"Thank you," said Pinkie-Winkie. "Now to haunt her." Then it went into idle position as Karen walked to the door.
"DID YOU EAT MY DONUT?!?" screamed Karen.
"No."
"Move over," said Karen. "I need it."
So Doug ran off and drove to his friend's to watch TV. Karen wouldn't let him watch sports there, even though it was his house. Don't ask why.
But anyways, Karen reached for the donut and the donut rose.
"Don't eat me," said Pinkie-Winkie.
"Shut up so I can eat you," said Karen.
"I will chase you!" said Pinkie-Winkie.
"You don't scare me," said Karen.
"Oh? What if I did this?" Pinkie went up and slapped Karen.
Karen screamed and ran to her car and drove really fast and ran down to the police station. She was panting heavily.
"What can I do for?" said the policeman.
"Donut, chasing me... slapped me..."
"Sure and I'm a famous policeman," he said sarcastically.
"No, really," said Karen. "It stalks me... and... and..."
"Yeah, yeah, sure," said the policeman. "Now get out of my sight."
Then she walked out and thought to herself: maybe it'll go away if I take a nap when I get home.
So she drove home,went into her house and fell asleep on the couch.
Her dream:
"Do you, Doug, take Karen to be your lawfully wedded wife?" said the reverend.
"I do," said Doug.
"And do you, Karen, take Doug to be your lawfully wedded husband?" said the reverend.
"I--"
"...came back for you!" said Pinkie-Winkie.
Then Karen ran around the church grabbing on to things.
"Wish to say your last words, Karen?" said Pinkie Winkie as it was gonna drop her out of a window.
"Let me go on with my wedding," said Karen, fighting for her life.
"You're ready for your deathbed? OK."
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" screamed Karen.
End of dream.
"I gotta get out of here!" said Karen.
To be continued...