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Bring it on
By Xiora Li
Wildcat8706@cs.com

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Bring it on
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Darien Shields put a warm, white, and not to mention clean shirt over his
head. He had finally managed to scrub all the mud off his body. It would have
been easy if it weren't for the fact that it wasn't mud. It was clay. Clay
with blue food coloring and a distinct odor to it. That of rotten eggs, or
spoiled milk perhaps. Oh yes, it had done been decided about an hour ago.

Serena Terrin had to pay, and big time.

He flipped on the light to his kitchen and raided the refrigerator. Grabbing
a green apple, he bit into the sweet fruit. How was he going to do this?
Should he launch an all out attack? Or just play with her mind for a while?
And getting her to fall in love with him in the process.

Throwing the core of the apple away, he walked outside to the balcony and
looked up at the stars. Serena Terrin was an angel. But after the act she
pulled today, it was scientifically proven that her shining halo was held up
by a decent pair of horns. Smiling to himself, he closed his eyes and saw her
face. She was beautiful, intelligent, but feisty. And that's how he liked
them. He was about to go inside when his senses went off, alerting him that
Sailor Moon was in trouble. Not wasting any time, he quickly transformed and
ran to the only place the battles were ever held.

The park.

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"Mars fire.....ignite!"

"Jupiter Thunder.....crash!"

"Venus crescent beam!"

"Mercury bubbles!"

"Moon tiara magic!"

All five attacks launched at the youma, but showed no effect. Sailor Moon
pulled her hair in frustration.

"Just how are we supposed to defeat this ugly creep if the attacks have no
effect?" She asked, apparently annoyed by the fact that she had been awaken
to go fight a butt ugly youma.

This left only one theory for the Sailor Scouts to consider.

Miniskirts were not an ideal option for wearing in subpolar weather.

"I don't know Sailor Moon, it doesn't seem to have a weak spot!"Amy said
frantically.

A red rose hit the ground and Tuxedo Mask jumped down from a nearby tree.

"Beat it cape boy." The youma snarled.

"Nothing working?"Tuxedo Mask asked the scouts, and receiving a shaking of
the head in a 'no' fashion.

Sailor Moon put her hands on her hips and decided something. Walking over to
the youma, she smiled sweetly and extended her wand. Thus causing the
Scouts,Youma,and Tuxedo Mask to be thoroughly confused.

She then did something extremely odd, but yet amusing.

She whacked the youma upside the head abruptly and again and again.

"Stupid freaking youma your supposed to die when we launch our attack you
idiot!"She said between hits.

The others almost felt sorry for the poor youma.....almost.

When it was finally weakened, she glared and commanded, " Moon tiara magic!"

Thus dusting the grateful youma. Sailor Moon flipped one of her blonde
ponytails over her head in triumph.

"Let's go girls. Thankyou very much Tuxedo Mask for
your,um,usefulness."Sailor Moon said slyly, making his jaw drop and the
Scouts snicker.

As they were walking away,Jupter muttered,"You know. Maybe we should have him
dance one of these days."

"Man that would be something I would kill to see."Sailor Moon muttered.

Back at the park, Tuxedo Mask stood blinking with his jaw hanging. Cocking
his head, he rubbed his eyes.

"What now? Here I am, a dashing single guy in search of Serenas love."He
muttered, looking himself over,"Man I look pretty darn good. I'm just too
sexy."

Getting an idea, he looked around to make sure nobody was around, then
started dancing and singing down the walk.

"I'm.......too sexy for my shirt.....so sexy that it hurts...."He kept
singing, missing a few lines and singing the wrong words.

He stopped and blushed madly when he saw a couple staring at him. They were
staring at him like he was a crazed loon. He started waving his hands
frantically.

"What are you two doing here?!? You know you could have been killed by a butt
ugly youma!"He shrieked.

"Or damaged eternally by your episode."The girl said.

He sweatdropped and bowed to them before running down the street.

Ten minutes later, he was bored. Very bored. So he decided to go see his pal.


Serena Terrin.

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Serena tossed in her bed. She just couldn't get comfortable, and she felt as
if someone was watching her. Sighing she flipped on her side light and gazed
around her room. Everything seemed to be in tact. The gorgeous antique desk
with her computer,lava lamp,CD tower right next to it. The tall light in the
corner. Her bathroom door, her walk in closet door. Her massive stereo, the
face of Tuxedo Mask at the window, the huge bu-

Wait a minute.

She turned her gaze to the window and her eyes blew up to the size of
professional tennis balls. She blinked then shut off the light and slid out
of bed and watched him come in through the window. He cursed at the window
latch and peered around. Just where did that blonde go?

Cautiously he walked around in confusement. He was about to open her drawers
when he felt a pain on his head,then everything went black.

Thump!

Tuxedo Mask hit the ground,revealing a guilty looking Serena with a broken
lamp. Her eyes widened as she quickly discarded the lamp and checked his
pulse. Yes,he was still alive. But he had to pay.

Grinning the most sinister grin of all time,she set him in a chair.


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Tuxedo Mask opened his eyes and moaned. His head was throbbing badly
and......he looked around. He was duct taped to a chair. Frowning,he tried to
remember where he was. He had danced like a moron in the park,ran to Serenas
to see what she was like and....he got whacked with something hard.
Blinking,he saw Serena working on her computer and typing at a speed that he
couldn't keep up with.

Yep. It was official.

He was in big trouble now.

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