Wow, I'm so sorry guys. Remember when I said I was pretending to do school stuff? Well, that doesn't work. My teachers kept assigning stuff so I was really backed up. Here's the new chapter! I'll post again later if I get enough reviews. Hint, hint.

This chapter is dedicated to my friend Tomi. She's the most awesome person I know. Chyeah!

Ashley's POV

((Flashback Continued))

I really do want him to catch my dessert on fire. It would be so good! Not to mention, the perfect ending to a perfect dinner! Mmm, perfect girlfriend. Finally, my dad starts walking back over.

Raife: "Ashley, I'm really sorry. But I have to leave."

My heart sank. Wow. I really wasn't expecting that. I look down at my hands, I don't want to really make eye contact with anyone. Spencer puts her hand on mine. I look over at her and know that I have to just be okay with him leaving.

Raife: "Ashley? Did you hear me?"

Ashley: "Ah. Yeah, dad. It's okay, I understand."

Raife: "I had a really nice time tonight. Thank you both for coming."

I stand up from where I was sitting and walk over to my dad. I give him a big hug. Who knows when he'll want to have dinner with me again? We say our goodbyes and he walks over to Spencer. I hear him say how nice it was to meet her and he thinks she's perfect for me. He's right about that. I tune everything out and find myself looking out over the balcony. I hear voices in conversation but they blur. I hate when I get deep in thought like this. If I'm not writing a song, then there's no point of it.

I feel a hand on my shoulder. I look back and see Spencer smiling, sympathetically though. I turn all the way around and glance at the table. I see two $100 bills on the table and knew he left. I instantly had a bad feeling about something. I can't say I had a bad feeling in my gut, heart, or any part of my body. I can't explain it. But it was definitely weird. I shrug it off, guessing it's the food that I've eaten. I take a deep breath and sigh. I feel a little better.

Ashley: "So, are you ready to go? I feel like watching a movie, or something chill."

Spencer: "That sounds great. Let's hit it."

We intertwine our fingers and head towards the elevator. We're in the middle of a tickle fight when the bell sound, meaning we've reached the ground floor. We hurry out and walk over to the valet boy. He runs over to my car and drives it right up to us. We jump in the car and head down the private road. I stop and put the car in park once we reach the exit of the gate.

Spencer: "Ash? Why did you stop?"

Ashley: "I need some tunes, yo."

Spencer: "Ha, figures. What do you want to listen to?"

Ashley: "You'll see! Gimmie the iPod."

I scroll through my iPod and find the song I was looking for. The music starts and flows through the speakers. Spencer just laughs and shakes her head. I shift the car in to drive. We finally head towards my house. I turn the volume up and roll all of the windows down. Spencer and I start to sing the song. Well, okay, we rapped. Happy?

"I had a baby named Jane
she could shake that thing
said her Daddy used to hang
with Johnny Coltrane
she sang a soul train
with her friend named Jen
her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz
Jen was a herdy-gerdy-dirty little girly
I heard it from a birdy
she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy..baby baby baby
baby was jens best friend, and maybe..
if you were lucky,
licky licky, sucky sucky
mickey mickey, fuck me fuck me
more junk in the trunk than a honda
i know you wanna do the JANE FONDA"

We got a little too carried away while we were at a red light. We both ended up screaming 'Jane Fonda', and of course earning priceless looks from the people in the car next to us. It was a girl driving and a guy in the passenger seat. I looked over and they were now staring blankly at me. I lean towards the window, grabbing my iPod and pausing it in the process.

Ashley: "Sup, foo'?"

Guy: "Hey baby, why don't you give me your number?"

Ashley: "One second."

I look back to traffic seeing the cars ahead stop, so the light would be turning green very soon. I look at Spencer, who's looking at me strangely now, and then back over at the guy. I smile, hold my middle finger up in the air, lay on the horn and drive away. By this time, Spencer was dying of laughter. I couldn't stop laughing either. It was definitely one of the funniest things I've done all week.

Spencer: "Did you see his face?! He looked so confused!!"

I tired to answer her, but I was laughing so hard. I was already having trouble breathing, I couldn't form sentences either. I see a movie place up ahead so I decide to pull in the parking lot. We were just sitting there for about 7 minutes trying to stop laughing. We managed to catch our breath, finally. Then we both looked up at each other and started laughing hysterically all over again. We settled down and walked in to Blockbuster to get a movie.

Spencer: "What movie are we going to get, foo'?"

She tried to say the entire sentence without cracking up but that didn't go as planned. Everyone was looking at us again. We honestly don't care. We're having a good time, that's all that matters.

Ashley: "Wow, my ribs really hurt."

Spencer: "Mine too. Ugh. You might have to carry me back out to the car."

Ashley: "Sure thing. I was thinking of getting 'The Silence of the Lambs', you coo' with that?"

Spencer: "Hahahaha! Ash, stop. I can't take it anymore!"

Ashley: "Me either. You know this movie was filmed in Pittsburgh, right?"

Spencer: "That's what I hear."

Ashley: "Pittsburgh is the shit. I want to go there so bad."

Spencer: "I've been there once. It's nice."

Ashley: "Alright, hop on fool."

I managed to say it the right way, which didn't make Spencer laugh. She hopped up on my back and I grabbed the movie. I worked my way to the front of the store then payed for the movie. I walked outside, unlocked the car, opened the door and Spencer jumped off of my back. I turned to walk away and Spencer slapped my ass.

Ashley: "Oh em gee, Spencer!"

We got in the car and I remembered that I didn't get to finish my song. I started up the car and hit play on my iPod. There we go!

"one, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor.
work it out, shake it little momma
let me see you do the jane fonda.
five, six, seven now
if you dont know, let me show you how
to work it out..work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda"