Disclaimer: I don't own RvB, Rooster Teeth does

Number 2:

From currycool2007

Caboose:

What was your most stupid moment?

Church:

Why do you want to kill Junior?

Sarge:

Why don't you just shoot Grif?

Grif:

Why does Sarge want to kill you?

Donut:

Why do you wear pink armor?

Dear currycool2007

From Caboose:

Uh, I think that would be the time I accidentally told Tex of Church's secret plan. Or the time I shot Church. Or that other time I nearly got church killed. Or that time that I let Tucker's kid drink my blood. I don't know. I am so confused. I need Church to tell me what to think!

From Church:

He's a freak of nature! Oh, and he reminds me of Tucker. When put together I'm sure those two factors add up. Wait, was this about Junior, or Caboose?

From Sarge:

Well, I don't want to kill him unless it's accidental. Or unless it's part of a cunning plan. Or both.

From Grif:

I don't know. But I'm sure it doesn't matter. After all, look at those blue guys. They keep getting killed and they're back five minutes later.

From Donut:

IT'S NOT PINK! IT'S LIGHTISH RED!

From Mathlord0764pythag

Dear All,

The sum of any square root of a right angled triangle is equal to the sum of the remaining sides. When two square angles appear what is the sum of the remaining side?

Church:

What?

Tex:

What?

Caboose:

My head hurts!

Tucker:

Um, was this a test or a hypnotherical question?

Sister:

Who's the nerd?

Sheila:

Firing Main Cannon!

Grif:

Is it the side of an oreo. If it isn't I'm not interested

Sarge:

The maths are talking to me! They're telling me to kill grif!

Simmons:

Excellent answer, sir!

Donut:

The sum is 45.6768

Lopez:

meh

Translation: Up yours

O'malley:

Oblivion is at hand! Mwahahahahahahah!

Doc:

Pacifism means you don't have to answer questions like that.

From Natas (Again)

Sheila:

Rockets Go Boom!

From Sheila:

Sending rocket to co-ordinates 8974, 009!

Author's Note: I can't continue this if you guys don't send Questions! Also I don't own RvB, so don't expect me to make new characters or anything.