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Chapter 2... Damn These High Heels!
"Are you done yet Dean!" Screamed Sam as he banged on the door of the bathroom. "Not yet! Just a minute geek boy, some of us actually have an image you know!" Sam just rolled his eyes and plopped himself on the bed. Just because his brother was a woman, didn't make him any less of a bitch. As Dean continued grooming himself in the bathroom, Sam thought about how their search for their dad had become basically meaningless. No calls, no hints, no clues, no nothing, for over the past month. Sam had started losing hope, not started, he had lost hope. All that was left for him was to continue fighting evil across the states until they met that one demon that killed Jess and their mom.
Deep in thought, Sam didn't notice when Dean opened the door and was presenting himself to his brother. "Hello! Earth to E.T.! How do I look?" Sam now looked at his brother, oh, and his mouth fell open. After scrounging for women's clothes at 3 discount shops, wasting most of his morning, and afternoon, Sam had been able to find some clothes and makeup for his new… umm… sister. There stood Dean, in a brown leather clad half top, barely covering his newly discovered boobs, and a tight black pant that most women would dream of ever fitting into. Topped with blow-dried hair, black mascara, and some cheap off the street lip gloss, he looked… interesting. "Well?" asked Dean, looking at the ogled expression on his brother's face.
"You look umm… Well let's just say, you'd make Einstein's wife jealous." Dean never having seen or heard of Einstein, took it as a compliment after hearing the word 'jealous', and said, "See, I knew you had a soft side." Sam trying desperately to control his laughter said, "Dean, I'm impressed. How did you learn how to put on the makeup and stuff?" Dean looked at his brother, squinted and said, "Oh, is that a compliment? I saw it on the TV while you were out. You won't believe the shit girls go through trying to look good." Sam thought, oh you mean the shit YOU go through trying to look good. But he just got up and said, "Now can we leave?"
As they both left the motel, reaching the car park, Dean stumbled here and there, trying dreadfully to handle his 3 inch high heels. As he tripped, rather humorously, he mumbled, "Damn the bitch who created these!" Sam still smiling helped him up and Dean said, "I don't need no help, just, don't ruin the top." Sam looked at him and said, "Don't ruin the top? You've tripped and fallen 3 times on the ground, walked into 2 trolleys, unsuccessfully tried to hook your… bra, and I'm the one who can ruin your top? And since when did you find it necessary to seduce others by… your girlish charm?" Dean looked towards his heels, and said, "Since I don't think we have enough money to keep buying new heels. And since you suck at flash, and girls aint allowed to play, until we figure out this mess, I'm just gonna have to seduce my way into getting us free stuff." Sam sighed and said, "Oh and you have no problem cosying up to greasy fat men for a $5 discount?" Dean looked at Sam, and said, "Fuck the dress; you gotta learn how to play cards."
As Sam and Dean reached the car, Sam asked Dean for the keys, "Hey, hey, hey!" retorted Dean, "Just because I'm a chick doesn't mean I don't get to drive. It's still my baby! Aren't you?" Sam, clearly stupefied by his brother, said, "Oh and can your feet even reach the accelerator?" Dean, in no position to argue, said, "Fine. Just don't get muddy shoes on the new foot mats." As Dean reluctantly handed Sam the keys to the car, Sam got in the driver's seat, and Dean decided to sit in the backseat for once. But as he tried to get in, his high heel fell off, and as he reached for it, his head hit the car's top and he yelled, "Damnit!" As he collapsed in the backseat, holding his head, Sam rolled his eyes and said, "Some girlish charm."
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