Well, we have graduated from high school, onward to college and the real world. We wrote this chapter back inlike February, but I, Panda, am slow and don't like to do much so I didn't type it until today. After this chapter, it's probably just gonna be me writing them since I only talk to Shadow on the phone.
Oh, and a dog that I'm supposed to be feeding while the owners are on vacation bit me. She's a freakin blood hound too, as tall as my elbow. She turned and jumped at me so I put my left arm up so she would grab my stomach or neck and she got a pretty good hold. Thank God she didn't break the skin, but still, I was the only one there and I was afraid she was gonna get me down and really hurt me.
Disclaimer: We no own Naruto or any other anime we will be refering to.
Arriving at Turtle Soup, Panda and Shadow ran to the toy section.
"Where are all the chibis!?" Shadow screamed as she sprinted down each aisle, running over workers who were stocking the shelves. (That almost happened to me once. XD I was putting groceries away where I work and a crazy old lady came running with a cart towards me and almost ran me over. Panda)
Ignoring Shadow's rant over where the chibis were, Panda went looking for clothes with a traumatized Gaara. Deidara went with Shadow to look for chibis.
"Look Gaara, G.I. Joes. This one is animated. It yells battle cries and taunts it's enemies. Gaara? Where'd you go?"
Meanwhile…
In another part of town, by Shadow and Panda's house, a giant spider was eating the neighborhood children. That really has nothing to do with the story, so we're going back to Panda and Gaara.
"Hmmm. Gaara's gone missing, Shadow and Deidara are searching for chibis while terrorizing the workers, and I'm bored. Oh look! Oro-kun!" Panda muttered as she searched the store for clothes for Gaara. On the other side of the store, Shadow's ears perked up at hearing the words 'Oro-kun'. Sprinting through a mob of children chanting 'Pikachu' (A/N Pokemon's gotten big again) and crushing a few of them, Shadow gets to Panda and shoves her out of the way and into the shelves.
Proceeding to bite and drool on the box that contained Orochimaru, Kabuto, and Sasuke, Shadow growled and snarled, unable to obtain the sexy, cute chibi of Orochimaru (A/N chibis can be sexy. nods knowingly) Praying to the bishie god, Shadow wept at her inability to open the box. Panda was making sure the workers didn't bother Shadow in her religious moment, hoping she wouldn't attack them in frustration.
Shadow crawled towards Panda, whimpering and holding the box out begging her to open it. As Panda was opening the box, Deidara showed up with Gaara who was dragging several G.I. Joe heads.
"I found him waging war against the battle phrase G.I. Joes, un." Deidara said as he stared at Shadow, who was pulling on Panda's shirt chanting 'Gimme, gimme, gimme'.
"They were taunting me with their 'Attack in the name of Justice' and 'Suffer' calls." Gaara defended while he climbed onto Panda's shoulder showing off his trophies to her.
"Art is a bang, un!"
The head in Gaara's hands exploded, making Panda jerk her head away, forcing her to drop the box and the chibis fell out of it. Shadow flew through the air and snatched the Oro and Kabu chibis into her arms showering them in love and apologies over their ill abuse (even though they weren't activated yet) Heads were exploding from Deidara, Gaara was threatening him for destroying his trophies, Panda was looking for clothes, and Shadow was screaming out random phrases in an attempt to wake the chibis up.
"Sound! Konoha! Revenge! Snake!" screamed Shadow as she choked Orochimaru in frustration. "Try Sasuke-kun" Panda said while putting a shirt against Gaara to see if it would fit him. Orochimaru opened his eyes and squealed, "Where's Sasuke?! Come to me Sasuke! Gimme!"
"Oro-kun!" Shadow squealed in happiness, waking Kabuto with that phrase. Panda started walking away with the clothes for Gaara as he and Deidara followed. As Shadow started walking away, Orochimaru squealed unhappily holding his arms out to the forgotten Sasuke doll.
"Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun!" Orochimaru cried pointing.
Sighing as she reached down to pick up the Sasuke doll, Shadow wondered why Orochimaru would want something like duck-butt head. But Shadow would do anything to keep her Oro-kun happy. Besides, it'll be fun watching Orochimaru torture, I mean, love on the Sasuke doll.
Well, that's the chapter.
Tahn: sorry we didn't add the Sesshy chibi yet, but we already had this chapter wrote. I will add one the next chapter.
Panda-Chan21: You think this story is familiar? Well, maybe someone wrote one like this already. If there is one, we didn't copy, at least I didn't know about it.
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