1A/N: On the BCA website, there is a story called 'The Grand Rapid's O'Rielly'. It involves Radar becoming sheriff of Grand Rapids, he also got married to Nurse Bigelow...it's under the rated 'R' section but it's truly horrible. Unfortunately John Cooper II owns that story, I'm just having fun with it.

February 29, 1959

Grand Rapids, Minnesota

It was a car chase, RADAR was being chased be MORTICIA ADDAMS. He had of course hired her to be deputy sheriff, and became good friends with the ADDAMSES. At the moment, they were shooting a scene for a movie about his work as a sheriff. BETTY COPERIN, the director, was always in danger. RADAR was dangerous after all. He was the most dangerous person in the world, it's a wonder that he wasn't in AMERICA'S most wanted.

Suddenly, RADAR jumped out of his car, making that car and MORTICIA'S car and herself crash into a mountain, killing her. When he jumped out, he had his gun out. He shot BETTY and escaped.

Later, he was thinking about FRANK BURNS and how he filled him full of lead. He did the same to the then, PENTECOSTAL, FATHER MULCAHY over a hat. He became so upset, that he decided to kill himself and be done with it.

That's just what he did. His MOTHER had a heart attack when she heard the news and died too. They were buried next to each other forever...

That's the end of this chapter.

Sorry it's short, but this is almost a scene directly from the story, except I wrote this selection. I just couldn't let my skills deteriorate. He does write that way, though.