(Please read my enormous Authour note at the end of the chapter!!)

"CORPORAL! Haul ass up!" Sergeant Monkee screamed. "Get up! We've received a very important mission!" Luna jolted up. She was prone to have dreams of missions, but there was no way this one could possibly come true. Besides, why would she want to kill a stupid pretty-boy for some ridiculous band? It was too outlandish for even the gullible Luna to believe. She had no idea who he was, but in the dream, he was in some band.

"Where is Ayame…?" she groggily replied. Sergeant Monkee looked at Luna with a confused look on her face.

"Corporal Ayame Hitachi? She's been dead for a year, today."

"What?!" Luna suddenly remembered. Ayame was her best friend, nothing could change that. She was always her co-operative on missions; always helped her…she'd been caught and killed on a mission. You'd think she'd have been reincarnated by now…but maybe…she'd actually met her peace. At last. Luna shook her head, snapping back to current reality, and saluted to her commanding officer. Luna was there when they killed Ayame; they were going to kill her as well! Luna had narrowly escaped.

"Anyway, Luna, we've got a big assassin mission." Luna perked up at the mention of "assassin". That was virtually the only reason she'd joined the army! Mind, this was a different sort of army, more mafia oriented.

"So…who've we got to kill? Maybe, some Japanese government official? A filthy celebrity-I mean criminal?? Who?!" Luna sputtered, barely able to contain her excitement.

"Calm down, corporal. We've gotten a 'hit-man' mission. Now, normally, we don't do this, but due to the amount of money we've received…it was…very hard to turn it down."

"Okay! So what do I care?! WHATS THE MISSION?!"

"You have to kill these two people. Read the case file, know the people, and then, when you know them inside and out, kill them."

"So…I have to know everything about them? What strategy do I have to take?"

"They're men, so you must seduce them, make them love you, then, once you've gained all their trust, kill them." Sergeant Monkee handed Luna the case file that had all their information. Luna opened it and almost dropped it at what she saw. Two men's faces were printed on the paper, both of them were from a very popular band, and both very famous. Both the two men she'd dreamt of.

"Monkee…ma'am…there must be some mistake!" Luna almost screeched. "Why them?!" Sgt. Monkee sighed.

"Why them, I've no clue. Just complete your mission. Remember, I'm only your commanding officer, but I've got them as well. I'm not the big cheese here."

"But….Sgt. Monkee…I'm only one person! I haven't got another operative to help me!" Monkee looked at her assignment sheet.

"You're with some new girl. She's from London, but, apparently, she's an SOB of a soldier. And…oddly enough…her surname is Ayame." She handed Luna the assignment sheet. Ichigo Ayame. Sounds…fruity.

Luna sighed and handed it back to Monkee.

"When do I meet this noob?" The door to the barracks was kicked open by a well-worn black leather boot covered in reddish looking chains.

"You meet her now, you blithering fool." The girl, who was apparently Ichigo, said. She had strawberry blonde hair that was tied into a long ponytail. She was wearing a pair of black shorts, and a leather jacket over a deep blue shirt with a white heartagram on it. "So, I get to work with a pale scrawny girl from, by the looks of it, southern scrawny-ville?" Luna stood up and raised her eye brow.

"Try Essex, you freak." Luna sneered back. "And where are you from, upper Goth-shire?" Ichigo rolled her eyes and took the papers from Luna's hand.

"Oh, fun mission! I get to seduce some guy!"

Okay, so lets fast forward some. A few months after training, Ichigo and Luna knew everything about Murdoc Alphonse-Faust Niccals, and Stuart 2D Pot. They were ready, and not only that, they'd become best friends. Ichigo was still mean to Luna, but it was her way of showing Luna how good of friends they were, and Luna knew it. In a way, they'd become rather, like 2D and Murdoc themselves. Luna was the defenceless one, 2D, who took the insults and was extremely clueless. Ichigo, on the other hand, was the self-absorbed anti-sober fiend that was Murdoc. Not to say she was bad, she was rather nice. They'd been training with certain officers -mind they didn't know it- for their day of attack. Seducing man, after man, after man. Finally Ichigo and Luna were ready for their big day.

D-DAY 2006

AN/ So, okay, this'd been abandoned for quite some time, but I've decided to actually to continue it with a totally different story line, and me and my actual best mate, Ichigo Ayame! The original Ayame died (not for real) and when we enter the story, Luna is actually in rehab, but I don't feel like telling you that. She'd been asking for a mission forever, but now I tell you! I didn't feel like dragging on in endless chapters about their training. Summary: Ichigo and Luna realize they've so much in common, and become best friends. Ichigo is better at picking up guys, and Luna is better at tricking, gaining trust, and foiling it. Both of them know everything there is to know about 2D and Murdoc (like me!) and they're getting ready for their "d-day". Enjoy the next chapter, it might be up soon!! Oh, and by the way, it's M for violence and sex, just an FYI!