AN/: OK PEOPLE I'M BACK!!! YOU CAN ALL STOP MISSING ME NOW!!! (crickets chirping...) Okaaaayyy... Well, I can see when I'm not wanted. (Walks out)
Ed: Well, I guess that's our cue...
Envy: I suppose so...
Ed: Shall we?
Envy: Yes we shall.
... Silence ...
I'M BACK!!!! Did'ja miss me? Okay, okay enough of that...
Rating: I dunno, you tell me, geeze...
Pairing: God people, I swear... This is called Edvy Oneshots... I suppose that means I should stop saying what pairing it has huh? Well, snap...
Theme: Mouth to Mouth Resuscitation MWAHAHAHAH!!!
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Envy's brow furrowed. Today was not his day.
First, his Chibi had walked out, saying he had things to do, then Chibi's brother walked out saying that he had shopping that needed to be done, then Wrath walked out claiming to be looking for Al. So now he was alone. Well, except for Chibi, who'd just gotten home from wherever the hell he was. Envy jumped up from the couch.
"O'Chibi-san!!!" He cried, jumping toward his pint sized lover. Edward just walked past him and toward his room. "Edo..." The sin followed him, watching as Ed stripped down to his boxers and plopped onto the bed.
"Envy, I had the worst day." Envy snorted, but sat on the end of the bed.
"Do tell..." He murmered as he moved up to massage Ed's shoulders.
"Well, today we had first aid practice. I told them I'd already gone through this stuff and knew what to do, but they didn't excuse me and made me do it as well." Envy nodded, then realizing Ed couldn't see it, made a small sound of acknowledgement. Ed continued. "We went through everything, and then... We had to do mouth to mouth resuscitation..." Envy's ears perked at the mention of mouth to mouth and he lent toward Ed's turned down face.
"Do tell..." He purred, delighting in Ed's shiver. Ed turned his head slightly, before shifting entirely, Envy straddling his thighs as he did so.
"Well, we had to do mouth to mouth with dummies... It was horrible." His face scrunched up cutely. Envy smirked.
"What does this mouth to mouth procedure entail?" Ed opened his scrunched eyes and looked curiously at Envy before catching on and grinning, a slight blush marring his features.
"How 'bout I show you?" Envy's smirk widened and he leant down to and kissed the life out of his chibi.
Ed decided that this mouth to mouth was much better then the one he had to do at headquarters.
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AN/: Well, that was fun to write... I was listening to my science teacher for once and she started talking about mouth to mouth resuscitation, and that's where I came up with this idea. I almost yelled out an AHA! in the middle of class because of my brilliant idea... Lucky I didn't... I already had the chick next to me staring at me funny because I was humming the tune to jingle bells... (Sigh)
Well, please review and tell me what you thought!!!