I don't own Inuyasha co. or the song "Pervert" by Nerf Herder
Miroku
" I love the ladies." Miroku said then looked over to see Sango sitting on a rock, so being the kind, smart Miroku went over and sat by her, while Sango glared and Miroku started to sing.
When
you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy
But you
didn't have a clue at what was going on inside
I ordered you a
drink and asked you for a dance
But all I really wanted was to
smell your underpants
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change
the way I am
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my
hand
That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood
Squares
You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy
bear
Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile?
Can
you see the way I imagine you doing doggystyle
I'm a pervert,
a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
I'm a pervert, a pervert
It
just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and
on
You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk
But
how could you have known what I was doing with my sock
Say you
want to be my girlfriend but will you love me anymore
When you
catch me with my polaroid outside the bathroom door
I'm a
pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
A pervert, a
pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
I'm a pervert, a
pervert
I've got sweaty palms
A pervert, a pervert
It just
goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on
Then all you could here was aloud slap and Sango blushing and walking away leaving a knocked out monk.
Hehe, good song, next.