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The Friday night, one week before the Halloween party found Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny sitting in the centre of the Gryffindor table eating dinner. Ron was entertaining them all by reliving Harry's and his lesson in Divination earlier that day. Apparently Professor Trelawny had gotten a little bit too excited with her stash of sherry, and was trying to make a move onto Draco, who of course, was egging her on while the entire class was killing themselves laughing.

"So then, she does this drunken little strut thing over to him and Zabini and she sits down on their desk giggling and flirting with Malfoy. And Malfoy starts whistling at her, and then she grabs his tie and starts pulling him to the front of the classroom and pushes him onto a bean bag thing. Then Malfoy goes, 'Oi Professor! What about a lap-dance then aye?' And everyone just starts laughing and laughing. And she's up there like flinging her shawls and stuff around. But then it sort of got a bit wrong, she was trying to shag him. Merlin, you should have seen the git run! It was like a flash of whiteness," said Ron, while trying to stop laughing.

Ginny and Hermione were giggling uncontrollably while Harry was laughing silently with tears coming out of his eyes.

"You know mate, it was so funny there, but it's almost even funnier when you retell it!" he said, trying to control himself.

Ron nodded. His face lit up. "And after Malfoy left, she turned onto Neville!"

"What?! That is hilarious!" cried Ginny.

Hermione glanced around the hall. 'What the…' she thought. A huge grin appeared on her face. "Oi, look! She's blowing kisses at Malfoy!"

Trelawny was sitting at the teacher's table blowing kisses over to Malfoy, who was sitting with his head in his hands.

"Bet he regrets egging her on now aye? Looks like she's not giving up on getting some quote, 'Fit young lovin',' end quote," said Ron. The group cracked up again.

Once Hermione and Ginny had finished dinner, they started walking towards the Entrance Hall. As they strolled past the Slytherin table, a hand shot out and slapped Ginny on the bum. Laughs erupted from the Slytherins.

"Damn Weasley, that's one good arse you got going on there," said Blaise Zabini, as he shook his hand casually, trying to relieve the pain from slapping Ginny.

Ginny froze and turned around slowly. "Excuse me Zabini? Just what do you think you're doing?" Ginny spat icily, while storming up to Zabini with her hands on her hips.

Blaise leaned back. "Ohhh, you know, just trying to get a shag, see what's got all the lads so caught up on," he replied lazily, while smirking at Draco who was laughing loudly, the earlier embarrassment of Trelawny's kisses seemingly disappeared.

"Zabini, you're making her sound like Parkinson. Except 'all the lads' are dumbstruck by Parkinson's ability to be such a whore," Hermione quipped.

"Too right you are Granger. And have you changed your mind about where you should wrap your legs?" Draco replied, with a smirk.

Ginny smirked back to Draco. "Definitely not around you Malfoy, 'cos you and Zabini don't have dicks for us to shag," Flicking her wand, Ginny hexed both Draco and Blaise's penises to disappear for twelve hours. Feeling the usual 'lump' missing, Draco and Blaise paled and started screaming, as they ran out of the Great Hall.

"Yeah, that's right! You keep running you slimy bastards! Next time it'll be permanent!" Ginny threatened to their retreating backs.

The entire hall burst into laughter.

'Bloody hell, now what am I meant to do? It's the weekend! I need to score!' Blaise thought, seething with anger. He paced up and down the length of his dorm, relieved that none of his dorm-mates were currently present. He glanced around quickly. He looked down to his groin area and quickly felt for the familiar… lump that was usually there. He felt nothing. Raising his dark eyebrows anxiously, Blaise frantically ripped his school trousers and boxers down. There was nothing there. He groaned loudly.

"Ohhhh fuck,"

"That was bloody brilliant Gin! Haha, I've never seen Zabini or Malfoy run that fast before," Hermione said with a huge grin on her face, as they entered her personal Head Girl room at the top of the girl's staircase in the Gryffindor Tower.

Ginny smirked and tossed her hair over her shoulder. "That'll show that slimy bastard I'm not easy like those other girls he chases!"

"You used the Sparisca jinx didn't you? It's quite a complicated charm isn't it?" said Hermione.

"Are you under-mining my abilities?" Ginny asked pointedly, while eying Hermione with a doubtful look.

Hermione pulled a disbelieving expression. "Obviously not, seeing as you pulled it off, you idiot,"

Ginny smiled. "That's what I thought."

The girls started doing their homework that would be due within the next two weeks, so they could relax next weekend. Hermione was completing an Ancient Runes assignment, while Ginny was doing a Transfiguration essay. Two hours later, both the girls had finished their assignments and were gossiping on Hermione's bed.

"You know, as much as it kills me to say this, but Zabini is quite hot, don't you think?" said Ginny.

Hermione raised her eyebrows. "He's pretty good looking, I guess. There's something about you two… it's as if there's a spark. You're very similar,"

Ginny looked outraged. "We are not similar Hermione! He is a slimy Slytherin, who is sleeps around, and I am a proud Gryffindor, who has a good set of morals,"

Hermione rolled her eyes. "Whatever,"

"Speaking of which, you and Malfoy have been getting along quite well lately," said Ginny slyly. "What's going on there aye?"

Hermione again raised her eyebrows. "Quite well? He's still as insufferable as always, only now he doesn't call me 'Mudblood', he just tries to get a shag from me,"

Ginny thought for a moment. "You have to admit that he is not as insufferable as before… He fought with us Mione! And he's fit! And he obviously thinks you are as well," she finished with a smirk.

Hermione narrowed her eyes. "What are you thinking Gin?"

Ginny smiled cheekily. "That we turn the sexual teasing around onto them,"

"No way,"

"Come on Mione! What do you have to lose? Malfoy is fit, he's smart, he's funny and he's not evil!" whined Ginny.

"I will not be a part or this plan! You're only doing this because you want to tease Zabini and get to snog him at the same time!" Hermione replied stubbornly.

Ginny pretended to look disgusted. "I am not! I'm doing this because I want to show him that he can't expect me to just get on my knees! And that he can't speak to me like a whore. And if I get some snogging in, all the better!"

"So, what has this got to do with me?"

"I know you like the attention Malfoy gives you even if it's sort of crude… and how brilliant will it be when you blow him off in front of everyone?"

Hermione thought about this. True, Malfoy was not as insufferable as he used to be. But, nobody treats Hermione Granger as a whore and gets away with it! Plus, it was fun messing with his head.

Hermione smirked. "So, what's the plan?"

"Right man, this is it. I'm sick of Granger and Weaslette walking around being all smug," fumed Blaise as he walked into Draco's private Head Boy room.

Draco moaned from his bed, where he was laying on his back with an annoyed expression on his face. "It's the Sparisca jinx; it's not going to wear off for twelve hours,"

Blaise ignored Draco. "God they frustrate me. Weaslette especially. She walks around like she's the fittest thing out…"

Draco sat and listened to Blaise rambling on and on about Ginny. He really seemed into her, even though he didn't realise it. He was always chasing her, while she always blew him off with a sexy smirk and a shake off her hips. He then turned his thoughts to Granger… damn Granger! He was always baiting her, waiting for her to blush, but the stupid wench just gave it straight back to him.

"… I'll show her, little tease," grumbled Blaise.

"Blaise, shut the fuck up. Now, listen. We are going to make those chit's pay for that stunt they pulled tonight," said Draco with a glint in his eye.

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