The 15 Magical Deaths of Nick: The Musical UFO

By: M14Mouse

Disclaimer: Don't own them…No…I am not going to say it.

Many thanks to my brother with his helping with the songs and Happy Birthday, GreenNinja

Welcome back, my gentle listeners, to another chapter of magic and death. Do take a seat and relax. One of my listeners pointed out that I shouldn't warn you of these horrible deaths of Nick. That Nick fans have a sense of humor and can take any insult or ill word about him.

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I have but only a few words for my Nick fans. Flee, I tell you! Flee! Flee from the horror! Flee from the death! Flee!

Now we have gotten that out of the way.

The 15 Magical Deaths of Nick

Chapter 4: The Musical UFO

Grumm was bored and highly annoyed. He was currently scouting out other planets to conquer when his scout ship ran out of fuel. Now, he is drifting in space with nothing to do. He already threw half of his crew out of the space lock for their stupidity. He couldn't throw the other half because he needed them to get back to the war ship.

"My lord, we are approaching a small planet. I am detecting a possible fuel source on the planet." A krybot at the controls said.

"Then land the ship, you dolt!" Grumm said.

The krybot was wise enough to keep his words to himself as they drift toward the small blue planet.

Nick was furious as he drove his motorcycle across town. Madison turned down a date with him because she promised Vida and Chip that she would hang out with them. What he didn't understand is that she hangs out with them every day! He took a shape turn onto another road that was heading outside of Brairwood. If Nick was paying attention to sky, he may would able to avoid the big flaming thing that was falling from the sky.

But he wasn't.

He was busy calling Maddie, Chip, and Vida all sorts of naughty names.

If Nick was paying attention, he may have notice that the flaming object was heading toward him.

But he didn't.

He was busy trying to figure out why his motorcycle was making such odd noises.

If Nick was paying attention, he would have notice that the flaming object was now on top of him.

Finally, he looked up at the sky and noticed the huge flaming object of doom coming toward him. He made a sharp turn with his bike and was able to avoid the flaming object. Very unlucky for him, he was unable to avoid the very solid tree in front of him. His body flied off of the bike onto the ground. Don't worry, my gentle audience, he isn't dead…yet.

The flaming object turned out to be Grumm's ship which landed in the middle of the road. The cargo bay door opened up to reveal several krybots. The krybots ran out of the scout ship to avoid their fate as scrap mental. Grumm came stomping out and shouting at the fleeing krybots.

"You idiots! You made me spill my coffee. I should destroy each and every one of you.

I will if you don't bring me back that fuel source," Grumm said with a grumble. He turns to his other krybots.

"You will fix the ship and get ready to launch. Do I make myself clear?" He said. The other krybots quickly ran to get the ship repaired.

"My lord, we found something that may interest you," A blue krybot said.

"What is it?" He said as he turned his attention to the krybot.

"We found native specie of this planet. From our data, it is called a human." The blue krybot said. The other krybots dragged an unconscious Nick to Grumm.

"Hmm…Take him into the ship. Let's see what this human is made of." He said as he walked to the experimenting room. The krybots dropped Nick's body on the experiment table. Another krybots drops Nick's processions on a table next to him. Grumm picks up Nick's cell phone mopher and the morpher popped open.

"Hmm…" He said as he pushed the buttons on phone. Nick's wand began to glow and a chicken popped out.

"What in the universe is that?" Grumm said.

"I believe it is a chicken, sir." The blue krybot said.

"I know what it is, you dolt. I wonder why it popped out of the phone." Grumm said.

"Hmmm….according to our records, humans has been using cell phones for everything. They use them to make appointments, listen to music, play videogames, surf the internet, and amazing enough, make a phone call. Perhaps, this is an experimental cell phone." The blue krybot said.

Grumm pointed the wand at Nick and pushed some more buttons. A flash of light hit Nick and…oh, dear. Well, it seems Nick no longer has a need to reproduce since it is gone.

"That was a useless piece of junk." He said as he tossed the phone away.

"Now, what is this thing?" He said as he picked up an Ipod.

"We aren't quite sure, sir. We believe it is called an Ipod. It was making strange noises when we discovered him. Humans call it music." The blue krybot said.

"Well, show me how it works." He said.

The blue krybot set it on Nick's body. The blue krybot and Grumm waited for something to happen. Grumm groaned when nothing happened. The blue krybot was smart enough to do something about that. He brought out a big flashy machine.

"Perhaps, it was in his body and the accident made it fall out." The blue krybot said as he turned on the machine. The machine glowed brightly before hitting Nick. The Ipod seemed to disappear into Nick's body.

Nick's eyes and mouth snapped open. He starts to sing….

Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go

"AHH….make it stop!" Grumm said loudly. The krybot shot Nick with the machine again.

And maybe you just need...A friend
As clumsy as you've been there's no one laughing
You will be safe in here, you will be safe in here

The blue krybot knew that he was in trouble as he watched Grumm's eyes glowing. He hit Nick with the machine again.

Boom biddy bye bye
Boom biddy bye bye
Step back as I'm kicking up dust
For a while

FLASH!

She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca

FLASH!

Suddenly I see, Suddenly I See

This is where I want to be.

FLASH!

Cause you're the fonz
I know its over for me
I know its over

FLASH!

Yeah, every time we're down
Yeah, you can make it right
Yeah, and that's what makes you larger than life

"AHH!" Grumm screamed as he picked up the machine and slam the machine into Nick's body repeatedly. It seems the Backstreet Boys had that effect on Grumm.

It took Grumm about 30 minutes later to calm down and poor Nick didn't stay a chance. There wasn't much left of poor Nick but a few bones, blood, and his Ipod.

"Uh…my lord, perhaps, we should bring him back to life." The krybot said.

"Why?!" Grumm said.

"The Power Rangers may discover our presence. We don't have the forces to conquer this planet yet." The krybot said.

"Hmm…very well." Grumm said. But he was really thinking that he could avoid this planet for a few years until that awful song is gone from human's memory.

The blue krybot dragged in another flashy machine and puts in Nick's DNA.

"What does this machine do?" Grumm said.

"We have been experimenting to produce more krybots by using a flying bird's DNA. The experiment has been unsuccessful. But it can make toast buttery and bring back humans from dead." The blue krybot said as he started up the machine.

A few minutes later, Nick had a whole new body. During that time, the other krybots fix the ship and brought the fuel source.

Before they left, the krybots dropped Nick's naked body by his bike.

"Good riddance." Grumm said as the ship took off.

About thirty minutes later, Nick woke up to find that he quite naked and had a strong desire to sing Backstreet Boys. But poor Nick…He has 12 Magical Deaths to go before this tale is over.

Stay tune for the next chapter of Hunter's Magic Bullet

A/N: Sorry for taking so long. But the Daggeron's chapter isn't going as planned. So, I moved to another chapter. Anyway, read and review if you wish. The songs got in this order: Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, Our Lady of Peace's Clumsy, Cypress Hill's Boom Biddy Bye Bye, Ricky Martin's Livin' la vida loca, K.T. Tunstall's Suddenly I See, Smash Mouth's You're the Fonz, and Backstreet Boys's Larger Than Life.