Here's the second chapter of Gadd's Chaos. I hope you enjoy.

Chapter 2- To Ordon we go!

Link put Gadd's bag on Epona while Gadd himself was off somewhere doing something. When Link was done loading the single suitcase he turned to Zelda who was standing there with one of her guards and his son. Link walked up to them and started talking to Zelda.

"Link, I entrust you will look after our guest." Zelda said

"Yeah, I will. I'll take good care of him." Link responded.

"Where is he?"

"He's right..." Link started before he noticed Gadd had gone, "Aw man..."

Link ran back down the stares and started looking around for the minuscule professor. Zelda shook her head, and decided to help Link look. They searched all over the southern castle entrance and the surrounding areas, but they could not find him. By this time Link started to worry. He would let Zelda down if he didn't find the old man and safely escort him to Ordon and watch over him until he left. Link mounted Epona to look farther into the field when he heard what sounded link a yawn coming from behind him. Link turned around and watched the suitcase on Epona's back open, and Gadd climb out of it.
"My my my, that was a good nap. A good nap indeed." Gadd said, as he stretched. "Are we in Oregon yet?"

Link's eye brow twitched in pent up anger. He had spent the better part of the morning looking for the old scientist, only to have him pop out of the suitcase that Link himself put on Epona. And not only that, but he had gotten Link so worried that he was going to take Epona into dangerous areas. But Link decided to play the nice guy and let it go.
"First off, we haven't left yet, Zelda and I were looking for you." Link started, "And secondly, its Ordon, not Oregon."

"Oh my, I'm sorry my boy." Gadd apologized, "I just thought it would make the trip go faster if I napped in my suitcase. Perhaps I should have told you."

"That would have been nice." Link said, sighing, "Let me go tell Zelda I found you. Then we'll head out."

After telling Zelda of Gadd's whereabouts Link, Gadd, and Epona set off towards Ordon, Link's home village. But by this time Link was starting to regret his decision to watch over Gadd during his stay in Hyrule. So far Gadd had been nothing but trouble. Link kept telling himself it was only until Gadd got settled in, then it would get better. Yes, it would definitely get better.

Meanwhile in the field

"Look! Someones coming!" Bryce said, pointing to someone on horse back heading straight for them.

"Good! We can ask for directions!" May said, excitedly.

"Is that a pig that they're riding on?"

Bryce, where would you find a pig big enough for someone to ride on?" May asked, sarcastically, "It is a pig! With a giant boogie riding on it!"

Sure enough a large green humanoid creature riding on a giant boar was heading straight for them. It had a massive club in one hand, and an evil glint in its beady red eye. Bryce turned to look at May, only to find she was not there. He turned and saw her running towards a forest. He looked back and the boar and its rider, only to find them still heading straight at him, and too decided it would be best to run.

Once he got to the edge of the forest he ran into purple people with white hair. They, too, chased him. With all this running he lost sight of May, and lost sight of where he was. He lost the monsters, at least, but he still wished he knew where he was. He walked until he heard what sounded like someone talking. Then a loud slap, and a "Ow!" that was all to familiar to his ears. He instantly knew what happened. Someone had slapped his grandfather. He ran towards where he heard the noises and came out of the forest in a small village. He saw his grandfather holding his cheek, standing next to a guy in mainly green.

"Gramps!" Bryce called, and he ran to his miniature grandfather.

"Bryce?" Gadd spoke, looking to where he heard Bryce's voice, "What are you doing her my boy?"

"Looking for you!" Bryce said, stopping next to the pipsqueak professor, "Where is this?"

"Kansas." Gadd answered, "Or is it Oregon now?"

"Its Ordon, Professor." Link said, rubbing his temples

"Ah, yes. Well, lets see where I'm going to set up my Go-go Lab?" Gadd asked no one in particular and started to walk towards a small stream in the center of the village.

He followed the stream to a small lake, and decided to set up his lab there. He pulled a small cube from his suitcase and tossed into the lake. The cube flashed, and started to grow and reshape itself. When it finished it looked like a metal three story hut floating on a metallic platform with a steel bridge connecting it to the in between a shop and a tall rock covered in vines.

"Wow! You must be a great wizard to do that!" Link said.

"Wizard?" Gadd responded, "Hehehe, no its the wonders of science, my boy!"

By now all of the villagers were standing behind Link, looking in awe at the house that appeared in seconds n their lake. After some reassuring from Gadd, stating that it would do no harm at all to their water or the fish in it, they let Gadd keep it there. Gadd let himself, Bryce, Link, and Collin, Link's friend, into his home. Bryce turned on the television, earning a shock from Link and Collin.

"How do you get those people in that small box?" Collin asked

"And how do they get out?" Link added

"Its called a television, the people aren't really in it." Bryce said. "Its just ... moving pictures."

"Is it magic?" Collin asked

"No, no my boy." Gadd said, appearing out of no where, "Its science!"

"Gramps, you're not going to sing are you?" Bryce asked, it was obvious he already knew the answer.

"Ooh! Its science! Its science!

It can do anything!

Like give you wings, make bling bling, Make thing fling!

Oh, how I love to sing!

Science! Science!

It can do your chores, open doors, make some smores, find Al Gore!

Should I list more?

Its science! Pure science!

Boats, planes and trains!

Cars, bars, going to Mars!

Its all science!

Pure science!"

Bryce, Link and Collin stared at the small singing senior in pure disbelief. He also did it in a ballerina's tutu, spandex and all. When Gadd stopped spinning, he looked at Bryce, then around the room, then back at Bryce. Gadd knew something was odd about Bryce, but he couldn't think of what. Then it hit him like a fire hydrant to the head.

"Bryce, where's your girlfriend?"

"What girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend."

"The brunette. Kay?"

"May? May!" Bryce panicked, "She must have been captured by those green hippos on the giant boars!"

With May

She was dusting herself off, and behind her were her Orc perusers, all unconscious. Next to them was a broken, rather large, tree branch. May laughed when she looked at the fallen monsters. She decided it would be best if she left before the monsters came around.

"Good thing that branch was there. Knocked them all out for me." she said, "Now where am I? Is that a village! Yes!"

Gadd's Lab

Link was fighting Gadd's television, since Gadd changed to a monster movie. Link sliced the television set with sword, which sliced it half way through before getting stuck. Link tried to pull out out, but it was stuck. Link gave one final heave with everything he had, and managed to pull the sword free of the 'sword eating monster trapped in the box'.
"We really should be out looking for May..." Bryce said, quetly

"Bryce, if you're worried I had her chipped." Gadd said, "Ho ho ho, yes, just like I had Dogadd chipped. It was a three for one deal."

"Gasp! May is not a dog Gramps!" Bryce shouted, "She's a woman! A charming and funny woman! A wonderful and kind person... what?"

Gadd, Link, and Colin were staring at Bryce slyly. Bryce blushed wildly, he didn't understand why everyone was looking at him the way they were. He knew he didn't like it. He wanted to know why they were giving him odd looks instead of looking for May.

"Hi guys!" May shouted, as she burst through the door.

Almost instantly Bryce was embracing her in a hug. He was over joyed by her safe return, and she was now in shock that Bryce was hugging her. She managed to free one of her hands from Bryce's death hug and pat him on the head.
"Its nice to see you too, Bryce." she said, "But to say alive I need air, which you are making it very hard to get..."

"Oh! Sorry!" Bryce said, immediately letting her go.

"We were just about to go find you." Gadd said, holding up a tracking device, "I had you, Bryce and Dogadd chipped. Ho ho ho ho."

"Oh, I put my chip inside Bryce." May said, "So I could play win hide and seek."

"I see, I see." Gadd said, as Bryce stood there, shocked, "Well, I have a bunch of work to go on this vacation, so I had better get started."

End chapter. I'm sorry it took so long.

R and R