The 15 Magical Deaths of Nick: Out of Sight, Out of Mind
By: M14Mouse
Disclaimer: If I own them…Nick would have been dead by now. The other rangers would have focus stories!
Welcome, my listeners to another wonderful chapter. Do take a seat and refreshments are served after the reading. Just beware, my listeners, my muse like to add a lot of sugar to the drinks. As always if you are a fan of Nick, this isn't the place for you at all. You should be some where safe with bunnies.
With that out of the way, let's begin.
The 15 Magical Deaths of Nick
Chapter 3: Out of Sight, Out of Mind
Koragg is bored.
The Master gave him some time off; said he should use this time to reflect on his performance as an evil knight.
Why didn't the Master just say that he wanted to play his Playstation without Koragg bugging him?
Well, it didn't matter. Koragg was still bored. The minions had decided to take the time to run away from him. He could hunt them down, but there was no point; they were all the same to him, they all squeaked and fight poorly.
Chasing them is never fun.
He could find out what Imperious was doing, but for some reason, the thought of what he could be doing frightened him. The last time he went to see what Imperious was up to, he found Imperious taking dance classes from a flying mouse. There are no words to describe the things they had been doing then; it was safe to say that he doesn't want to know what Imperious was doing right now.
He wants to follow around Necrolai, but she went shopping with her daughter. Since when did they bond over anything? He would leave that mystery for another time.
Suddenly, a thought occurred to him…he could fight the red wizard! He was a half decent fighter when he is angry enough, and best of all, he comes when he is called.
Hear me, red wizard, come or I will destroy the city!
Luckily for Nick, he wasn't operating any heavy machinery at the time of Koragg's call or this tale would have end too soon. Nick's hands cling to his head as Koragg's voice entered his brain.
Meet me in the forest, red wizard…Uhh…Wait a minute…
Unlike many times before, the mental connection between Koragg and Nick was still on. Poor Nick suffers through a terrible headache and an interesting conversation.
"What do you want, minion?" Koragg says.
"Yes…Mr. Koragg…I was wondering if I could have a transfer." A trembling Hidiac said.
"A transfer? What is your name, minion?" He asked.
"My name is Joe, Mr. Koragg."
"So, Joe, why do you want a transfer?"
"Well, I am sick of the fighting. We were promised excellent benefits and world domination, and the only thing we get is our butts handed to us by the humans in spandex. Do you know how embarrassing that is for my family? My children get made fun at school. My wife never goes out anymore. I think I want to get out before I die or get blown up." Joe the minion says.
He thought for a moment before answering.
"Yes, I think I can arrange a transfer. Come here." Koragg orders as the minion approach him.
"Thank you, sir. I am glad that-" Joe the minion never had a chance to finish his sentence as he was thrown down where the Master lives.
"Transfers are not allowed in the Master's service." Koragg says as he starts to cast his spell to leave the underworld.
For a brief moment, Nick could feel Koragg's joy but soon enough, the pain returned.
I shall be there shortly...what do you want?
Leelee came in to show off her new outfit. It seemed funny to Koragg, because to him, it looks like the same outfit as before.
"Hey, Koragg…I need a guy's opinion. Do these leather pants make my butt look big?" Leelee asks.
It took Koragg a full minute to figure what to say.
"I have no time for this, woman. I have things to do." He finally replies.
"Come on, Koragg. Just one moment…please." Leelee whines.
"Fine, woman. It looks like the same leather pants you wore yesterday." He says.
"Mom was right. Men are idiots." Leelee says as she stomps out of the room.
Finally, he could leave and get out of this place.
He was about to cast his spell to leave when he heard some strange music. Imperious dances into the room.
"What are you doing here, Koragg? I thought you left hours ago." Imperious asks in his wispy tone.
Koragg sighed. It wasn't like he hasn't been trying to leave.
"Since you are here, why don't I show you my new dance? Hidiacs…front and center!" Imperious ordered. Hidiacs came running into the room and form two lines. One of the Hidiacs was on the sidelines with a cd player.
"This is what I learned in my class today. It is called the Macarena. It was very popular during the 90s. Okay…hit it, minion!" Imperious said.
Poor Koragg. He was treated to the most horrible sight in both mankind and the underworld's combined histories. It took all of his training as a knight for his head not to explode.
Nick wasn't so lucky. With the combination of the pain of the mental connection and the sight of Imperious dancing the Macarena, Nick's head exploded.
When Koragg arrives at their meeting spot, Nick's body was still warm. Blood was all over the place.
"This isn't an honorable way to die." He said as he picks Nick's headless body and took it back to the underworld.
"Master…I came to ask you to bring back the red wizard." Koragg says.
The Master roars in response.
"Yes, I know, Master…but you saw Imperious's dance. He had to watch it…all of it." Koragg says.
The Master roars again.
"Yes, Master. I will drop Nick into the pit and then add a chicken. Why a chicken, Master?" He asks. The Master roars with a response.
"Oh…that makes sense, Master. I must admit, I didn't know that pigeons aren't allowed in the underworld." He says as he drops Nick's body into the pit. A few minutes later, he adds a chicken.
Fifteen minutes later, a newly reborn Nick was pop out of the pit. Koragg took him back to the surface world with a promise of another fight.
Nick has no memory on what happened to him. The only side effect was his strange desire to start clucking like a chicken.
But poor Nick…he has 12 magical deaths to go before this tale is over.
So, come back, my listeners for next time. We shall go into chapter three…Draggie's Day Out!
The End
A/N: Thank everyone for the wonderful support! Cookies for everyone.