1A/N: This is somewhat similar to chapter two, (it's use of a lot of characters) but it deserves it's own chapter because it's about their efficiency.

OR, 2:00 AM in human time, two hundredhours or something to the like in Army time. After working a sixty hour shift, (something that became common during the Vietnam War) they still had a while to go. Everyone spontaneously, to be Frank, went completely loony!

Radar was the first, "We've gone sixty hours and have a while to go! Woo hoo!" followed by Radar donning a cheerleading outfit and saying, "Ra, ra, ra! Let's go team! We can do it." Then he did some dances and splits which, unfortunately, led to his infertility with his future wife.

Corporal Judson was next, "It's raining wounded!" Infact, it was, helicopters were tired of waiting for someone to be ready to unload them so they drop them. But what Corporal Judson was treating it like rain; he ran outside with his tongue sticking out, "I can taste blood woo hoo! Yes! Yes! YES!"

Hawkeye, while doing simple surgery, asked Henry, who cracked next, how he was doing,

"How are you doing Henry?"

"Well, my rusty fishing hook isn't doing anything, even after I attached it to my lead fishing pole."

Trapper, was partially asleep until then. He then said to himself,

"I wonder why we're still open, our unit, with our .98. I mean, that's less than 0! And we have Frank Burns! The best surgeon there is!"

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..." was Frank's reply, he was conspicuously asleep.

"Donald, how are you doing, hubby?" Margaret asked, sweetly.

"Don't call me hubby, we're divorced!" Donald replied angrily.

Frank woke up at this, "Finally! I can love you again Margaret!" And with that, he jumped at Margaret and kissed her. They died a few minutes later from suffocation.

"And I'm a doctor!" Duke Forrester said.

Just then, Klinger came in,

"I had a sex change!" he yelled in a high voice.

"Finally became a man, huh Klinger?" Charles Emerson Winchester III said.

"No!" Klinger shouted back. "I became a female! Also, I'm a model!" Then he/she strutted around the OR like doing a catwalk.

Father Mulcahy said to himself, "I wish we could just go home."

"I know what to do!" Major Hobson shouted. "Let's go outside and stand in the cold! If we all get frostbite, we can all go home!"

After everyone that was still alive agreed, they tried to open the doors. They wouldn't open, none of them would. Then they tried the windows, they managed to get one open just enough to let air in, but not enough for even Radar to get through. Then, one of the Nurses collapsed.

Hawkeye went over to her and said, "Oh my God! It's Dish!" he then checked her pulse, after he found that she died, probably from a heart attack, he said, "Ohhhhhh! She's dead! She was ssuch a dish..." Then he went to sulk and cry in a corner.

"How are you doing, Henry?" asked BJ.

"Oh! That little hook just pierced this guy's pancreas, but don't worry, Sherm's helping me."

"Even with my shaky hands I can still operate!" Sherman yelled to no one.

Just then, the ground shook violently.

"EARTHQUAKE!" Everyone shouted.

An earthquake that was a 10 on a Richter scale (it probably could have been higher) had hit Korea and opened a huge fault. So huge that the whole MASH unit sank into it, leaving all of the alive personal to go down with it, to a burning death. On the way down you could hear Father Mulcahy shout,

"I think I've developed Hepatitis!"

Only Rosie managed to escape the madness, but she was locked away forever in a hilarity school (asylum).

What a violent way for everyone else to die.

That's the end of this chapter.