Sorry about Kyuubi. I do not think these things. She does, though.
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Their screams died down hours ago. They had been knocked out.
Orochimaru climbed the mountian that hid his home. " Soon, Kabuto." He said to his snake companion. " I will get what I deserve."
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Naruto woke with a start. His head hurt. Looking around the room he noticed that his mate wasn't there. Lee ran into the room. " Naruto!" Lee shouted. " Gaara's gone! And my head hurts!"
Naruto hit Lee on the head. " Sasuke's gone, too. And my is too, it's because of that link thing."
" Now what?" Lee asked. Naruto was about to say something, but Kyuubi butted-in.
" Wow," She said. " You really are stuid." She looked at Naruto. " Was he always this stupid or after Gaara made him hit his head on the headboard?"
" Why are you here?" Naruto asked. " I am not stupid!" Lee shouted.
" My Orochimaru is doing something stupid senses were tingling." She said. " Now hurry up. You two are the only ones who can find him."
" Who is this, Orochimaru?" Naruto asked.
" How can we find them?" Lee asked after hearing that boosted his ego.
She looked at Naruto. " Seriousely, how can anyone be this stupid and not have a speech impediment? And it's a long story, Naruto."
Naruto shrugged. " Now fly!"
" But the sun is out!" Naruto shouted. " How did you even get here?"
" Sunscrean." She said. " Lots and lots of sunscrean." She took out two bottles. " Rub the entire lotion on your body." They did. " Now, we fly."
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Sasuke opened his eyes. In front of him was Gaara, still knocked out and his arms tied behind his back to a pole.
He twitched his hands that he couldn't feel. They, too, were tied to a pole. Laughing could be heard, but he couldn't find the one behind it.
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A/N: I hope you like this. Please R&R!