Cameron laughed happily, as Wilson continued to tell his joke. She ran her fingers through the sleek strands of her hair. Even though she spent an hour and a half meticulously running the straightening iron over each piece twice, effectively frying her hair, she still felt like it was starting to frizz. She looked over at House's animated face as he chuckled at his "bestest buddy's" joke. One of his hands gripped his glass of scotch he had been nursing the whole night. Surprisingly, he only had one glass and was drinking from it with quick small sips. They were out at a fancy restaurant having dinner with Wilson, their cover. So that way if anyone from the hospital happened to stumble upon them it wouldn't seem suspicious with Wilson as their buffer. However it would be difficult to explain House's hand spread over Cameron's knee as he rubbed soft circles around it and the close proximity of their bodies while Wilson sat across from them. In the first stages of their relationship House was constantly filled with thoughts of paranoia and employed the help of Wilson to ward off any questions about his relationship with the young immunologist. Sure Chase and Foreman knew, but that was as far as he wanted it to be stretched. Also some how, in that annoying all knowing way of hers', Cuddy had and inkling too.

"That tiramisu was delicious." Cameron said as she dropped her fork. She turned her head to House and smiled sweetly as he eyed her wearily.

"Thank Jimmy, it's on him tonight."

"It's always on me and no one ever puts out."

"Hey you don't have a dependent teenager living under your roof; sucking you dry with all of her demands like buying something shiny to wear to the movies with a friend. And I have a feeling Cameron will be putting out. "

"I bought her that top." Cameron exclaimed indignantly completely ignoring the comment of her putting out as his hand snaked around her waist drawing her close to his side.

"That wasn't my point." The check came and Wilson, as predicated picked it up. House grabbed Cameron's hand as they exited the restaurant with Wilson at their heels. Both men handed the valet their ticket stubs and waited for them to retrieve their cars. Cameron placed her hands on his chest a pressed a soft kiss on his lips. She could taste the distinct flavor of Scotch and the after dinner mints he had stuffed in his pockets and urged her to stuff in her small clutch. His large hands circled around her waist as he dipped his head to get at those shiny lips. Taking advantage of her four inch heels his tongue passed through her parted lips as their kiss grew sloppy. He ignored the curious stares of bystanders who were wondering how an old dirty bastard like himself ended up with a hot young piece of ass like Cameron. Quite frankly he didn't seem to care that much. Sure it had been a problem in the beginning but through time he seemed to have gotten over it. House pulled back from the kiss and grinned as his hands began to slip dangerously low. Cameron chuckled and quickly caught them returning them to their much safer original post. She drew small circles on his broad chest as they continued to stare at each other, the alcohol in their systems making them happily tipsy. It was nice to go out like this, albeit they had Wilson for a chaperone, but ever since Georgia had come into their lives they were forced to become parents. This left less time for them to engage in normal couple stuff even though they would never really be a normal couple.

Wilson cleared his throat as their heavy petting seemed to be progressing into something 'R' rated. The scotch he had drunk obviously loosened him up, seeing as he was always so uncomfortable about pda.

"No Wilson you can't get in on this." House admonished in a mocking tone. Cameron giggled at his comment and slapped his chest lightly as he swung her in his arms loosely. Wilson turned an undeniable shade of red and quickly grabbed his keys from the waiting valet.

"Umm, see you tomorrow."

"Don't worry, Wilson, next ones on me." He said as Wilson sped off. Cameron removed herself from his body as she spotted her car pulling up. "Aww." He said at the sudden loss of warm. He watched as she walked over to the other valet openly staring at her tight bum as she took the key from him. Cameron was wearing a tight and short dark blue number with super thin spaghetti straps. Georgia was out at a movie with her friend from her ballet class and would be sleeping over so that left him some alone time with Cameron.

"Come on." She said dangling the keys in her hands as she tossed them to him. House caught them and limped over to the driver's side and ducked cramming his lengthy form into the car. He put the keys in the ignition and waited until Cameron had buckled herself in then took off. They drove for a bit while Cameron's hand danced dangerously on his thigh giving it a squeeze every once in a while. House caught it before it veered off into hazardous territory and placed it on her lap. He glared at her out of the corner of his eye. "Why don't you be a good girl and let Daddy drive?" He grimaced at the realization of his words. "God, I don't think that's ever going to be the same for me." Cameron laughed as he they pulled into a secluded parking lot near his neighborhood.

"What…" she trailed off as she noticed that mischievous look in his eye. "Were almost at your apartment why not just do it there?" she asked as she unbuckled her seat belt and climbed into his lap.

"Because, this is more exciting." He said with a wiggle of his eyebrows. Cameron's drunken giggles resonated through the car as she covered his mouth on hers.


Pete gathered Georgia in his embrace as they sat in the semi crowded movie theater. Pieces of popcorn were thrown aimlessly and a light chatter filtered the space. Georgia shifted nervously and looked to her left and caught her friend Bambi making out frantically with her date. She looked back at Pete who had been watching them himself. His brown hair dangled in his eyes as he winked at her suggestively, what she once thought was alluring and sexy was now slightly sleazy.

"Bambi!" Georgia said, she turned and tapped her hard on her shoulder.

"Hey Georgia, a little busy here." She replied into the mouth of the boy who was currently sucking her face off.

"I have to use the bathroom." Bambi sighed and released him and stood up. She grabbed Georgia's hand and led the way. When the girls finally reached the bathroom Bambi peered into the mirror and adjusted the collar of her shirt to get a better look at her fresh hickey.

"What's up kid?"

"I don't want to make out with Pete." Georgia said as she paced the bathroom.

"Why not he's super cute." She asked as she continued to check her appearance.

"I just don't okay!" She grabbed Bambi's arm to get her attention. "I want to go home." She said softly. Georgia cringed slightly waiting for her friend's reaction.

"Okay." She laughed as she pulled her into a hug. "That's fine. We'll do the sleepover thing some other time minus the boys. Are you gonna call your mom?"

"No, she's away for a couple of days. I'll call my Greg." She laughed as she took her phone from her purse.

"Okay I'll wait for you in the parking lot."


"Well that was…" House trailed off, closing his fly.

"So worth doing in an abandon lot." Cameron smiled as she grabbed the lapels of his coat and pulled him in for another kiss. She let go and tugged her dress back in place. "Alright let's-" she said as she was interrupted by the ring of her phone. Cameron reached into her clutch and took it out, letting a few after dinner mints fall onto the floor of the car.

"Hey!" House protested as he pointed at the lone sweets between her toes. She rolled her eyes and bent to pick them up as she said 'hello' into the phone.

"Georgia, what's up? Yeah I know he doesn't really answer it much, even when I call. Oh okay. Where are you? Are you alright? No it's not a problem just stay there we're coming right now." She hung up and looked over at House who was peeling back the wrapper of his mint.

"Tricky little bastards." He muttered. Cameron grabbed it from him and tore the wrapper easily.

"Georgia wants us to pick her up from the movies."

"I thought she was sleeping over at her friend's house?"

"She was but they met up with these guys at the movie." House frowned immediately, completely forgetting the mint.

"Georgia said she was just going with that Bimbo girl."

"Bambi and we need to go to the theater. She says she feels uncomfortable with the boys being there. So step on it." House groaned and put the keys in the ignition and drove out of the lot and to the movie theater. When they pulled into the parking lot they found Georgia in tears pushing Pete off of her futilely. House leaped from the car as fast as his leg would allow and yelled.

"Hey! Get the fuck off of her." He limped toward them as Pete released Georgia from his grasp.

"I wasn't doing anything. I was just trying to give her a hug goodbye." Georgia ran from his hold and over to Cameron where she wrapped her arms around Cameron's neck.

"When she says no she means it. She doesn't need a punk ass pre pubescent jerk off like yourself feeling her up against her will." He turned and limped back to the car, his knuckles white from gripping his cane. Cameron had her arm around her as she led her back to the car.

"What happened?"

"I don't know. I was waiting with Bambi for you guys and she went back into the theater to get her purse and Pete came out here and he was trying to kiss me even though I said no. I'm sorry you guys I know I interrupted your evening." She sobbed.

"No it's fine. If you ever feel that way again just call me or Greg and we'll come get you. Right Greg?" House looked between the two and looked away sighing heavily.

He opened the back car door and jerked his head towards the inside. "Get in." he said. Georgia wiped a few wayward tears and climbed in quietly. They drove in silence the whole ride back. When they got inside the apartment, House changed into his pajamas while Cameron helped Georgia get settled into bed then joined House. She slipped into a short cream nightgown and pulled back the comforter as she slid into bed with him. She snuggled into his side and placed her hand on his broad chest.

"She's thinks you hate her." Cameron said after a few minutes of silence. "You wouldn't even look at her after you yelled at that boy." House rolled over and turned off the light indicating that he didn't want to talk about it.