The 15 Magical Deaths of Nick Chapter 2: Rolling With The Roll Call, a power rangers fanfic

The 15 Magical Deaths of Nick: Rolling with the Roll Call

By M14Mouse

This chapter is for Green Ninja, who gave me this wonderful idea. Darkstarshadow for betaing for me. She is the best!

Welcome again, my listeners. My audience seems to have grown. How wonderful. If you stumble in from the Nick fan club, you are in for a horrible surprise. This place tells of horrible and ugly deaths of Nick. There is a fan club meeting that is three door and to the right. Now, that we have gotten that out of way.

Let's begin.

The 15 Magical Deaths of Nick

Chapter 2: Rolling With the Roll Call

Wait a minute…what happened here? Wasn't the next chapter supposed to be the Magic Bullet?

"Due to legal action by The Hunter, chapter two has been delayed. Chapter three has been forward to replace chapter two. Enjoy."

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Who knew the Ten Terrors had lawyers?

Let's begin…again.

It was a typical day in Briarwood. The sun was out and about, the skies were clear, and there was a nice breeze in the air. People were fleeing from the latest monster of the week. The monster was currently draining the trees of their life force. Don't worry, my listeners, the trees aren't dead. They are merely changing their leaves to a rich black.

Like all monsters, this one was ugly. His feet were large brown roots and his legs were thick branches. His back and torso was covered in what look like a turtle shell. His face was made of rough bark and his nose went in several directions. His white hair flows down to his back. Like all other monsters that show up, the Power Rangers comes to the rescue.

"Stop it right there!" Xander says as he rushes toward the monster. The other rangers were right behind him. The monster turns to look at the rangers and stomps his feet on the ground.

"Power Rangers! How dare you interrupt my snack?" The monster says.

"We aren't going to allow you to harm the trees." Madison says as she gets into a fighting stance.

"You know what, Maddie? This guy looks like a Pokemon." Chip says as he gets into a fighting stance.

"A what?" She says.

"A Pokemon…you know, those creatures that people keep in red and white balls." Chip says. Madison just gave him a blank look. "You know…that turtle creature I got you for Christmas two years ago? That is a Pokemon." Chip sighs.

"OH, THAT THING! He is so cute. But that monster doesn't look like a Pokemon." Madison replied.

"My name is Shifeima! How dare you call me a Pokemon thing?" Shifeima says as he stomps on the ground in anger.

"You had to go and make it mad, Chip." Xander says.

"But he does look like a Pokemon!" Chip says defensively.

"Alright, guys, we can debate this later. We have business to take care of." Nick says as he grabs his morpher.

"NO! NO! NO! You cannot play yet." Shifeima says as his eyes glows green. His root hands shot toward the rangers and wrap around them. In bright green light, they vanish into thin air.

As far as other dimensions go, this dimension was quite pretty. For miles, it was covered in thick and beautiful trees, and in the distance there was a mountain range. If you were on one of those mountains, you were treated to a breath taking view. The rangers didn't have time to take in the view, however. They had to defeat Shifeima as soon as they arrived on the side of a mountain. This proved to be tough, though, because Shifeima had wrapped them up in his roots.

Shifeima's roots began to glow and the rangers felt a little funny. A few seconds later, Shifeima dropped them.

"Blah, power rangers aren't a good snack! Yucky! Yucky!" Shifeima says as he rubs his hands as if he was trying to get rid of a bad taste. The rangers scramble to their feet.

"We aren't your snack, you overgrown tree." Xander says, pointing at Shifeima.

"Since you aren't going to be my snack, I can destroy you!" Shifeima says as he flings his roots at them. Chip was able to dodge out of the way by hiding behind a rock. A root nearly hit Vida but she was able to roll to the ground. Madison ducked out of the way as the root approached her. Xander was saved from the root by tripping over a rock. Nick was the only one caught by the flying roots. Nick wasn't going to stand for it. He took out his wand and mumbled a spell to cut the root off.

That was a bad idea. Green liquid spews out of the cut root and all over Nick.

"Ugh…this is so nasty." Nick says as he tries to wipe off the liquid. The monster screams as he holds his hand. The others ran over to help Nick to his feet.

"Are you alright, Nick?" Vida asks.

"I am fine. Let's just get rid of this guy. I really need to get this stuff off of me." Nick replies.

The rangers took out their morphers and shouted.

"Magical Source, Mystic Force!"

Instantly, they transform into the Power Rangers.

"Strong as a tree! Green Mystic Ranger!" Xander says as the earth trembles under his feet.

"Ever-changing as the wind! Pink Mystic Ranger!" Vida says as winds twist and turn around her.

"Fluid as the sea! Blue Mystic Ranger!" Madison says as water rose from the ground.

"Fast as lightning! Yellow Mystic Ranger!" Chip says as lightning danced in the sky above him.

"Fearsome as fire! Red Mystic Ranger!" Nick says as fire came from his hands.

Something was wrong. The fire didn't stay on his hand; it then jumped onto his arm and began to spread upwards. Soon enough, his whole arm and part of his chest was covered in flames. It seems that the green liquid from the root had made him very flammable. Nick screams in surprise as he tries to control the rapidly spreading flames.

"Not again…" Xander and Chip muttered quietly to themselves. Nobody seemed to notice their comment.

Nick was smart this time; he has been practicing to control his element. This time, Nick was able to stop the fire from growing, thus he didn't completely burst into flames. That was the good news.

The bad news was that the fighting and Nick's screaming upset the mountain, which had been sleeping peacefully. It was very angry that someone had upset its sleep, so the mountain decides to get rid of the screaming. A pebble in just the right place began to roll and started to make the snow tumble down with it. The snow gained ground and began to hit rocks. This all happened at such an alarming speed that the other rangers didn't have time to get to Nick They only had time to get out of the way.

The rocks, trees, and snow fell onto Nick and the monster.

The poor monster try to run away but he become a monster sandwich between boulders and poor Nick was the mustard on that sandwich.

After the mountain felt better, the other rangers came out. They demorphed and looked at each other. Vida and Madison look horrified, but Chip and Xander look annoyed.

"I am not going to sacrifice any more pigeons." Chip says as he folds his arms across his chest.

"Come on now, Chip. Doesn't Gefjun have the hots for you? I bet she would love to see you again." Xander says. Chip turns red at the thought.

"We cannot sacrifice the goat. Hades would kill you for hitting on his wife." Chip replies.

"What? Persephone is hot. Beside, I think she likes me." Xander replies, grinning.

"Pigeons? Gefjun? Persephone? What is going on?" Vida asks.

"Nick has died before…we had to sacrifice some pigeons and a blind goat to some gods. They were able to bring Nick back." Chip says.

"So, what do we do?" Madison asks as every one look at each other.

"I'll go get a pigeon." Chip says with a sigh.

Although, they couldn't sacrifice the pigeons and the blind goat to other gods. Gefjun told them that Loki had some golden apples and that should be able to bring back Nick with them. She would give the location if Chip promise to go on a date with her. The others forces Chip to agree. While Chip and Madison was trying to get Nick from under the rubble, Vida and Xander went to Loki. Xander was able to purse Loki to a poker game. Both of them cheated outrageously and had a blast. Vida had to remind Xander and Loki painfully that they were here for. After one last hand, Loki gave Xander a golden apple. Xander grinds the golden apple into applesauce and Nick was brought back from the dead with it.

But poor Nick…he has 13 magical deaths to go before this tale is over.

So, come back, my listeners for next time. We shall go into chapter three…Draggie's Day Out!

The End of Chapter Two

A/N: Gefjun is the goddess was the responsible for separating Zealand, which Copenhagen now stands, from mainland Sweden by tricking the Swedish king with cunning and magic. I can image Loki and Xander having a lot of fun together. Thank you for reviews. I still need some ideas for three more deaths.