1Quick announcement: When Frank got hit by the Jeep in the previous chapter, it hurt the JEEP, not Frank. Plus, the band was called the 'Flock of Franks'.

A/N: I'm basing this chapter from the BCA message board called 'In OR', my first E-MASH thread. It has to do mostly with the amazing amount of characters (although not everyone) in seasons 1 through 11 (and movie and even book) and about the 'floods' of wounded they get.

"Alright, I got this one!" Duke Forrester yelled. "He's just got a chest wound!"

"May God help this one, he may just have a broken leg, but may God have mercy on this one. I'll take him temporarily." Major Hobson said to anyone in ear shot.

"I believe that I've got this one." Major Charles Emerson Winchester called.

"Hey! You shouldn't be here! By the way, I'll take the guy with the burnt leg!" Frank Burns called from the ambulance.

"Hey! You shouldn't be here!" Charles called back.

"Neither should I! I'm dead!" Henry Blake called, also from the ambulance.

"What the hell is going on?" Hawkeye Pierce called, wearing a Groucho Marx mask.

"I don't know!" Spearchucker Jones called back.

"Everyone got a patient?" Ugly John asked.

"I think so." Trapper John called back.

"Why are there so many people here? I thought some of these people went home!" BJ Hunnicut said with his moustache growing and not stopping.

"Alright! Everyone try to get your patients into the OR! More wounded will be coming soon!" Radar said over the P.A. "Until then, maybe you'll like this record!"

"WE'VE GOT WOUNDED! WE'VE GOT WOUNDED! WE'VE GOT WOUNDED!..." And on and on that went.

"Father! This man is dying! He needs his last rights!" Klinger yelled at him.

"Oh go stuff it! Col. Potter said one at a time, not like I used to do." Francis said, frustrated.

"Damn right! If anyone needs last rights, will get it one at a time!" Col. Potter called back, taking his patients in OR.

Later in OR, things got worse,

The record was playing, but faster and louder, "WE'VEGOTWOUNDED! WE'VEGOTWOUNDED!..." and still on and on.

Everyone was helping out, Radar, Zale, Rizzo, Igor, Ho-John, that McFarland guy whose son is a world class sprinter, of course the Nurses were helping too. But, there were so many wounded, that they had to get everyone else to help out. The constant call for scalpels, forceps, and things was so constant, that sanitation was no longer useful. It was, infact, dropped. Father Mulcahy had moved his last rights ceremony to Pre-Op because the line was going right out the door.

Perhaps worst of all, was the wounded. The record helped, but there was no one to get them, except Corporal Judson and Soon-lee, but it was too much for them, they ran into OR after the traffic jam of ambulance and Jeeps, and sky traffic of the helicopters started. The wounded just started piling up outside, so much infact, that they burst through the Pre-Op door. Father Mulcahy was infact buried by the wounded only seconds after they burst through. Then they started to spill into OR.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Margaret screamed as she was being buried and lost under the flood.

"MARGARET! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Frank yelled after her, as he jumped in to save her.

"Well, our unit can finally reach 99 now." Hawkeye said, jokingly.

"Joke it up Pierce!" Col. Potter yelled un-sarcastically.

Then the shells started to go off,

"Nothing could get worse!" BJ yelled as one shell go close, so close, it blew one wall off. "I spoke too soon!"

Then weirdest of all, it started to rain pies! Soon, the roof was so overloaded, it caved in!

"Now we'll be buried in blood and cherry filling goodness!" Trapper yelled as he slipped and was buried.

BJ's moustache was growing too large, infact, so much, it was suffocating him. He eventually fell from lack of oxygen, and he was buried.

Captain Spaulding then came in and started singing 'Suicide is Painless' but no one paid attention, so it eventually became background music. Then five different Generals came in, formed a chorus line, and started singing;

"The world is ending! The world is ending!" and so on, until the whole camp was unfortunately buried in wounded and cherry (and other flavored) pies.

That's the end of this chapter.