Disclaimer: I don't wanna own Naruto!! I want Sakura!! She's soooo kawii!!
Summary:Sakura Haruno,the princess at Konoha Academy,also a part time model and Actor and teen icon Sasuke Uchiha clide.What happened when they find they were engaged at Birth.Sakura runs to her older sister,Nanami. And,Sasuke goes to Itachi,who is kinda OOC in this fanfic!.But then they have to live alone in a house!And to top it off,their parents even engage Nanami to Itachi and send them to live in the same house!How will these two sister cope with living and being engaged to two egoistcal jerks? Yanamaka Ino and her sister Inoko seem to be jealous of the two Haruno sisters.And it seems the whole world hates them.Their moms had to spill it to the media! GRR!
The Uchiha brothers watched as their "Fiances'" organize the rooms.They were pretty picky.About ..2 hours went by.It was about 2 in the afternoon.It has been 6 hours since they moved in.The house wasn't as big as the house at the Haruno estate.Both the Uchiha's and Haruno's put in money to build this house for them.It was a mansion though.It had 2 bedrooms rooms,to their dismay,and 2 bathrooms that were attached to the rooms.The rooms were pretty big,both master bedrooms. Two big walk in closets,and then to there utter dismay,one bed.The Uchihas' were thinking that they should share a room with the same gender,but to their surprise,the girls declined.
"If we're going to be engaged,might as well act like it,because,if we go through the marriage and wedding,which we know our mothers will pull,and then get a divorce,it would bring shame to our family's name," Nanami reasoned.So they ended up in their coupling ways.
2 hours later,they found out their mothers spilled to the media.It was all over the place.
"Hello!This gossip girl,on the report.Info is that the Hot Uchiha brothers are engaged to .."
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"This is the Weakly Gossip,Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura are enga…"
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"The Sex god icon,Uchiha Itachi has been engaged to Haruno Nanami,that wrench,that fucking bitch!YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME YOU WHORE!!" BEEEP….
"We interrupt to bring you this message.."
The Uchihas' and Sakura sweatdropped,but Nanami was sniffing.Her eyes were wide and teary.She jumped onto Itachi and started wailing about how "The world hates her" and that "she was the next Adolf Hitler." Sakura and Sasuke sweatdropped,and Itachi was trying to calm her down.Since Itachi wasn't calming her down..enough..Sakura suggested they go to the shopping.
"Nanami-neechan, how about some shopping?" Sakura asked. Nanami brighten up,dragged Sakura up stairs to change. The Uchihas' sweatdrops got bigger.They both had the same thing in mind.
'Is this girl Bi-polar?'
-Upstairs-
"Nanami-neechan,how about this Abercrombie mini skirt?" Sakura asked,throwing the jeans mini at the Green haired midget..I mean..girl.(To be exact,I'm shorter then both of them..so I just insulted myself..)
"And,Sakura,how about this Chanel summer dress,leggins,and Louie Mules," Nanami said,throwing the outfit on her&& Itachi's bed. Sakura eyes sparkle as she eyed the multi-colored "C" dress and the Louis Vition Mules,and the aqua leggins to finish the touch. (I'm a fashion queen,I know almost everything about it! And you ask why I'm doing this instead of shopping..good point…it's because I came back,and had nothing to do since my friends went to their summer jobs) .Nanami pulled out True Religion jeans, Marc by Marc Jocob's Tankie, with a Juicy Couture half jacket and the same Mules as Sakura.
Nanami pulled her hair into a half ponytail,let her bangs hang over the right side and with a coupld of strands on her left to frame her pale face.Adding black eyeliner to make her eye color pop and some white eyeshadow right on the lids.
Sakura just let her hair cascade down her back.She just wore some lip gloss,and threw it in her Coach purse. Taking out their identical Dior sunglasses,they left to go down stairs to show their "Soon-to-be-husbands.'
The boys were speechless.
"What?Do I have something on my face?" Nanami asked Itachi.Itachi just shook his head,not trusting his voice.Sasuke had the same reaction.The girls shrugged,and and headed for the door.
'She's drop dead gorgeous…' Itachi thought 'but she doesn't need to know that'.
'Holy crap,she's …er..why am I thinking about this?' Sasuke..was er..thinking.
Itachi and Sasuke walked out of the door.When they walked out, the girls' were having problems with the paparazzi.
"Itachi!! I'm scared!!!!"Nanami yelled at him frantically.
"Sasuke!!! They're following me!!Stalkers!!!" Sakura yelled,flailing her arms around her to show her nerousness.
Itachi and Sasuke sweatdropped. 'I'm engaged to an idiot…' they both thought.(Haha,they're really alike,they think the same things!)
"Hey,stop bothering her." Itachi ordered.
"Unless you want a broken nose." Sasuke threatened.
To the Haruno girls' amazement,the reporters listened.Going over to their fiances', the girls picked up their bags they dropped in the confusion.
"Arigato Itachi," Nanami said,pulling Itachi down into a kiss.(She is about a head shorter then him..[Total Nanami X Itachi moment!!!)
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Nanami turned bright red when she relized that the media got a picture of them kissing.Itachi looked dazed.Sasuke snickers,but he stopped when Sakura gave him a kiss on his cheek.He "hned" and a light pink color was visable over the bridge of his nose.
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Nanami dragged Itachi to the pet shop,where Sakura dragged Sasuke to the mall.
Nanami was visiting the puppies.She squealed each time she saw a new one,and her eyes finally landed on a 4 week old doberman puppy.It looked like it was barley old enough to eat dog food. Nanami pointed to it,the worker picked up the puppy.She took the puppy, and began cooing over how cute it was.
"So,I heard that you two are together,right?" the worker asked.It was a pretty good looking male with brown hair and hazel eyes. Itachi was about to say that they were in an arranged egagement,but to his surprise, Nanami agreed.
"Yeah,it was sudden,love kinda hit us hard,we knew each other from Harvard," she nodded,elbowing Itachi lightly in the ribs.Itachi,taking that as a 'play-along-or-I'll-kill-you-after.'
"Hn" was all he could say.He watched as puppy licked Nanami's face,and listened to angel-like voice giggle.Deciding to be a good fiance,he said:
"I'll buy it."
Nanami looked abit shocked,but then went back to playing with the small Doberman pinscher.
"Arigato Ita-kun!" she squealed,kissing him on the cheek,and went off to pay for the puppy.Itachi swore he heard the worker mutter, "Lucky Bastard". Itachi walked up behind his fiance and gave the cashier his credit card. The cashier was a bleach blonde with dark brown roots and brown eyes,a boob job,and too much make up.Her eyes turned into hearts when she saw him.She smiled slyly, and looked at Nanami who was playing with her new dog.
'He's gonna be mine,bitch.'
"Why Hi! I'm Ami,how about me and you tonight,your place?" she purred,winking at him.Itachi shuddered,and looked over at his fiance.Nanami blinked a couple of times,and cocked her head to a side,making her look super innocent.
"What does she mean Itachi?" Nanami ask,peering at him behind her thick eyelashes.Her eyes sparkle with naïve –ness.
"Nothing Nanami,how about we get some stuff for that puppy of your's,what did you name it?" he asked.
"Hikari!" she squeaked.She hugged the puppy,and the puppy ended up licking her cheek.
"Neh,don't you think that it should still be bottle fed?" she asked looking down at her new pet.Itachi "HN"ed.
Meanwhile ,Sakura and Sasuke ended up at the mall.
"Sakura,why are we at the mall?" he asked. Sakura looked at him and said, "I'm meeting up with my friends." Sasuke was about to protest when she cut in.
"Don't worry, the girls invited some boys," she said,dragging him in,and into a small little café. It was the girls' hot spot, Café Starburst.The inside was cozy,not many people in there,but with the frequent visit from the girls,the café was a suscess.Not to mention the extra pay so that the workers don't tip off to the media about their 'girl meetings'.
"Hinata-chan!TenTen-chan!Temari-chan!" Sakura squeaked. Sasuke saw 3 other girls,one with purple hair,one with brown buns,and another with four blonde pony tails.Sasuke looked to see who the girls invited for him. It was Neji,Naruto,and Shikamaru.
"What are you guys doing here?" he asked,surprised.
"This is so troublesome," Shikamaru manage to say.
"Hn," was all Neji said.
"Neh Teme,Hinata-chan invited us! Since Hinata is Neji's cousin!," Naruto..well..yelled.
The guys went on chatting about how Sasuke got engaged. The girls were..actually not bothered by it,just abit angered though.
"OMG,I cant believe your mom engaged you to that cold hearted idiot!" TenTen said,steamed.
"No,what I totally cant believe is that,your mom forced you AND Nanami to live with him!" Temari fumed.
"And Itachi," Hinata added.
"Ugh,not to mention,we have to do 'couple' stuff for the media," Sakura groaned. The girls patted Sakura's saying "There There,its okay."
For the rest of the day,Sakura and girls dragged the boys into the shops to buy things.At the end,they went to the pet shop.
The girls split up to look at the animals. And as you guess,Sakura went to look at puppies.And the whole being a good fiance and buying the puppy routine.(I was too lazy to write everything out again..)
Sakura looked down at her 6 week old shepard puppy, 'Saki' and cooed.She brought some dog food,and then her and Sasuke headed home.
When she got back,Itachi was making warm milk,and Nanami had a bundle of blankets in her arms.
"Nanami-neechan, you didn't tell me you had a ..um..you know..with him," Sakura said,pointing at Itachi,who was now feeding the 'you-know'. Nanami looked at Sakura like she was crazy.
"This is the puppy Itachi got me!" Nanami squealed.Sakura made an "O",Sasuke sweatdropped.
"Oh,Sasuke got me one too!!" Sakura said,joining her older sister squealing.
And thus,the went on the whole night spoiling their little babies.And when they fell asleep,Nanami somehow ended up on Itachi lap, and Sakura in Sasuke's.But the thing is….
Is Nanami really the next Adolf Hilter?
Is she going to grow a retarded mustach?
Will she rule the world?
Will She, Nanami Haruno, be as retarded as the guy named Adolf Hilter?
Suzu- Kinda short.
Nanami- WAH!!!!!!!!! -wails- I'm the next Adolf Hitler who was a retared fat kid!
Suzu- Reviewers,please, review so she can stop getting my keyboard wet!
Nanami- Your mean.
Suzu- there there,here's Hikari!
Hikari- Woof!
Suzu- ………. When did dogs learn how to type?
R&R
I'll give you…Itachi!
MWAHHAHAHAHAA!
Itachi- your retarded.
Suzu- Your Mean. Sniff Sniff.
Nanami- chea,my point!
Itachi- I bought you a puppy.
Nanami-…..yeah,sorry Suzuki,your on your own.
Suzu- Everyone is sooooooo mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But my reviewers are sooo nice!!