer then I guess." He closed the top and opened the bottom one. "Jackpot! Some papers!" He pulled them out and looked through them. "What the hell?" Kiba said confused. The papers were just blank applications for field trips. "What is this guy!? Who keeps all this useless crap?" Kiba sighed and put the papers back in the drawer. He leaned against the desk and felt horrible. "The one thing I try to do for him and it blows up in my face." He kicked the table hard with frustration and he heard a click.

"What was that? It sounded like something opened." Kiba said as he looked at the top middle drawer. He put his hand on the little knob and pulled it slightly. "Hey! It opened!" He said to himself overjoyed. He pulled it slowly open and stood there stunned at what he saw. The naughty pictures Dakku had seen were scattered all over the place and Kiba eyes shot opened. "This... is... so………so……... Is that the Principal?" Kiba said as he felt an odd feeling. "Hey. I got a nosebleed." He wiped the blood away and closed the drawer.

"Wait a minute! I get it now! Dakku and Jiraiya both lied about his detention. Dakku must have found these after school by breaking into the room. Jiraiya musta caught him while he was looking at them. So then, to keep Dakku shut, he punished him. HAHA! I got what I need! I can finally use this as leverage to get Dakku off the hook. But I really feel bad about using blackmail." Kiba said to himself. (Inner Kiba: Stop being a bitch! Do this and you might get lucky!) Kiba nodded and took the pictures with him and left smiling evilly.

The Smooth Talker

The following day started uneventfully for Kiba. However, the same was not for Dakku who was called out of the room several times. It was only first period and Dakku must have been through the doors at least 12 times before the class was over. Dakku sighed and collected his things when the bell rang. "God help me." Dakku grumbled out as Kiba looked at him. "I wonder why he's being called on so much? Could it something to do with these pictures I have?" Kiba said as he looked in his pack.

There was a large binder which he spent all night making for the pictures as not to ruin them. "Please, never have do something like this again." Kiba said silently. He followed Dakku out the room after closing his bag. "Hey! Dakku!" Kiba yelled out to him and Dakku looked back and gave a half smile. "Hi, Kiba." Dakku said a bit tired. "You okay there, buddy? You seem way out of it." Kiba said a bit concerned. Dakku nodded softly. "Just tired. Jiraiya keeps interrogating me about yesterday. It's getting annoying." Kiba nodded and then without thought gave him a kiss on the cheek and left.

Dakku felt flustered by the small kiss and rubbed his cheek smiling as he went off to his next class. As he went through the door, Hinata who was sitting at their table saw his smiling and holding his cheek. "Aww. Kiba must have kissed him on the cheek for the first time." She said as she smiled. He took his seat next to her and greeted her. Sasuke came in soon after and took his seat. "Why are you smiling so much, Dakku?" Sasuke asked a bit coldly. Dakku's smile faded and he realized he was still in school. "Nothing, sorry." Dakku said as he shook it off.

Orochimaru gave them all hard assignments and Dakku cursed him. "Damn weirdo and his pedophile stares." As the class ended, Hinata and Dakku walked together to lunch. She made coy little comments at him about Kiba to which he denied immediately. They took their table and Shikamaru and Choji joined them. They chatted amongst themselves over their day thus far and Dakku began to look around the lunch room. He managed to find Kiba talking to Shino and some other kid at a table a few rows over. He smiled and thought to himself how cute he was.

At the end of the period, Dakku and Hinata walked together to Sex-Ed and she once again made comments which he immediately denied even more. As they entered the room a furious and scared Jiraiya stood there looking at them. Dakku sighed and walked up to his desk. Jiraiya glared at each student who came in and when Kiba entered the room he slammed the door. "Today we're gonna discuss something a bit off topic." Jiraiya's tone sounded a bit desperate. "We're gonna talk about stealing things that don't belong to you." He said as murmurs began to spring up.

Kiba finally caught on and smiled. "Got him." Kiba raised his hand and Jiraiya shot him a look. "Yes, Mr. Inuzuka?" Jiraiya said suspiciously. "May I talk with you a moment please?" Kiba asked slyly. Dakku looked at him and wondered. "What is he doing? Can't he see that he's pissed off?" Jiraiya walked up to Kiba and asked him maintaining himself. "Yes, Kiba?" Jiraiya said as Kiba pulled out a large binder from his bad. Kiba whispered something in his ear. "You wouldn't!? Why!?" Jiraiya said in shock.

Dakku looked on stunned. "What's the binder for and why is Jiraiya shaking like that? Is he afraid of something?" Dakku watched as Kiba kept whispering in his ear and Jiraiya nodded and grabbed the binder. "Thank you. We will never speak of this again. Dakku. You are no longer on detention." Jiraiya said loud enough for them only to hear. He took the binder and walked back to the front of the class. Dakku's jaw hit the floor as he tried to absorb what happened. He looked at Kiba who winked at him and smiled.

When the class ended, Dakku pulled Kiba aside a moment. "What the hell did you do!? Why was he so afraid of you?" Dakku asked still confused about what happened. Kiba smiled and nodded. "I stole his pictures in his desk yesterday. I asked him for a trade in exchange for the pictures. I asked him to let you get out of detention or I'd show everyone in class what he'd been hiding." Kiba said inspired by his own words. Dakku gripped his fists and punched Kiba's shoulders. "You fucking jerk! You made him think it was me this whole time!?" Dakku said furiously.

Kiba looked at him stunned. "I... I'm sorry?" Kiba said unsure of what to say. Dakku growled at him. "What you did was the most horrible, underhanded, stupidest -" Kiba winced at his words. " unbelievably-" Kiba cut in. "Fucked up thing to do?" He said defeatedly. Dakku sighed and smiled. "Sweetest thing you could do." Kiba looked at him stunned. "Excuse me?" Kiba said as Dakku nodded. "You didn't have to risk so much for me, Kiba. It was sweet of you to do it. I guess I owe you now. So how about that date? How does next Friday sound?" Dakku said smiling. Kiba hugged him tight and pulled back a moment.

"Wait, why next Friday?" Kiba asked. Dakku laughed. "Because you made him think I stole the pictures. You need to be punished for that." Dakku said as he broke Kiba's hold. Kiba stood there stunned as he watched Dakku walk away. "Wait! What do you want to do!?" Kiba yelled as Dakku went down the stairs. "Surprise me!" He heard as Dakku disappeared. Kiba smiled and leaned against the wall and laughed. "I guess it paid off to be a bit bold." A voice shot out and Kiba looked at him and Jiraiya laughed and nodded. Kiba stood there stunned and walked away.

"Kids these days are so weird." Jiraiya said as he watched Kiba walk away.

Shino:

I was given 2 stupid lines. That was a waste of time. Fuck DarkFire for writing me in here.

DF: Gaara... I swear... I was just about to see you...
Gaara: Liar... what do you want?
DF: I've decided on a SL episode for you...
Gaara: Is it good?

Kiba: Poll! Which character deserves to get their own episode? Leave a review with a vote.

DF: Think it'll work?
Kiba: What? Oh... no... something's going to go wrong...
DF: That tends to happen with first dates.